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jdhdiggs
03-28-2005, 02:07 PM
My buddy from TI just sent this after a "safety" incident. This is now part of a monthly "safety" topic. And people think Dilbert isn't based on reality...

My favorite line: "Ensure the employee understands proper walking habits"
RuSsMaN
03-28-2005, 02:11 PM
Half a dozen less cheeseburgers a week might help her not trip over her own feet.
jdhdiggs
03-28-2005, 02:14 PM
Well, that was the poor sap they got to "recreate" the incident so that everyone could learn to walk without hurting themselves.

But I always thought that "weebles wobble but don't fall down"
RuSsMaN
03-28-2005, 02:17 PM
Just think if ole' gravy tits actually DID fall into those lockers.

BLAM!!! It would sound like a bomb went off. I'd pay to see that shit.

Cheers,
Russ
steveinaz
03-28-2005, 02:24 PM
A direct result of our "sue-happy" society.
PolkThug
03-28-2005, 03:07 PM
I notice that there is no cover sheet on this report, didn't you get the memo??
Vr3MxStyler2k3
03-28-2005, 03:11 PM
I learned something new today.

Thanks!

*left...left...left...right...left*

my right foots behind...
jdhdiggs
03-28-2005, 03:27 PM
Can you imagine training "walking habits"? I got yelled at once for spinning 180 degrees on a bench and leaving off the other side. Apperently no one is allowed to cross a bench, regardless of manner (Signs had gon up earlier to not step over the benches). You MUST go around. :rolleyes:
PolkThug
03-28-2005, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by jdhdiggs
Can you imagine training "walking habits"? I got yelled at once for spinning 180 degrees on a bench and leaving off the other side. Apperently no one is allowed to cross a bench, regardless of manner (Signs had gon up earlier to not step over the benches). You MUST go around. :rolleyes:

Eff with 'em a little and go under the bench next time. :)
jdhdiggs
03-28-2005, 03:40 PM
Nah, I just quit and got a better job with expense accounts... :D

I will have to pass that on though... I'd love to see how the "hall monitors" react to that. Probably result in yet another sign...
Toxis
03-28-2005, 04:14 PM
what the hell kind of company actually has hall monitors? :rolleyes:

BTW, how does this walking thing you keep talking about work?
ninerbj
03-28-2005, 06:30 PM
LOL @ Gravy Tits
Thanks Russ...I just blew snot!
dragon1952
03-28-2005, 07:36 PM
Good Walking Habits

Rule #1 - Do not smoke a spliff during break time