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Spoonman
07-09-2004, 12:10 AM
A mama mole, a papa mole,

and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.

One day the papa mole sticks

his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says,

"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,

sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

The baby mole

tries to stick his head

out of the hole to sniff the air,

but can't because the bigger moles

are in the way so he says,

"Geez, all I can smell is....
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MOLASSES!

scottvamp
07-09-2004, 12:19 AM
Ohh my god - that is the funniest joke I have heard in a awhile.
I got tears in my eyes!:D
Thanks.....

F1nut
07-09-2004, 02:03 AM
:D :D :D

steveinaz
07-09-2004, 10:00 AM
LMAO!!!!! :D That reminds me of my favorite:

A 3 legged dog walks into a 1850's saloon and says to the bar tender..."I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw.."

amulford
07-09-2004, 11:30 PM
:D :D :D