PDA

View Full Version : Cybersex gone wrong...


phoneisbusy
11-05-2003, 06:53 PM
http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml
Polk-a-nizer
11-05-2003, 07:00 PM
Dude that guy is warped. He should stick to vid porn. Chasey Lain works for me!:D :p :D
MTXMAN
11-05-2003, 09:12 PM
good lord that was funny...
RuSsMaN
11-05-2003, 09:43 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dorokusai
11-05-2003, 10:29 PM
That was classic shit....I loved it when he had Britney fooled again...and broke out his wizard hat :D
gidrah
11-06-2003, 12:39 AM
HHHAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
fireshoes
11-06-2003, 02:08 AM
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm talking about uncontrolable, snorting, I can't breath laughing! Hilarious man!
Loud & Clear
11-06-2003, 04:05 AM
Great link, so effin funny...


bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.

bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

j_gurli3: thats it.

bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
avelanchefan
11-06-2003, 12:21 PM
So flipping funny man. Great link.
Pauly
11-06-2003, 05:07 PM
Need more ...:D
paymontana
11-06-2003, 05:35 PM
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

I had a realy bad day til I saw this link. Now I don't give a shit about the rest of the day. "It doesn't get anymore serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ass" RLMFAO!


Thank you
burdette
11-06-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by fireshoes
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm talking about uncontrolable, snorting, I can't breath laughing! Hilarious man!

Me too... and I'm still at work. I think they know I'm not working.... tears.. laughed so hard I had tears...
shiznit311
11-06-2003, 10:30 PM
LMAO... Funniest thing I've read in awhile.
Shizelbs
11-12-2003, 05:18 PM
Very, very funny
rs159
11-13-2003, 12:15 AM
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can I ask *HOW* you found this?
dorokusai
11-13-2003, 12:21 AM
That is some real funny shite, my wife loved the Rhino one.....man, that is so funny. Good clean fun :)
Polk-a-nizer
11-22-2003, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by rs159
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can I ask *HOW* you found this?

Yeah, me too. How did you find that bud?:p

P.S. Now when I try the link I get that $h!++y 404 Not Found error. EFFFFFFIN Microsoft.:mad:
rs159
11-22-2003, 04:17 PM
404 Not Found - Mozilla Firebird
----------------------------------------------------
Not Found
The requested URL /daguilar1/funny.shtml was not found on this server.

Eh?
phoneisbusy
11-22-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by Polk-a-nizer
Yeah, me too. How did you find that bud?:p

P.S. Now when I try the link I get that $h!++y 404 Not Found error. EFFFFFFIN Microsoft.:mad:

Guy must have pulled it because he was getting too much
traffic. :(

It got posted on my hockey newsgroup. Honestly!!
Actually, it was some of the tamer stuff. They find some really sick
stuff but I try to only pass on the more wholesome stuff.
Well, this wasn't exactly wholesome but it was so damn funny
I made an exception. :)

The canucks newsgroup reminds me alot of Club Polk, quite the number of characters and bloody funny at times.

regards

Dave