Mystery Item for sale

[Strong Bad]

Something is up for sale. I won't say what it is nor will I post pics or give any description of the mystery item.

Winner pays shipping and pays for item in advance of receiving it.


Make an offer!!! :rolleyes:


John

[dorokusai]

$1,000,000.

[warlocks1]

I will buy you lunch in Cockeysville.

[Mothra]

I'll bid $10.00....Canadian!

:D

[janmike]

Make it $20.

[beardog03]

A nickle - ninty five cents...:D

[Codey]

Something sounds shady about this deal...

So I think I'll go with the sure thing and buy Mr Blasphemy's Carver. ;)

[Iamgod]

can i come pick up up?

[Mothra]

In the voice of Quagmire from Family Guy:

"Fifty Bucks"!

(Did anyone see that episode with the panties?) BAAHAHAHAHA!

[gmorris]

Originally posted by Mothra
In the voice of Quagmire from Family Guy:

"Fifty Bucks"!

(Did anyone see that episode with the panties?) BAAHAHAHAHA!

Family Guy is hilarious. I was so happy to hear they are going to start making new episodes again. Stewey is my hero.

[BlueMDPicker]

Originally posted by john d. strong
Make an offer!!! :rolleyes:
Do you take trades?

[gwh]

Is it a bag of cat turds????

[AsSiMiLaTeD]

Originally posted by BlueMDPicker
Do you take trades?
If so, then I've got some dibs I bought from Russ a while back on an interest check deal he was running:D

[gmorris]

Originally posted by gwh
Is it a bag of cat turds????

I've got some large dog turds if you're interested. American Bulldog to be exact. I take Paypal or nickels.

[McLoki]

Originally posted by gmorris
I've got some large dog turds if you're interested. American Bulldog to be exact. I take Paypal or nickels.

I have St. Bernard and Great Dane turds. Will trade even up - I will pay to ship yours, you pay to ship mine.... :D

[gregit]

Originally posted by john d. strong
Something is up for sale. I won't say what it is nor will I post pics or give any description of the mystery item.

Winner pays shipping and pays for item in advance of receiving it.


Make an offer!!! :rolleyes:


John


How many of these do you have? Can I get a deal on a quantity?

[brettw22]

Originally posted by McLoki
I have St. Bernard and Great Dane turds. Will trade even up - I will pay to ship yours, you pay to ship mine.... :D If it has the face of Randy Johnson in one assortment I'd be interested. I think that $10,000 should be reasonable, no?

[HBombToo]

I just gave that friggen lockness monster threefitty. Missed out again....

HBomb

[Strong Bad]

After that insulting offer of $1,000,000 from Mark, I think the cat turds are winning my heart!

HOWEVER, that offer of a trade from BlueMDPicker seems very intriguing. Trade even up, right?


Iamsatan

[reeltrouble1]

dibs

[hoosier21]

Is this the one I GAVE you, and now you are selling it, nice :rolleyes:

[DarqueKnight]

I am not interested in the item(s), but I will offer you and the buyer my premium escrow service for FREE. You send me the item, the buyer sends me the cash, I handle the rest.

[Toxis]

I'll trade you for Iamgod's reputation.

[Mothra]

:D

BAAHAHAHA...Hilarious!

[dorokusai]

I'll ante up with Keith Allen's change of mood and participation in the forum.

[Jstas]

I have....let's see...3 pop tops, a paper clip, a rubber band, two pennies and a used tissue! Will that cover it? If not, I can trade you up with my humungus bag of nothing! It's good for all occassions! Nothing makes a better gift than a big lot of nothing!

[Strong Bad]

Originally posted by Toxis
I'll trade you for Iamgod's reputation.

Talk about being a worthless item!

The cat turds have more value than this.


John

[stereo55]

Mystery item .................................?

My Mystery offer ........................... ? :p (turds not included)

Count me in ! :D

(just having fun on a bored sunday ;) )

[Tide]

I'll bid on it on one condition--it has to have some type of Monster Cable hooked to it.

[shack]

What Luck :mad: I just bought a mystery item last week...I've been looking forever and paid way too much for the one I bought. I'll have to pass....I don't need 2.

[cubdog]

My mystery item is bigger than your mystery item.

cubdog

[Strong Bad]

Originally posted by Tide
I'll bid on it on one condition--it has to have some type of Monster Cable hooked to it.

Cat turds and Monster cable shoved in it....a match made in heaven!


John

[Tour2ma]

Originally posted by shack
What Luck :mad: I just bought a mystery item last week...I've been looking forever and paid way too much for the one I bought. I'll have to pass....I don't need 2. Sorry, to read that....

For future reference, I have about a years worth of ebay mystery item data...

[Toxis]

I'll raise the bid to a PhotoShopped pic of ol' Mr. Lee taking it up the poopshoot by a random animal.

[jdhdiggs]

Originally posted by Toxis
I'll raise the bid to a PhotoShopped pic of ol' Mr. Lee taking it up the poopshoot by a random animal.

I'll bid $1 if it's a rabid badger or wolverine

[PolkThug]

Hello,

I'm Damien Tongnaughty, I represent Hannah-Barberra, I'm going to take you to trial over the mark "Mystery Item." You see, Hannah-Barberra established the mark "Mystery Machine" in 1977 and has spent over 25 years establishing and protecting the "Mystery Machine." We see this as dilution of our mark, and unfair competition.

Have a Mysterious Day!

Damien

[beardog03]

rraggy is rat rooo ?!

HHeeehheeheehe...!

[Joelsbass]

Originally posted by Jstas
... and a used tissue! Will that cover it?

depends on what it was used for...:eek:

[Toxis]

Originally posted by PolkThug
Hello,

I'm Damien Tongnaughty, I represent Hannah-Barberra, I'm going to take you to trial over the mark "Mystery Item." You see, Hannah-Barberra established the mark "Mystery Machine" in 1977 and has spent over 25 years establishing and protecting the "Mystery Machine." We see this as dilution of our mark, and unfair competition.

Have a Mysterious Day!

Damien My name is Damien as well. I'll be seeing YOU in court as well. I've been working for well over 25 years (like 3 months more) to establish a good name for myself and you are misrepresenting my name. I hate you and I hope you die.

I just had a thought. Does Mr. Lee not realize that his first name is a cheerful word used during X-mas and he should be a lot nicer of a human being? I think Santa Claus, Jesus and God himself should all sue Monster for misrepresenting Noel.

[Tide]

Who won the item and what was it?

[BlueMDPicker]

No one knows for sure. We're all waiting for the shipping confirmation and tracking number from Jo Jo's Gypsy Escrow Service.

[Strong Bad]

Originally posted by Tide
Who won the item and what was it?

That too is a mystery! :D


Mystery Man

[Polkersince85]

I'll trade you my ex-WAF. She was a mystery to me, too.