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George Grand
08-29-2005, 05:59 PM
The outfit from the front cover, but lose those orthopedic shoes for the far more sinister ones she's got on page 56.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

BobMcG
08-29-2005, 10:26 PM
Yeah, she certainly is a hottie! Too bad she doesn't have an order number. ;)

George Grand
08-29-2005, 11:01 PM
If everybody writes to Wayne (The clown who owns the place. He's on the inside cover holding a drink with a umbrella in it. THERE'S a big surprise. He's going for the Jimmy Buffet crowd, shades and everything. Eat me Wayne.) and says "We're not buying sh!t out that catalog until she loses some apparel!" he'd cave in a minute. That boy is all about $.

Last but NOT LEAST, what's the deal with the guy who does PS Audio? Look at HIS picture on P.71. Real men don't pose for a picture sucking on the earpieces of their glasses. Goofy dude man!

eeagle
08-29-2005, 11:23 PM
Who's looking at shoes? That's a nice rack for only $149.99.

George Grand
08-30-2005, 06:10 AM
There's ANOTHER rack in that photo? That's uh, quite the eye for detail you have there friend.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

nadams
08-30-2005, 08:14 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.

shack
08-30-2005, 09:11 AM
This thread is worthless without pics.

http://www.audioadvisor.com/images/catalog_images/FC105/catalog_FC105_1.jpg

http://www.audioadvisor.com/images/catalog_images/FC105/catalog_FC105_56.jpg

http://www.audioadvisor.com/images/products/WTTO576C_000.JPG

shack
08-30-2005, 09:14 AM
http://www.audioadvisor.com/catalog_viewer.asp

nadams
08-30-2005, 09:27 AM
Ah, I see, I see.

Mike682
08-30-2005, 09:36 AM
Page 56

1) "Racks aren't just for looks"--- :D

2) "Three kinds of vibration control"--- :eek:

3) "Pick the rack that's right for you"--- I'll take the one on the right ;)

4) "Your satisfaction is guaranteed"--- excellent :)

:D ;) :p

TroyD
08-30-2005, 10:33 AM
I can see a little chloroform in her near future...........

BDT

dragon1952
08-30-2005, 11:11 AM
Mmmm.....high heels with jeans look so sexy!

HBombToo
08-30-2005, 11:12 AM
This gang is over the top... no wonder why I hang around.

Danny Tse
08-30-2005, 02:54 PM
I wonder if anyone working for Audio Advisor is reading this thread? :D

PolknPepsi
08-30-2005, 04:55 PM
Last but NOT LEAST, what's the deal with the guy who does PS Audio? Look at HIS picture on P.71. Real men don't pose for a picture sucking on the earpieces of their glasses. Goofy dude man!
The glasses sucking guy is Paul and he is the main man at PS Audio.....it is his Forum over there. He does look mighty old fashioned, doesnt he? He has some mighty pricey equipment. :eek:

George Grand
08-30-2005, 05:32 PM
I'm happy for him and his forum. He is one silly looking boy.

She doesn't look like she needs a push-up bra either, as one of our esteemed lady contributors mentioned the last time the AA catalog was discussed here. That poolside look. Remember?

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

Polkersince85
08-30-2005, 05:57 PM
Face it George, it used to be wine, women and song....now it's beer, the ole lady, and TV. :eek:

ohskigod
08-30-2005, 06:07 PM
my wife seems to think all the shoes are fine, but then again, she is a shoe whore and will buy any black shoe created.

She says the shoes on the cover are closed toe (hence less sexy then the open toe counterparts) but she noted that the heel is still pretty tall (me=nice). I think she said it was a mary jane (ish) type shoe but with a heel. F&cking whatver

ohskigod
08-30-2005, 06:08 PM
by the way, this is my wife speaking, its not like I care. Its not like I shop for womens shoes, then get the guys together to watch the Tony awards on TV (or perhaps a pamperred chef party is in order)

George Grand
08-30-2005, 08:19 PM
Beer, the old lady, and tv huh?

Beer sucks. Tastes real bad. Real bad. Never acquired a taste for it, and to be brutally honest, when you guys turn sideways in the mirror, I'll bet you wish you never did either. I have a rum/cognac figure.

The TV? It's The History Channel and The Evening News for me.

The old lady? It's ALL about nylons and heels fellows. Those Mary Janes are as clunky as the day is long. I can't believe she owns those AND has the sense to own the VERY nice ones I'm hot about. She, is a babe.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

ohskigod
08-30-2005, 11:01 PM
It's ALL about nylons and heels fellows.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)


I gotta give you the +1 on that.

George Grand
08-30-2005, 11:24 PM
Gotta wonder if she'd let me paint her toenails.......then BOFFO while those suckers are drying!

Even an ugly, flat chested girl is an attention getter as long as she's got great wheels, nylons, heels, fingernails and toenails that match.

Ugly girl with big yaboes, is an ugly girl with big yaboes and nothing more. Cold, but true.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

dragon1952
08-30-2005, 11:48 PM
Personally I'd take the ESPN fantasy girls over that AA thang anyday :rolleyes:

George Grand
08-30-2005, 11:55 PM
Isn't that the professional sports channel that people go to in order to worship false gods? Dragon, I am so let down by that statement from a heretofore highly respected '52 model.

Give me the girl next door.

ohskigod
08-30-2005, 11:55 PM
weve established that George is a leg man. we learn something new everyday :)

Joey_V
08-31-2005, 04:50 AM
Page 56

1) "Racks aren't just for looks"--- :D

2) "Three kinds of vibration control"--- :eek:

3) "Pick the rack that's right for you"--- I'll take the one on the right ;)

4) "Your satisfaction is guaranteed"--- excellent :)

:D ;) :p

ROFL!!!! :D

audioadvisorgir
01-12-2010, 10:35 PM
Hello, my name is Mary. I am the "audio advisor girl." I just got back from CES and I had a great time. To everyone that said hello, thank you for being so sweet and polite. I never knew anyone noticed me. Thanks and Have a Happy New Year:)

hearingimpared
01-12-2010, 10:36 PM
^^^^^:confused::confused::confused:

swegyptian
01-13-2010, 01:05 AM
Wow, a thread revival that might actually make sense.

mmadden28
01-13-2010, 01:14 AM
and here, thinking it was a new thread, I was trying to figure out why the AA link wasn't working. Arhggh. What a tease.

Polkitup2
01-13-2010, 05:56 AM
Hello, my name is Mary. I am the "audio advisor girl." I just got back from CES and I had a great time. To everyone that said hello, thank you for being so sweet and polite. I never knew anyone noticed me. Thanks and Have a Happy New Year:)

Hi Mary. You've been promoted to "Club Polk Girl", how about telling us a little about yourself and maybe posting some pics for the Club Polk forum. Thanks. :)

ben62670
01-13-2010, 07:05 AM
It's a guy that looks like Janet Reno.

Polkitup2
01-13-2010, 07:19 AM
Mary just PM'd me and sent me this photo. She wants to go out sometime. :D

Polkitup2
01-13-2010, 07:22 AM
And she has a sister. Anyone up for a double date?

tonyb
01-13-2010, 07:23 AM
Thanks for ruining my breakfast. UHG !!

ben62670
01-13-2010, 07:26 AM
:D is that a toupe?
I'd hit it.
With a stick.

tonyb
01-13-2010, 07:33 AM
:D is that a toupe?
I'd hit it.
With a stick.

Make sure it's your stick Pal, not mine.:D

ben62670
01-13-2010, 07:41 AM
I have a rule "don't touch another man's stick".

anhchungdoan
01-13-2010, 09:15 AM
I have a rule "don't touch another man's stick".


Go tell that to Mr. BenGay in the big house. Prison lingo, I guess.

Pauly
01-13-2010, 09:47 AM
Hello, my name is Mary. I am the "audio advisor girl." I just got back from CES and I had a great time. To everyone that said hello, thank you for being so sweet and polite. I never knew anyone noticed me. Thanks and Have a Happy New Year:)

Pics or it didnt happen....


Pauly

cnh
01-13-2010, 09:49 AM
Not Janet Reno.....Oh..the horror!!...the horror!!

cnh

Jstas
01-13-2010, 10:23 AM
Is this for real?

Pauly
01-13-2010, 10:38 AM
http://forums.soundandvisionmag.com/showthread.php?t=609616


Pauly

George Grand
01-13-2010, 10:56 AM
Mary Mary!

audioadvisorgir
01-13-2010, 12:41 PM
Hello, yes this is really me. Look me up on facebook: Mary Heredia:)

reeltrouble1
01-13-2010, 12:43 PM
cool beans.

ever been in a Rabbit Hole........full of speakers and stuff.........anyway, we dig AA and the ladies that help make it what it is........

Take care.

of course there are many pranksters that prowl this place so how about a regular pic?????

RT1

Jstas
01-13-2010, 12:47 PM
Hello, yes this is really me. Look me up on facebook: Mary Heredia:)

There are 92 Mary Heredias on Facebook.

audioadvisorgir
01-13-2010, 01:05 PM
sorry, I am the girl with the fishing cap on. If you can narrow it down by location: Michigan, i haven't updated it to say Wisconsin yet

audioadvisorgir
01-13-2010, 01:08 PM
any luck?

Jstas
01-13-2010, 01:11 PM
Is this it?

audioadvisorgir
01-13-2010, 01:20 PM
yes, that's me:)

Jstas
01-13-2010, 01:22 PM
Cool

hearingimpared
01-13-2010, 01:31 PM
Wow! The button on facebook asked if I wanted to add Mary as a friend. . . um . . . hell yeah!

Jstas
01-13-2010, 01:34 PM
Wow! The button on facebook asked if I wanted to add Mary as a friend. . . um . . . hell yeah!

Oh Lord! I'm so sorry, Mary!

steveinaz
01-13-2010, 01:39 PM
Those AA gals are dolls. They should make a calendar and stuff.

hearingimpared
01-13-2010, 02:06 PM
Those AA gals are dolls. They should make a calendar and stuff.

I hope you mean Audio Advisor dolls and not Alcoholics Anonymous "dolls!":eek:

George Grand
01-13-2010, 02:36 PM
I don't do facebook.

We had a guy here a looong time ago. He was an engineer from South America. Edgardo Alvarado Heredia. I can't be the only one who remembers him. I sent him an Adcom speaker switcher and he sent me photos of his family. A good-looking clan if I ever saw one. I wish I could remember his username. He was in the middle of a big dam project down there and then just stopped posting.

Are you really you or what? We need a little more leg activity in those catalogs if you get any say in it. Skirts and dresses with slits never go out of style.

You into stereo too?

ben62670
01-13-2010, 02:52 PM
A beautiful girl that gets out and goes fishing That looks sweet without dolling up... Not a Janet Reno!

Jstas
01-13-2010, 02:53 PM
I don't do facebook.

We had a guy here a looong time ago. He was an engineer from South America. Edgardo Alvarado Heredia. I can't be the only one who remembers him. I sent him an Adcom speaker switcher and he sent me photos of his family. A good-looking clan if I ever saw one. I wish I could remember his username. He was in the middle of a big dam project down there and then just stopped posting.

Are you really you or what? We need a little more leg activity in those catalogs if you get any say in it. Skirts and dresses with slits never go out of style.

You into stereo too?

Oh, no, Mary is for real. Already talked to her! She's a sweetheart!

hearingimpared
01-13-2010, 03:01 PM
Oh, no, Mary is for real. Already talked to her! She's a sweetheart!

You hound you!

reeltrouble1
01-13-2010, 04:39 PM
well then I hope Mary posts up a bit, she's great and certainly one of the top models, yes as GG said a little leg would be great......of course I am still stuck on TLW but what the heck.

Maybe some of the other AA ladies will wander into our little Polk world?????? Nothing like a good looking lady who digs audio........especially stereo.

RT1

steveinaz
01-13-2010, 04:46 PM
Any chick that wears a fishing cap is A-OK in my book.

George Grand
01-13-2010, 05:08 PM
I changed my mind. The engineer's name was EDUARDO Alvarado Heredia, not Edgardo.

I haven't seen it, but lose the fishing cap, and make with polish & nylons.

George Grand
01-13-2010, 05:11 PM
Oh, no, Mary is for real. Already talked to her!

How long did it take you to go ballistic this time?

Jstas
01-13-2010, 05:20 PM
Man, here I am doing a service for you all by verifying an identity and I still catch guff!

Here is the full sized image of her fishing hat picture.

I'm not going to post anything else. It's her stuff and this is the only one that is in the public view.

Jstas
01-13-2010, 05:22 PM
Oh and she's married. So back off all you leg humpers!

If you're nice though, she might introduce you to some of her not-married friends!

Polkitup2
01-13-2010, 05:42 PM
Question for Mary, will you continue to grace the pages of Audio Advisor? My recent Audio Advisor catalog contained some pictures of a model other than yourself and I am somewhat concerned.

hearingimpared
01-13-2010, 06:02 PM
Question for Mary, will you continue to grace the pages of Audio Advisor? My recent Audio Advisor catalog contained some pictures of a model other than yourself and I am somewhat concerned.

:eek: LOL!!!

audioadvisorgir
01-14-2010, 02:31 PM
As far as I know, I will be asked to continue modeling for AA. GG, I will not get rid of my fishing hat. There's nothing wrong with a beautiful woman kicking off her heals and getting dirty (fishing of course:))!

audioadvisorgir
01-14-2010, 02:35 PM
You can see my latest adds for Vincent in Absolute Sound or at: http://www.wsdistributing.com/

If you check on the ads tab at the top, you can see all of the adds that I've done for them so far.

Pycroft
01-14-2010, 02:52 PM
Welcome to the club Mary!

James

everpress
01-14-2010, 03:35 PM
Glad no one tried to test her the way I've seen some of you test spam-bots... That could've been bad.

reeltrouble1
01-14-2010, 04:41 PM
yea I saw you in TAS you looked awesome, may I say a bit SULTRY....yea that is the ticket, anyway, Vincent made a good decision.

RT1

bsoko2
01-14-2010, 05:42 PM
You can see my latest adds for Vincent in Absolute Sound or at: http://www.wsdistributing.com/

If you check on the ads tab at the top, you can see all of the adds that I've done for them so far.

Do you get a discount for audio gear?

Bill

Polkitup2
01-14-2010, 05:55 PM
Uh... PolkAudio...Cute girl... Sells Speakers. Tried and proven formula. She would be a lot better than that crazy looking dude playing video games. :cool:

hearingimpared
01-14-2010, 06:43 PM
You can see my latest adds for Vincent in Absolute Sound or at: http://www.wsdistributing.com/

If you check on the ads tab at the top, you can see all of the adds that I've done for them so far.

Hubbaa Hubbaa!

sandworms
01-14-2010, 08:03 PM
i fell for it too : (

whitetruk
01-14-2010, 08:39 PM
and here, thinking it was a new thread, I was trying to figure out why the AA link wasn't working. Arhggh. What a tease.

lol ditto

fatchowmein
01-14-2010, 09:19 PM
and here, thinking it was a new thread, I was trying to figure out why the AA link wasn't working. Arhggh. What a tease.

Don't feel bad. I remembered my wife left the recent AA on my catalog pile on my desk and I went flipping through it wondering WTF before it dawned on me to check the post date.

Duh.

George Grand
01-14-2010, 10:14 PM
You can see my latest adds for Vincent in Absolute Sound or at: http://www.wsdistributing.com/

If you check on the ads tab at the top, you can see all of the adds that I've done for them so far.

I like all those ensembles a lot better than a fishing hat.

schwarcw
01-14-2010, 11:19 PM
Welcome to the Club Polk Mary! I have to know, do you really like audio? Are you in it for the hobby or the money?

audioadvisorgir
02-04-2010, 06:43 PM
Of course I like audio, but the money isn't bad either. Actually I do this (modeling) on the side. I am a nurse. I am a working as a licensed practical nurse and going to school to earn a MSN.

Osarion
02-04-2010, 06:47 PM
Great, you just had to introduce the nurse outfit into our minds!!! Your EVIL!;)
Good luck with with your schooling and your modeling careers!

nadams
02-04-2010, 10:43 PM
You can see my latest adds for Vincent in Absolute Sound or at: http://www.wsdistributing.com/

If you check on the ads tab at the top, you can see all of the adds that I've done for them so far.

looking great, Mary!

BlueFox
02-06-2010, 01:15 AM
The latest Audio Advisor catalog arrived today, and I thought of this thread. While looking at the pictures, especially the Theil 3.7 photos, I was wondering if you ever get to hear all the equipment in the pictures. Or, is it just a photo shoot, and you do not get to play with the really good stuff in the pictures. ;)

Also, professionally speaking, a thong photo would really improve some of the gear being sold.

dorokusai
02-06-2010, 01:22 AM
How about a Lindsay Vonn skiing with a Thiel between her legs? I'd consider that sexy as hell and very sportsmanlike to blend audio and skiing.

BlueFox
02-06-2010, 02:29 AM
How about a Lindsay Vonn skiing with a Thiel between her legs?

An iPod with ear plugs would be better.

kappclark
05-05-2011, 08:50 PM
Hello, yes this is really me. Look me up on facebook: Mary Heredia:)

There are abt 100 people with that name on FB .. don't say I didn't try :)

Rev. Hayes
05-05-2011, 09:12 PM
You didn't try hard enough.


(hint: she holding a fish in current profile shot)

Rev. Hayes
05-05-2011, 09:13 PM
By the way, what were you searching that drug up this thread?

mrbigbluelight
05-05-2011, 09:50 PM
Any chick that wears a fishing cap is A-OK in my book.

I would normally agree with that, but ... the pic that Jstas posted showed her by a stream that makes me think she might be out there with an Orvis rod and reel fly fishing. Nothing wrong with fly fishing, but .... I have standards.

... http://www.wsdistributing.com/pages/ads.html .....


"The Enhanced Vincent SV-236 MK"

Uhm ....upon further review, I've determined that my fishing standards are worthless and should be immediately abandoned.
Doesn't really matter if she's out there chucking sticks of DynoMax Pro, doing a little blast fishing.

kappclark
05-06-2011, 08:07 PM
You didn't try hard enough.


(hint: she holding a fish in current profile shot)

OK - got it ... thanks..can't identify the fish
what a crazy loop for me to buy polk speakers, join the forum, read the Audio Advisor catalog every month, then see that the model for those PSB's I almost bought is on the same forum...and on FB..

Nice to make your virtual acquaintance, Mary.

audioadvisorgir
12-21-2013, 10:16 AM
Hex fishing

George Grand
12-21-2013, 09:59 PM
Heredia, why don't you leave THE FISH alone and...

Merry Christmas

gudnoyez
12-21-2013, 10:07 PM
That can't be a Rainbow trout, a Brown Speckled Perhaps? Nice Catch! A big Sky Montana cap to boot nice area.

polkfarmboy
12-21-2013, 10:17 PM
Hex fishing

Is this your profile pic for ' plenty of fish.com

schwarcw
12-22-2013, 12:31 AM
Thanks for stopping by and posting the pic!

Polkersince85
12-22-2013, 01:01 AM
All 14450 hits on this thread are from George G. Merry Christmas to all.

txcoastal1
12-22-2013, 01:18 AM
All 14450 hits on this thread are from George G. Merry Christmas to all.

He's probably got a copy of AA mag buy the can for morning read.

mhardy6647
12-22-2013, 08:59 AM
naaaw, I am monitoring it, too...

Dawgfish
12-22-2013, 11:03 AM
That can't be a Rainbow trout, a Brown Speckled Perhaps? Nice Catch! A big Sky Montana cap to boot nice area.

That's a brown trout. Speckled trout refer to either what some of the old timers call Brook Trout or it refers to the Speckled Sea Trout (totally different species).

Nice Brown Audio Advisor Girl! Looks like you got it on a hopper pattern.