top 5 worst movies

[goingganzo]

harry potter dident go see it had a coppy of it
eyes wide shut- just stupid
glass house just dident like it that much
traning day could not watch more than 1 hour
Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas the one with jim carey just dident like him as the grinch

[petrym]

Iron Eagle. After watching this one, I wanted to get out of the Air Force.

[Strong Bad]

Natural Born Killers - Only movie that I walked out of the theater mid way through.

Superman 4 - Almost walked out of the theater on this one. Good lord, you could see all the wires plain as day. HORRIBLE!

Long Kiss Goodnight - Good thing I went with a hot babe that night or I would have left the theater on this one too.

The Thin Red Line - What were the people at the Acadamy Awards smoking when they nominated this for best picture? I fell asleep about 1/3 of the way through. Glad it was only a rental.

There are others, but these stand out in my mind as the cream of the crop in crap!

John

[kanicker]

1. Blair Witch Project (bored bored bored)
2. Passion Of Ayn Rand (if you appreciate Ayn Rand, dont watch this)
3. Gladiator (hackneyed, cliche, boring)
4. Memento (old idea, gimick film)
5. Saving Pivate Ryan (Sam Malone saves the day?)

[Aaron]

Blair Witch Project
The Cable Guy

[juice21]

jackie chan's first strike
red corner
dead ringers
three kings

should have walked out of dogma...

[SPEAKER7]

Juice,

Well, I'm going to find out myself how lousy " THREE KINGS" the movie is without wasting any money on it because it's on the tube this weekend. (must go and set the timer on the vcr)


dc.:)


crap list: Holy Smoke!
Center Of the World
X-Men
The Emperor's New Groove
Atlantis (better than above/sound/bass was good)

[juice21]

speaker7 - i really didn't get what people were all hyped up over this movie for. it bored the hell out of me, no story, no pace, cheesy effects of a hand held video camera...

[shack]

These are bad movies that I have actually seen and does not include movies like Battlefield Earth that I refuse to waste even a rental on.

1) Sphere - I had to watch this one a second time to make sure that is was as bad as I thought is was the first time.

2) Mission to Mars - Should be called Mission To No Plot, Mission To Bad Sci-Fi Cliches, Mission To Boring, Mission to Bad Acting, etc...

3) Any movie with Adam Sandler in it.

4) Natural Born Killers - Why did I watch any of this one - Oh yeah...I was at a friend's house and he put this one in...I left early.

5) Wild Wild West - Will Smith as Adam West? He can't even knock an Eveready battery of of Bob Conrad's shoulder. Loved the series...hated the movie!

[jeberhart]

"Independence Day" (bad, bad sci fi)
"Forrest Gump" (a poor man's "Being There")
"Red Dawn" (high school kids fight Rooskies)
"Plan Nine from Outer Space" (not funny-bad like "Reefer Madness"; it just plain sucks)
"Popeye" (Robin Williams mutters incoherent crap)

[lax01]

JOHN Q - PURE TRASH! I F***ING HATE THAT MOVIE!
- I am mad I spent 8.50 for that crap. I feel cheated.

kanicker:

How is MEMENTO an old idea? I thought it was very original, I just would like to hear your opinion on the movie. Thanks. :)

[F1nut]

#1 Worst is Magnolia
Any movie with Adam Sandler
Any movie with Woody Allen
Any movie with Jim Carrey
Any movie with Jerry Lewis
Anything directed by Spike Lee

[gidrah]

There's varrying degrees of bad.

These are some of my worst:
1. Supernova - cheesey sci-fi skinemax plot
2. Frankenstein Conquers the World - Japanese Frankenstein in Godzilla proportions.
3. BW2: Book of Shadows - No witch, no book, no fun
4. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians - I'll watch it every year and I have no idea why.
5. Night of the Lepus - 4ft rabbits. 'nuff said

There's also about a dozen slasher flicks. I think these are bad enough to make Battlefied Earth look good.

[mantis]

1. scenes from a mall
2.The Mummy
3.Scary movie 2
4.The Crow city of angel's
5.Dessert Eagle

[johnnyamerika]

Oh come on guys, there are much much worse movies than these!

How about Shadow Conspiracy, with Charlie Sheen!
Jason 8-X!
Ladies Man!

Oh god, I'm making myself sick :(

[Aaron]

Oh come on guys, there are much much worse movies than these!
I agree. If these are some of the worst movies you've seen, consider yourself blessed. Heck I like a lot of these movies you guys say are terrible.

Now, perhaps the worst movie I've ever seen (at least for the first 15 minutes before I shut it off) was rented by my parents and titled....."Mom and Dad Save the World." With a title like that you just know it's gonna blow chunks.

Aaron

[johnnyamerika]

Mom and Dad Save the World

Oh yeah, that was bad...in the same vien, how about The Stupids....uggg I get chills thinking about it.

[Micah Cohen]

MEATBALLS 4.

Nuff said.

[TroyD]

Honey, I Shrunk __________

Eyes Wide Shut

Wild Wild West

Hannibal

Iron Eagle 1-27

[wodom1]

Freddy Got Fingered
Dude, Where's My Car
Eyes Wide Shut
Get Carter
Battlefield Earth

[Ron-P]

Mission Impossible 2
The Phantom Menace
Training Day
Silence of the Lambs
Zoolander


Peace Out~:D

[shack]

Oh come on guys, there are much much worse movies than these!

Sure, there are lots of really BAD movies out there. I tried to list movies that I actually saw and that had some measure of commercial or critical sucess that I thought were bad.

[mantis]

Ron, The Phantom Menace????You should see Attack of the Clones to Restore your Stars Wars saga.Killer movie I saw it 2 times and need to see it again.

[TroyD]

I was forced to endure the Phantom Menace last night for the first time (long story how it panned out that way).........How could anyone NOT believe after watching that drivel that George Lucas is an utter and complete sell out?? What a fraud.

It may not be the worst movie that I have ever seen but it is in the same neighborhood.

Definately have to give that disc the swipe through the crack of my arse before it's rightful owner takes it home.

BDT

[F1nut]

TroyD

HEE HEE HEE!

Ain't wasting my time.

[Billm57]

Armageddon
The Thin Red Line
The Sixth Sense
Training Day
Crouching Tiger
U-571
I could go on but these are the ones that come to mind that I really had high hopes for and turned out to be shit..some movies you know are gonna be bad such as Adam Sandler movies, etc.. thats why I didnt bother listing crap like that

[cletusmcgee]

Why dont you all go ever to the IMDB and check out Manos: The Hands of Fate. Words cannot describe the sheer horror that this celluliod turd is.

[Zero]

Those 80s movies anger me to no extent. Not sure where to begin, but most of those movies on comedy central send me through the roof. Especially that movie "pecker". The title in-itself is enough to disturb most people, let alone the flick alone.

[Frank Z]

1) When my wife and I were first dating and getting to know each other I thought that I would impress her by taking her out to see an "ARTSY" movie. Being the sauve devil that I am I decided on " THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, HER LOVER."

I can't believe that I was able to sit through about 40 minutes of that crap, but HEY!, I'm a worldly guy! What I wouldn't have done to see some carnage, aliens, helicopters exploding, laser fire...ANYTHING BUT THIS!!!

I finally got up enough nerve to ask if we could leave...The only response that I got was the gust of air as my "Date" flew out of the Theater!

After we left she said that she had been wanting to leave after about the first 10 minutes!

2) ANIMAL

3) Hercules Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla

4) Conan the Barbarian

5) Pearl Harbor...Love story interupted by a few bombs!

6) Anything that starts with Austin Powers

7) Thirteen Ghosts

8) Star Trek - The Voyage Home

9) Remo Williams (Joel Gray as a Marshall Arts Master)

10) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Tour2ma]

Resurrection... the Alien sequel and this thread... :D

Forgetting the classic Plan 9 type stuff.

1. Caddyshack II - (coincidence that shack is on this one???) mindnumbingly not funny...

2. The Exorcist III: The Heretic - and it stars friggin' Richard Burton...

3. JAWS 3D - absolutely laughable climax as a grinning, giant, obviously superimposed shark smashes through about one-foot thick glass with its tender little cartilage nose only to eat an exploding air cylinder like dear old granddad... Waaaaaaaaa

4. Spaceballs - Mel Brooks was so-o-o-o-o over by then

5. (Tie) Below - sorry Doc, it just starts off slow and decelerates... ;)

5. (Tie) Unbreakable - M Knight whatever-his-name falls prey to the sophomore jinx; more predictable than a second viewing of The Sixth Sense.

[ohskigod]

i never saw this thread, looked it over for the hell of it since it was ressurected. How, for the life of me, can "Battlefield Earth" not make anyone's list, unless everyone thought it was so bad, it was actually entertaining!

Mars Attacks - like tim burton, but not this piece of crappola!
I actually demanded a refund from the friend that reccomended this movie

Moll Flanders - my wife dragged me to this piece of crap, slept through half of it.

cant think of anymore at the moment.

[PolkThug]

Originally posted by Tour2ma

3. JAWS 3D - absolutely laughable climax as a grinning, giant, obviously superimposed shark smashes through about one-foot thick glass with its tender little cartilage nose only to eat an exploding air cylinder like dear old granddad... Waaaaaaaaa


I have to give Jaws 3-d credit for having the best movie theater 3-d effects of the whole 3-d genre. This movie actually made those stupid glasses worth wearing. If anybody remembers, there was a whole slew of 3-d movies and tv shows during this time period. However, you would have had to see the movie at the movie theater with the red/blue glasses to appreciate it.

Regards,
PolkThug

[Tour2ma]

PT, I did... :D

[PolkThug]

Did you see Friday the 13th 3-d? super lame.

[gmorris]

1. Lord of the Rings (the first episode, not sure what it is called)

2. Solaris (George Clooney, terrible movie, just aweful)

3. MOST Steven Kings flicks

4. MOST Brendan Frasier movies

5. Once upon a time in Mexico (very boring)

[hamzahsh]

What's wrong with you guys. When I use to watch movies on VHS the story of the movie was more important than the quality of video and sound. Since I've been watching DVDs. I care more about video and sound quality than the story. Who cares about story!

:D

[hamzahsh]

:p

[kberg]

Are we all in agreement then, that Attack of the Killer Tomatoes is NOT one of the 5 worst movies of all time? ;)

[PolkThug]

Originally posted by gidrah

5. Night of the Lepus - 4ft rabbits. 'nuff said


LMFAO!! I remember this one. The "giant" well groomed pet store variety bunnies attacking a miniature balsa wood town.

good call.

[gmorris]

Does anyone else remember about 12-15 years ago, on the USA cable network, there was a late night movie show called "Up All Night"?

Friday had some blonde bim as the host, always dressed in lingerie, with her droopy DD boobs showing away.

Saturday had the brilliant Gilbert Godfried as the host. Gilbert was hilarious.

Anyway, the whole point of the show was to watch aweful "B" movies. I can't really think of the names of any, just wanted to see if anyone else remembered the show.

[Tour2ma]

. .................................................. . UP
Tag line was something like, "This is USA ^ all night." Right?

[PolkThug]

Originally posted by gmorris
Does anyone else remember about 12-15 years ago, on the USA cable network, there was a late night movie show called "Up All Night"?

Used to watch it all the time. lol Thanks for the mammories!

[Spoonman]

Rhonda Shear was the host I believe.........

[Tour2ma]

Originally posted by PolkThug
Used to watch it all the time. lol Thanks for the mammories! Good line...

"They showed movies?" might have worked, too.

http://www.rhondashear.com/Pictures/MainPage1.jpg

Yup, Ronda S. is correct... Apparently she's a web princess now...
Ronda (http://www.rhondashear.com/Home.htm)

[reeltrouble1]

I remeber watching "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" with Gilbert, what a riot that show was, of course that was when I could actually Stay Up All Night!!:p

[Demiurge]

I like a lot of the aforementioned movies, but these were the 2 worst:

The Last Emperor

Howard The Duck

[scottvamp]

Few of my worst:
Changing Lanes
Panic Room
Fight Club
House Of The Dead
off the top...........

[Grolsch]

I'm really surprised how many of you picked Training Day as a worst flick :confused: While far from perfect, I thought it was a damn good movie.

Exorcist II was the crappy Richard B' film. Exorcist Three had George C Scott and was a hell of a movie IMO.

I agree Jaws 3D was a horrible horrible movie. Its such a shame because the first Jaws is one of my all time faves. Why cant they just leave a good thing alone ??? I know $$$$$ - those assmasters -

J

[Tour2ma]

Originally posted by Grolsch
Exorcist II was the crappy Richard B' film. Exorcist Three had George C Scott and was a hell of a movie IMO. Yup, I had it wrong. Good catch, except it likely means you were also unfortunate enough to see it...

[Grolsch]

Sadly, yes. What a piece of tripe.

Did you have a chance to see the third flick ? If you have not you should check it out. Its a bit slow paced, certainly not an "action flim" But it is very intense and George, as always, was great.

J

[danger boy]

Originally posted by john d. strong
Long Kiss Goodnight - Good thing I went with a hot babe that night or I would have left the theater on this one too.
John

Hey, i love this movie.. what could be better than a hot hit women? :p

[ohskigod]

ooohhh yyeeaahh!!!!

forgot about howard the duck..

definitly makes my top 5

[danger boy]

Originally posted by ohskigod
Mars Attacks - like tim burton, but not this piece of crappola!
I actually demanded a refund from the friend that reccomended this movie


Hey I really liked this movie too. you have to take it for what it is.. pure comedy camped up to the max. ACK! ACK!

[dholmes]

What about Ator with Miles O keefe ( I think thats his name)

[jdhdiggs]

Aboslute worst movie of all time is:

Pret a Porter-Ready to wear

I lost a friend that day- Dumb b@$$tage talked a group of us to going. We made up 7 of the 12 people that showed up opening night. By the end, the 7 of us were left, four were playing cards in the aisle (we turned on the lights after the last sane people left). The other two people were trying to figure out what the former buddy could do to make it up to all of us (He had the keys and refused to leave)

This is the reaction defines a bad movie for me...

[nebborjk]

Any movie with Meg Ryan in it. How many POS "romantic comidies" can one person make?

[gmorris]

Any movie with Jennifer Lopez (aka J. Lo).

[Pablo]

I am amazed on how many good movies are posted here. This may be one of the all time worst;

Battlefield Earth.

Some movies are so bad thier good (the original batman movie), but this one is so bad it's bad. I guess John Travolta owed a bit to L Ron Huberd [spl].

[AsSiMiLaTeD]

Object of My Affection - I would give anything to have those two hours of my life back...

[Shizelbs]

Anyone willing to admit they saw Dumb and Dumberer? I will be the first then. It was horrible. It was very unfunny, which would be fine, except that it is a comedy. Its the only movie I have walked out of. Please do not let your friends see it.

[Zero]

Dumb and Dumber is definately a flick you will either love or hate. I never find a person who is sinceerly in the middle.

Worst movies? So many of them..

My mother was watching Lion King 2 the other day... I almost went insane...

Kazaam, comes to mind....

Most any movie with talking babies.
Most any movie with talking animals. (fantasy films (artsy) excluded)

Oh, almost forgot, Scooby Doo! ....

edit: Damn, I almost forgot that one movie that came out a year or two ago.. Bruce Willis was in it, I think. Aliens invaded, and they focus in on this little un assuming house on the country side. Dark, quiet, *good audio*, boring as all sin.... someone, give me a name?

[gmorris]

Originally posted by ATCVenom
edit: Damn, I almost forgot that one movie that came out a year or two ago.. Bruce Willis was in it, I think. Aliens invaded, and they focus in on this little un assuming house on the country side. Dark, quiet, *good audio*, boring as all sin.... someone, give me a name?

I believe you are thinking of "Signs" starring Mel Gibson. I must disagree with your opinion, however. That movie was super great. Alien invasion movies are always shoot-em-up action flicks like "Independence Day" or "Men In Black". "Signs" focused on the small, average American family, in a very real way.

Of course, if you didn't like it, you didn't like it. That is O.K. I think that movie is super, I actually own the DVD.

[Tour2ma]

Yeah sounded like "Signs" to me as well... IMO it was better than "Unbreakable" but not as good as "Sixth Sense".

[gmorris]

Hmmm,

I actually liked Signs the best out of all three.

I hope M. Night Shamalamadingdong comes out with another flick here pretty soon.

[Spoonman]

I hope M. Night Shamalamadingdong comes out with another flick here pretty soon.

Won't be long

http://thevillage.movies.go.com/main.html

[Shizelbs]

Originally posted by gmorris

M. Night Shamalamadingdong

LOL!, I'm no sourpuss, although it takes a lot to get me to laugh when reading these posts. That got me though.

[gmorris]

just doin' my part... glad you liked that.

[Zero]

Ah yes, Signs, Mel Gibson,.. thanks.

Just remind me to re:load the water gun the next time an alien is in town. Make that, purified water - I want to be extra carefull.

[reeltrouble1]

Is Signs the movie where they tell the guy at the end to SWING? the bat. I thought it was allright but only rented it.

Everytime I see Woody Allen I get immediately ill.

[Tour2ma]

Yup, swing is the one...


Originally posted by reeltrouble1
Everytime I see Woody Allen I get immediately ill. Just think how Sun Ye feels... :D

[Sami]

I rarely not finish a movie I start watching but there are at least two I just couldn't stand to watch for long:

Bad Boys
Coyote Ugly

[Shizelbs]

Matrix Revolutions anyone?

[Sami]

Originally posted by Shizelbs
Matrix Revolutions anyone?
Is that the second one? If yes, then it was a bad movie. I'm not interested in watching endless smashing with no point to it. Have no interest in seeing any of the coming sequals after I watched the second.

Oh, and like someone mentioned, anything with Adam Sandler in it. He can only play one role and he's not that good at it either.