Thought of the day

[phoneisbusy]

Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where shitty ideas come from.

[RuSsMaN]

"Personally, I don't hold my flatus for anyone. You can get a wicked stomach ache that way. I know that you guys don't want me to get a stomach ache." -George Grand

[Jstas]

I had a boss who used to light up the conference rooms during meetings. Then he would stand up, raise his hand and say "Yes, that was me and I am proud of it!" The meeting usually took a 5 minute break at that point.