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Demiurge
11-14-2006, 10:30 PM
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!



Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the "GOAL LINE". Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
GV#27
11-14-2006, 10:40 PM
Yep, They SUCK big time.
MacLeod
11-14-2006, 11:10 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaa.......wait, Im a Titans fan. Id better not laugh too much. :o
szhleppy
11-14-2006, 11:13 PM
Try being a Cardinals fan boys...I've considered burning my season tix.
Toxis
11-14-2006, 11:15 PM
Yeah right... they wouldn't have shut down practice. They would've snorted it then kept going... only faster.
Fireman32
11-14-2006, 11:33 PM
WAAAAAAAAAAA Too funny.
John in MA
11-14-2006, 11:55 PM
The Pats had that trouble last Sunday. This morning they ripped up the grass and started putting in turf. Commitment to victory. Maybe that'll work for the Raiders.

Nah, Oakland's hopeless.
schwarcw
11-14-2006, 11:58 PM
The Steelers showed the Raiders the end zone a couple of weeks ago. The Raiders had no trouble finding it.
ledhed
11-15-2006, 12:09 AM
WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHahaaa.......wait, Im a Titans fan. Id better not laugh too much. :o

Now that I'm in Nashville, I thought I could go to a few games. Then I realized, whats the point?
Shizelbs
11-15-2006, 02:36 AM
Good one.
Strong Bad
11-15-2006, 07:51 AM
Hilarious! Surprisingly, The Ravens are getting to know it very well lately.
Polkapops
11-15-2006, 10:11 PM
Too funny!
Good one, Demi.........