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Skynut
05-01-2006, 05:49 PM
Not that I am rich or anything, I'm just sayin.

audiobliss
05-01-2006, 05:53 PM
That's probably true...'cause the more they paid you, the less you'd be poor.

Skynut
05-01-2006, 05:56 PM
That's what I'm sayin. :D
How much would it take before you would be willing to be poor?

Kinda an oxy-moran.

Toxis
05-01-2006, 06:04 PM
how retarded could you stand to be to be the smartest person in the world?

how short could you be to be the tallest person?

how stupid is this thread among smart threads here? Wait...

HBombToo
05-01-2006, 06:05 PM
I'll tak a few mil and settle for poor.

ND13
05-01-2006, 07:06 PM
I'd settle on being in the lower 1% of the upper 10% of the wealthy....

Which would make the poorest of the rich

Skynut
05-01-2006, 07:27 PM
I'd settle on being in the lower 1% of the upper 10% of the wealthy....

Which would make the poorest of the rich


Ahhh maybe there is hope.
I suppose I could settle for the bottom of the top also.
Something to consider for sure.

Dennis Gardner
05-01-2006, 10:06 PM
Just the fact that you live in the US at this time, puts you in the wealthiest 1% of all people ever to live on the earth, and this is even if you are poor.

Zen Dragon
05-01-2006, 10:14 PM
Ahhh maybe there is hope.
I suppose I could settle for the bottom of the top also.
Something to consider for sure.

I have found that the bottom can be very enjoyable and you can enjoy it more cause you don't have to work as hard.

Oh wait......I'm thinking of sex, not money. :D

amulford
05-01-2006, 10:16 PM
I'll tak a few mil and settle for poor.


At the rate the middle class is shrinking in this country, in the very near future that statement will be true...

dorokusai
05-01-2006, 10:23 PM
I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my penis to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.

kingkip
05-01-2006, 11:39 PM
Just read in the paper that Microsoft stock took a hit and poor Bill lost about 3 billion.

Don't know about you but if I lost 3 billion I would be poor.

audiobliss
05-01-2006, 11:41 PM
Don't know about you but if I lost 3 billion I would be poor.
I wouldn't say poor, but I'd have to consider dropping some unnecessary cargo. :D

HBombToo
05-02-2006, 01:37 AM
I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my penis to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.

are you exiting the closet:confused:

twin

schwarcw
05-02-2006, 01:43 AM
I want all the money, all the cars, and all the women:D

dudeinaroom
05-02-2006, 02:46 AM
I'd be happy to be in the bottom 1% of the middle class income range give me 40 grand a year and I wouldn't know what to do

Skynut
05-02-2006, 11:29 AM
I'll do what I have to do to survive.

If that means using my penis to make a living, or my hands....I will sacrifice myself. I would say mouth, but I like to imagine that I would like to chit-chat, or talk audio while either of those things is happening.


I have considered prostitution but I could not handle male prostitution and when I think back at what I have done with a few drunk nights and a few drunk women I decide that I will have to be unpoor some other way.

Knowing that I am wealthier than most of the planet does not help me because I do not deal with most of the planet. Maybe I should move somewhere on the planet where I would be rich.

Naw if I moved I may not get internet service.

mhardy6647
05-02-2006, 01:29 PM
Naw if I moved I may not get internet service
I think this is probably a non-issue. My daughter spent a college semester in Senegal, and had a cell phone (free incoming calls) and relatively easy and inexpensive access to the internet via cyber-cafes. That's they way they do it in the 'third world'.

Zero
05-02-2006, 02:42 PM
Prostitution ain't too bad. It's simply all about the money, thats all.

RuSsMaN
05-02-2006, 03:06 PM
"With all the money in the world, there is no need for option."

TroyD
05-02-2006, 03:23 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That about sums it up...

BDT

jhermance
05-03-2006, 12:02 AM
I want all the money, all the cars, and all the women:D
Why would you want all the women that would include the fat and the ugly cause you said ALL.

Skynut
05-03-2006, 01:10 AM
Why would you want all the women that would include the fat and the ugly cause you said ALL.

And there you have it.

MrNightly
05-03-2006, 01:11 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BDT

Anyone else notice he does this alot around Russman? Interesting... maybe it's epenis envy or something... i dunno