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F1nut
01-22-2004, 02:36 PM
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic. He asks, "What for?" She says, "I want to kill my husband He
says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and
pulls out a photo of her
@#$%#* husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."