Killer Biscuits

[reeltrouble1]

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
(actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they final ly got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RT1

[disneyjoe7]

Are you sure it wasn't the Blonde factor?

[ND13]

I'm, speechless.....

[shack]

If only Jstas was here to debunk this as an urban myth with a 3 page explanation....

[heiney9]

RT1 where did you find this? I've heard this before and it's an urban legend.....funny as hell if this is the first time one has heard it, but an urban legend nonetheless. Same thing happened right here at my local grocier.

H9

[shack]

NM...H9 has taken up the cause.....

[PolkThug]

Its over 10 years old.

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

[heiney9]

NM...H9 has taken up the cause.....

I kept mine to few sentences rather than a few pages :D

H9

[reeltrouble1]

Why not just chuckle at it, it is obviously not true. You know laughs, giggles, shits and grins, good times, lets have some good flaming that is fun based, CP stuff, hell flame RT1. (PS my tendency is to fight back in the infamous fight/flight scenarios).

I realize that many folks are different from me, they need to analyze everthing then re-analyze it, dice it, slice it, to get into the core "truth" and then still ask for more data, deliberate, globate, seeking ultimate perfection and you know what, , we need these folks we have a bunch of them. They are the OWLS of the club. Yet, dont look to them for imagination, speed, watch how they over rely on data to determine the sound of their Rigs. Likely drive a Volvo or other noted "safe" car, likey are engineers or accountants.

Others feel the ultimate need to organize all the details, get things lined out so to speak, figure out how to do something.

[reeltrouble1]

H9, I bet was hard for you too!!!! just those few lines

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am RT1 wanna play!!

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

Hell, JSTAS, was the ultimate Analyzer, five page post on any subject.

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

Oh, me, RT1 nope forget analyzing, I like it fast, chaotic, and oh god, will I ever just SHUT UP!!!

Nope

I am RT1 wanna come play??

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

Snope me suckers!!!

[reeltrouble1]

Oh yea, computer geeks are almost always analyzers, otherwise they get FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waaaaaaaaaa..........................guess no chance of me ever getting that job!!!

I am RT1 come play with me.

[halo]

Never heard it before and it gave me a chuckle - thanks rt1 :)

[audiobliss]

I've heard it before...but RT1's rantings gave me a chuckle.

:p

[reeltrouble1]

Go snope about the other "birds", we got OWLS, we got DOVES, we got EAGLES, we got PEACOCKS, what are you????

I dont know go snope it.

I am RT1 come play with me.

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

OK a hint,

The effin DOVES you drive some kind of wagon or maybe a mini-van, oranize everything, things in their place, and oh how you value the "relationships" of things!!!!!!!!!!!

I love DOVES you are my buds!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am RT1 come play with me........

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

No I am not a dove, I would just as soon rip off your head and you know what down your neck............but only after I do this, what is it?????????

Dont know...................


Oh, I have to talk and POST endlessly

I am RT1 come play with me..........

RT1

[reeltrouble1]

Your just lucky I am at work, or I would be drinking RUM today.

And all those "random" thoughts would start streaming.

RT1 come on out!!

[disneyjoe7]

RT1


WTH adding to your post count?



Well whatever works.....

[disneyjoe7]

Tell you what if I could see this site at work my count would be higher. Work 12 noon to 8 pm now so 11:30am to 8:30pm I can't post back or start anything new.

[Ron-P]

She must have been a good looking blonde for the Pillsbury Dough Boy to shoot his wad on her.

[reeltrouble1]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa the dough boy!!!!

Love it.

Guys its just for fun. Well got to go WORK.

BBL.

RT1

[PolkThug]

Buttermilk Biscuits -Sir Mix-a-lot

[seo]

I believe they tested this on Mythbusters a while back. Don't remember the results.

At first, I thought this post was about the "King Biscuit Flour Hour". Used to listen to that on KSHE 95 - Real Rock Radio in St. Louis

[heiney9]

H9, I bet was hard for you too!!!! just those few lines

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I am RT1 wanna play!!

RT1

Are you saying I can sometimes be a Windbag?:p Well, you Sir are incorrect............
















I am always a Windbag. It's a fault, I can't help it. Deal with it or leave :D ;) How's that for fighting/flaming words? :p ;)

[disneyjoe7]

She must have been a good looking blonde for the Pillsbury Dough Boy to shoot his wad on her.



But to the back of the Head?



Newbie

[Ron-P]

Maybe she was a slow blonde and didn't get turned around in time for the Angry Pirate shot, right in the eye, Rrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[disneyjoe7]

Rotflmao

[F1nut]

Alrighty then....................

The question comes to mind, did she really have any brains to begin with or was it just play dough!?!

[seo]

http://www.mythbustersfanclub.com/html/biscuit.html

[reeltrouble1]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..........she blew her dough!! maybe should could not get turned around fast enough because she has a "slow" blow.

[brettw22]

Holy shit.......it's like the Ted from PF04 is back........

Let this be a STRONG warning for you all.......back.....away......slowly.

[reeltrouble1]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you know it Brett, our Polkie Man!!!

RT1

[Beekyman]

"Mythbusters" did do this urban legend a while back. I wont reveal the results but I do believe its possible to get certain food products to do some crazy stuff!! I'll never forget the 3 liter RC Cola bottle that flew quite some distance when it fell out my shopping bags after being being left in the back of my old 83 Toyota Tercel in the middle of July! When it hit the ground, the cap blew off and Presto! ... We have lift-off !!

[TroyD]

Man, you can't PAY for entertainment this good I tell ya....

Roll on, big Poppa.

BDT

[reeltrouble1]

Ok bro, any particular group thats put there peter in your pie lately???

Waaaaaaaaaaa...................................... Club Polk

Actually, I am going to get the jacket, got the pipe resting and warming, the bottom leaf is airing, slippers ready, the hound is at my feet, since I have today off while you all are toiling away I feel for you, sorry but somebody has to do it.

I am RT1.

I am nuts.

I did not get this way overnight.

It took years.

Like Popeye

I am

what I am.

RT1

The audio man.

RT1

[disneyjoe7]

So you admit it now "You're Nuts" (I know this all along) ;)