Beardog`s new Toy

[beardog03]

ya man...

this baby ROCKS...:D :cool:

[Toxis]

I've been in one of those. Did about 90-95 on the water... I damn near pissed myself.

[Shizelbs]

That does it, beardog is hosting the next Polkfest.

[F1nut]

A floating motor...COOL!

[pjdami]

Where are the fishing poles and the trolling motor up front?;)

[beardog03]

you can follow behind me with a net...

This baby can spit trout about 50+ ft in the air..!!!

:D

[dorokusai]

If I was your wife, I would have shot you by now.....accidentally of course.

[beardog03]

she has been mumbling...

"I`m gonna kill you ,I`M GONNA KILL YOU" , lately..

I swear on everything I hold dear , I think she means iit..!!




I told her camping three week-ends ago when I first got the boat.
We when for a spin , and as soon as we got passed the 5mph mark , I looked at her got a big grin on my face , and the last thing I actually heard her say was ,"don`t you do it".....!!

Of course I stomped `er to the floor , and it looked like she was screaming , but all I could hear was the sound of an angry big block , screamin from the gates of Hell itself...

AAAaaaaaaahahahahahaaahaaaa..!!!!



Brother , that boat JUMPED out of the water , and shot like a hot piece of lead , across that lake...!!:D :D :D :D

YEAH MAN....!!!
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO....!!!!!!!


















She made me slow down...!!



















ever since then she keeps sayin` , over and over....

"I`m gonna kill you , I`M GONNA KILL YOU..."






I`m beginning to think she means it too.....:(


:D :D :D :D :D :D



Believe me when I tell you...THIS BABY ROCKS...!!!

Wife is not amused....

[ohskigod]

sweet lord, make sure all your insurance is paid up......Life......Health.........Boat. looks like a glorious way to die :D

[avelanchefan]

Bear that is the funniest thing i have heard. Great story.

Enjoy your new ride!

[jdhdiggs]

I really don't think she needs to plan anything to kill you, just give you a keg and send you out on the boat... Always wante to ride in something like that.

Some mfg. in Texas is making some that hit 140mph in a half mile and pull 4G's in a corner. Nice little jet fighters on water.

[Jstas]

Originally posted by beardog03
she has been mumbling...

Of course I stomped `er to the floor , and it looked like she was screaming , but all I could hear was the sound of an angry big block , screamin from the gates of Hell itself...

AAAaaaaaaahahahahahaaahaaaa..!!!!

ever since then she keeps sayin` , over and over....

"I`m gonna kill you , I`M GONNA KILL YOU..."

Believe me when I tell you...THIS BABY ROCKS...!!!

Wife is not amused....

I had a similar experience when I took my wife, she was my girlfriend at the time, for a ride in my truck the first time and opened up the butterflies on the throttle body. Only difference is that it was on wheels and not the water and it's not a big block but a supercharged 330 c.i. engine.

0-60 in just under 5 second in a pickup truck doesn't seem to be her cup of tea. She started screaming long before I hit 100 mph . Girls just don't get speed I suppose.




So is that there boat of yours, is that one of those boats that they race in those small shallow tracks that will do like 100 mph across the water and turn on a dime? I LOVE watching them on TV!

[dragon1952]

Nice horn ya got in the back there. Chrome? ;)

[beardog03]

yep..!!

still tryin to figure out how to pull skiers without yankin thier arms off..!!

:D

[glemay]

got any more pics and specs?

[goingganzo]

a neibor had one of thoes for a month he went airborn at 90+ he has a blown big block in it. sold it 1 month later. a little to much for him.

[beardog03]

glemay ,

not yet ...

been workin looooong hours, for a loong time..

I`ll try to get something together



goingganzo ,

I can relate..!!
The day this was takin I tried to cross a wake from a big boat with the wind blowin from the other direction..
created a potatoe patch of sorts...
kind of like somethin you don`t want to nose into goin as fast as I was going..

I saw it ...punched er up...foot to the wood..
did a dukes of hazard thing..
not sure how fast I was going....I do know it was way too fast..!!!

my butt puckered so bad, I think it ripped the seat...
took about 20 min to get my cheeks ta let go of my shorts...

if ya know what I mean..?!




:eek: :D

The boat has been clocked at 82+mph

Gotta love it ....I know I do..!!!!
The little woman does not ...


she still has that look in her eye....

I`m not worried though...












really ....I`m not...

What?