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Strong Bad
12-20-2004, 04:27 PM
In the spirit of X-mas songs, it time to create and twist our own. Since Jesse is so fond of "Grandma got run over by a reigndeer", I'll start this tune off in his honor. You guys are then left to add to the song. Here goes...

"Jesse got run over by White Van Man
Walking home from Tweeter, Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as full range drivers
but as for Amar Bose, he believes"


Take it away guys...

steveinaz
12-20-2004, 04:44 PM
LOL! Great idea John, here goes:

A tribute to Russman, sung to the tune of "Silver Bells"

Ohm'n my balls
Ohm'n my balls
I'm bored as hell in the city
ring a ling
hear the radio shack meter ring
1.8 ohms is okay....

Cheesey quality leads
low on battery
man I can't get a break
in the air there's a feeling of frustration
polkies laughing
gas I'm passing
give me something to re-foam
I'm really quite bored as you see

Ohm'n my balls
Ohm'n my balls
I'm bored as hell in the city
ring a ling
hear the radio shack meter ring
1.8 ohms is okay....

Strong Bad
12-20-2004, 05:06 PM
Verse 1...


"Now his Polk's are all connected
With long cable runs by M.I.T.

Jesse drank too much egg nog
Off to the bathroom to take a mean ass pee!"


<sing chorus again>

keith allen
12-20-2004, 09:31 PM
OK,I got one...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me....a 7 foot marijuana tree....

take it away..............

Strong Bad
12-20-2004, 09:44 PM
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

2 kegs of beer

and a 7 foot marijuana tree

steveinaz
12-20-2004, 10:16 PM
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

3 DVD's
2 Kegs of Beer
and a 7 foot marijuana tree...

Frank Z
12-20-2004, 11:02 PM
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

4 Banana jacks
3 DVD's
2 Kegs of Beer
and a 7 foot marijuana tree...

Vr3MxStyler2k3
12-20-2004, 11:17 PM
On the 5th day of christmas, my true love gave to me....

5 12" woofers in a sack
4 Banana jacks
3 DVD's
2 Kegs of Beer
and a 7 foot marijuana tree...

RuSsMaN
12-21-2004, 12:08 AM
On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Six JAN tubes.....

5 12" woofers in a sack
4 Banana jacks
3 DVD's
2 Kegs of Beer
and a 7 foot marijuana tree...

Strong Bad
12-21-2004, 12:16 AM
On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 horny Playmates

6 JAN tubes
5 12" woofers in a sack
4 Banana jacks
3 DVD's
2 Kegs of Beer
and a 7 foot marijuana tree...