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11-13-2001, 04:13 PM
Damn I love this movie!
"One of these days, it's just gunna be like, guug guu guug guuug..."
"GUUUGGUUGUGGUUGGUuuhhhh Ahhhh hahahhaaa"
11-13-2001, 04:55 PM
"Not all women are interested in money"
''The kind that would double down on a dude like me are"
or some such.....
Russ 'Watch your cornhole buddy' Gates
11-13-2001, 05:00 PM
"Hey Lawerence, what would you do with a millions dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd man...two chicks at the same time.
That's what you'd do with a millions dollars, two chicks at the same time?
Damn right always wanted to do that and with a million dollars, I think I could hook that up cause chicks dig guys with money.
Well not all chicks.
Well the kind that would double up on guy like me would."
11-13-2001, 05:18 PM
"Whyyyy does it say paper jam when there isss no paper jam!"
"I swear to god.. one day, I just kick this piece of **** out the window!"
"It's really not that hard. Na..he..ne.ne.jar.....Nahehehdhhajnejar."
11-13-2001, 05:23 PM
You know Michael, there really is nothing wrong with your name.
Yeah, there WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown started makin music and winnin grammys!
I told those fudgepackers that I liked Michael Bolton
11-13-2001, 05:31 PM
11-13-2001, 05:38 PM
11-13-2001, 05:46 PM
you know what i'm talking about. :eek: oh...:eek: oh!!!
11-13-2001, 08:25 PM
"Peter- has anyone ever told you, 'it looks like someone's got a case of the mondays'?"
"No. . .no way. . .**** no man. I believe you get your ass kicked for saying something like that."
11-15-2001, 06:36 PM
"I got my pistol point cocked...ready to lay shots non-stop, until I see your ass drop...and let your homies know who done it..."
[turns down the radio]
[turns back up]
"...I go this killa up inside of me. I can't talk to my mama so I talk to my diary..."
11-21-2001, 11:09 AM
I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves A Woman"
You must be his biggest fan since you have the same name and all.
The office was actually an IBM building here in Austin, TX... pretty kewl. The apartments were kinda near mine as well (rumor has it)!
12-03-2001, 12:28 PM
I can't believe you guys forgot the first one on my list:
"Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
"Lawrence, you over there?"
"Naw, Peter, I don't want you ****in' up my life too."
"What am I gonna do with 47 usbscriptions of Esquire?"
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