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PoweredByDodge
10-28-2005, 02:24 PM
Justin... "web manipulator"

---- oh pooh, that sucks. how about "web master of disaster" or "web guru" or even "lord of the web". my personal favorite is "web obi wan"


Josh... "polk installer"


---- again, not very descriptive. how about "Donny Walburg"

Tom... "polk installer"

----- well obviously "Mark Walburg"


Macleod... "Polkologist"

---- I suggest "Chiggy Von Richtoff"

Cody could be referred to as "The Kid" like Billy the Kid, only not.

and Neo... we could call Neo something indicitave of his huge brain power... like "Nelson" or "Eugene" !!

Me, I'll just be "Tony the Fish"
Jstas
10-28-2005, 03:12 PM
But your name's not Tony. Then again, Vinnie the Fish sounds like a disease that afflicts female genitalia.


I want to change mine to "The Mean Internet Man" or "Big Meanie"
hellohello
10-28-2005, 03:34 PM
^why not be Dr.Evil?
Jstas
10-28-2005, 04:02 PM
'Cause I'm not evil. I'm just confrontational, rude, and arrogant.
exalted512
10-28-2005, 04:13 PM
as long as you know:D
-Cody
CrBoy
10-28-2005, 04:20 PM
'Cause I'm not evil. I'm just confrontational, rude, and arrogant.

ROFL...
spwuinmk67
10-28-2005, 05:05 PM
as long as you can admit you have a problem john, thats what matters
hellohello
10-28-2005, 06:50 PM
ill be idiot-boy... has a nice ring to it
Jstas
10-28-2005, 06:58 PM
ill be idiot-boy... has a nice ring to it

You know, I think it kinda fits! ;) :p :D
hellohello
10-28-2005, 07:09 PM
thank you mr. crabby pants :p
Jstas
10-28-2005, 07:36 PM
thank you mr. crabby pants :p

OK, get it straight, it's not my pants that are crabby, just me!

Ah, I guess I can't expect anything more from a guy who calls himself Idiot-Boy! :p
hellohello
10-28-2005, 07:40 PM
And suddenly it all becomes clear :)
MacLeod
10-28-2005, 08:29 PM
Polkologist??

Ill have you know I am the first and only Polk Master here on the car side. And you all know what that means......that Im the only one on here that doesnt have anything even remotely resembling a life. :D
audiobliss
10-28-2005, 09:02 PM
:eek: You left me out?! I'm crushed!! :(

Well, ok....not really....
audiobliss
10-28-2005, 09:02 PM
Mac - In what thread did you find that quote in your sig?
MacLeod
10-28-2005, 09:41 PM
http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33601

About 3/4 of the way down.

He's actually responding to Jstas......I love how John brings out the best in people! :D :p
Jstas
10-28-2005, 09:45 PM
Polkologist??

Ill have you know I am the first and only Polk Master here on the car side. And you all know what that means......that Im the only one on here that doesnt have anything even remotely resembling a life. :D

In that case, your name should be "Head Lackey"
audiobliss
10-28-2005, 09:49 PM
Umm..what he said was hilarious...I think...but I don't see how it addresses what Jstas said...:confused:
MacLeod
10-28-2005, 09:55 PM
Nah, John clearly had him outmatched but it was still a funny as hell quote.
audiobliss
10-28-2005, 10:21 PM
As was the rest of the thread!!! LOL
neomagus00
10-29-2005, 12:05 AM
am i supposed to understand why i'm being called 'nelson' or 'eugene'? is this some sort of sick inside joke? :p
skydeaner
10-29-2005, 01:38 AM
I just got yelled at for cracking up over that female genetalia comment here at work, thanks
PoweredByDodge
10-29-2005, 09:06 PM
Call me... Senor Ghonnorhea!
hellohello
10-29-2005, 10:04 PM
or mr. crabby pants could have another meaning :D
Mike B.
10-30-2005, 12:05 AM
or mr. crabby pants could have another meaning :D
Some of you all just arnt right in the head: Think I'll fit right in .
PoweredByDodge
10-30-2005, 12:08 AM
I think John should still be Mr. Meanie - its so cute... like... wait -- I'M NOT GAY - it just sounds cute. "awww mr. meanie" let's snuggle.
MacLeod
10-30-2005, 01:23 AM
I thought the same thing at Polkfest. He just looked so soft and cuddly and it made me just want to.....oh....wait....you said NOT gay.
hellohello
10-30-2005, 08:52 AM
(Barry White wanders in...) can you feel the LOOOVE?
1996blackmax
10-30-2005, 10:30 AM
(Barry White wanders in...) can you feel the LOOOVE?



:eek:


Hey whatever makes you guys happy :D .
Jstas
11-01-2005, 08:31 PM
Uhhh, I'm soft and cuddly? My wife saw the pictures in the System Showcase and said I looked like a bum. I felt nasty too 'cause the Polk HQ was kinda warm. Didn't help that it was also quite hot out that day too. Y'all better keep yer hands to yerselves!
PoweredByDodge
11-01-2005, 11:21 PM
"ooooooo you so hot, i think im gonna take my clothes off... ooo dirty dirty, ooo naughty naughty... t-t-t-t-tease me... nar nar nar nar.... dirty dirty, naughty naughty... somethin somethin however it goes".