Potential Challengers for the FAP

[nap]

Give me some suggestions for challengers in the Favorite Actress Poll (FAP). They would go head to head against our reigning champion, currently Mira Sorvino. Be sure to vote in this week's poll.

[RuSsMaN]

Sela Ward....
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/selafan/esquire.jpg http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/selafan/movieline.jpg



YUMMM!!!!

Cheers,
Russ

[TroyD]

I will second that nomination. I bet she would really like the smell of cholroform.

Troy

[George Grand]

Kim Novak

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[Micah Cohen]

Troy, you're a sick sick man. But you know? I was scrolling down the page, looking at the pictures (before I got to your post), and I was thinking the same damned thing!

Hmmm.

Sela Ward would win any contest hands down, so I would not use her (in a poll). The good thing about the Mira/J.Lo contest (see posted poll) is that it's really a toss up. Mira is a cutie, with loads of curves and a nice, you know... J.Lo, well I believe that the jury is still out as to whether or not she's actually really "hot." Especially since the crowd she hangs wit' is a definite turn off.

I voted for J.Lo tho cause she's sort of exotic and I'm just a boring white guy, so that's sort of a turn on. (Plus, I grew up on LI with a bunch of "jappy" Italian chicks like Mira, so I don't know if I could take that. Her dad is Big Paulie, after all.)

MC

[TroyD]

Sela is just sooooo hot. I am steadfastly loyal to my wife but if given the opportunity......I would chloroform her in a heartbeat.

Any chance of her doing some Polk Audio advertisements??? Now there is an idea.

Troy

PS If Micah thinks I am sick, I actually take that as a compliment.

[hoosier21]

UMMMM

[Micah Cohen]

My Polk ad starring Sela Ward:

Open on an average Joe's living room; he's watching a movie on his TV alone on the couch in the semi-dark. Suddenly, Sela Ward, in black leather, drops from the ceiling on that harness from "Mission Impossible," the one she used in that Sprint commercial. The guy is, understandably, startled. But Sela calms him by explaining, while she's hanging from the ceiling, as the camera angle changes dramatically with each phrase of her speech, how a home theater speaker system from Polk Audio would enhance his movie-watching experience ("How about sports?" he asks timidly. "It puts you in the center of the action," she replies suavely) and make him the envy of the neighborhood. With that, she swings back up into the dark ceiling, and the guy sits nodding in the blue TV light, cut to beauty shot of product, as Sela's voice in a voice-over says, "Home theater by The Speaker Specialists, Polk Audio. It gets surround."

FTB

Ready for my closeup!

MC

[TroyD]

we are sooo thinking the same thing. You are a genius....

Troy

[jdelan]

Charlize Theron
http://www.charlizetheron.com/Photos1/ctnewDec99b.jpg

YUMMY!!!

[Strong Bad]

My heart (and other things) goes out to...Jessica Alba.

MMM MMM MMM....what a sweet dish!

[Micah Cohen]

I see this thread going on and on forever.

Are there any women on this forum? Are we pissing anyone off? Is this too objectionable?

MC

[TroyD]

what happened to Ginger?

Besides, I would think that discussing Peter North would have been along the same lines for the women.

Troy

[Aaron]

Can't you guys come up with someone who is truly HOT?

Shannon Elizabeth (1) (http://www.geocities.com/stekson.geo/se/pictures/076.jpg)

Shannon Elizabeth (2) (http://www.geocities.com/stekson.geo/se/pictures/075.jpg)

Err.....OK, I give up. I can't get the links to work!

Aaron

[Micah Cohen]

That's okay, cause Shannon Elizabeth ain't all that (compared to the usual caliber of wimmens we're dealing with on this forum).

Heh heh.

MC

[jdelan]

the link won't come in cause it's a geocities site...They don't like people linking to them from other sites...

And Shannon is ok...But there is a difference between FINE and Beautiful...
Shannon is FINE...

[TroyD]

....is Shannon Elizabeth is not philosophically opposed to showing off her assets, that is worth a couple of extra credit points. Not enough to change my mind about Sela but cool all the same.

Troy

[jdelan]

Check out Cider House Rules and see Charlize and then come back...
She is memory material in that movie...

[Aaron]

You guys are on crack! Charlize and Sela don't hold a candle to Shannon Elizabeth. I'm also a huge fan of Denise Richards. Oh baby!

Aaron

[Micah Cohen]

Denise Richards?

Okay, the sex scene in "Wild Things" is definitely a keeper. But... She's a zero, man. She's a nothing, she's got nothing; no style, no presence, nothing but... Well, nothing but ya know. And, ya know. She is horrible in that Bond flick, even worse than Brosnan.

And while I'm no giant fan of Charlize, she is attractive in a tall girl kind of way. Kinda like Ashley Judd.

But all these girls you're mentioning are single date material compared to Sela. Sela is marriage material. Sela is classy and mysterious. She's got style. Check her in the opening scenes of "The Fugitive," the scenes where she's chatting at the hospital fund raiser before they leave. She is total class. And so intelligent and stylish it puts all these other chicks to shame.

You can make a case for practically anyone, especially considering we're never ever going to ever meet these femmes. But there are girls, and then there are women. Get it straight.

MC

[Aaron]

We're talking pure hottie material here! Does she have presence on the screen? Who gives a flying *%#&! Does she have presence where it counts? Now THAT is what we're talking about.

Aaron

[George Grand]

Presence on the screen? Presence where it counts? None of that **** matters. The only thing that counts is if she's stupid enough to GRACE you with her presence. The only presence that matters.

Hey Micah, I'll tell you who WOULDA got offended. Those two cowgirls that I screamed at, and then you got pissed at ME for. THAT'S who woulda got offended. You're welcome.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[nap]

Okay guys, my fault I'm going to have to establish some criteria for the nominations. I have to say, and it pains me to say it, but I agree with Micah on this one. I think Sela Ward vs J-Lo or Mira would be a lopsided contest. The potential challengers probably shouldn't be leading lady material, hence I think Charlize would be a good choice.

[Micah Cohen]

I think the reason we keep this kind of thread going -- aside from the fact that we're pigs -- is that it's so goshdarned funny!

Man, IALMAO! :D

MC

[George Grand]

It keeps going cause everybody digs babes. Everybody that's PERFECTLY NORMAL... like us.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[TroyD]

Rules for a babe contest? What kind of sheet is that? I say the only disqualifying factor should be if they are immune to the effects of chloroform.

Troy

[Aaron]

Troy, you have a chlorol fixation, buddy. :D

Aaron

[PCH]

Penelope Cruz

[PCH]

Shannon Elizabeth

[jdelan]

Penelope is out cause she is bedding with Tom Cruise...

While I like Shannon Elizabeth she needs to be in a Kick ass role instead of a side of meat role that falls hopelessly in love for the fool...
ie Tomcats, Jay and Silent Bob, American Pie 1-2.

Did I mention that my Candidate is Charlize Theron???

[Micah Cohen]

Guys, guys, guys... I am being stupid.

I am totally goofing up here, thinking of the wrong chicks! I am leading you all astray.

Clicking on those JPEGs up there -- of the Cruz and Shannon chicks -- set me straight... I can't even TYPE now! I was thinking "Shannon Elizabeth" was that girl from, what, "90210" or "Mall Rats" or something -- who was that?

The girl from the strip scene in "American Pie" is total choice. Unbelieveable. Who knew that such beauty existed on our planet. Take me to your leader.

And the Cruz girl? What the hell can I see her in? What movie is she from?

Help me here, I've fallen behind and can't get... Well, you know. Who is this new girl?

You know... I have to say, more power to these women, who can become rich and famous purely on the strength of their looks. God love 'em.

Cripes, I gotta download those pictures. Sela, who?

MC

[RuSsMaN]

I had to print that picture of Shannon and run to the bathroom.

OH MY GOD

R

I've gotta go look again.

[jdelan]

Ask and ye shall receive

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&cf=bios&id=1800018643

She is the one on the right
http://newsaskew.com/va5/ew593.jpg

[Micah Cohen]

You know... Shannon Elizabeth is really honestly not all that in the face.

I mean, you get really really distracted -- I'm STILL distracted -- and that's understandable, but the face is a big letdown; sort of horsey, isn't she?

Now, let's see that Cruz girl...

Sheesh. This is pathetic. This is an audio forum...

Ouch.

[Aaron]

Micah, I'm glad you've mostly seen the light about Shannon. I don't, however, agree with your assessment of her face. I think she has an extremely cute face. Check out the cover of the latest Rolling Stone for proof.

Aaron

[Aaron]

.... try this link (assuming the link to Geocities will actually work)

http://www.geocities.com/~stekson/se/pictures/gallery9.htm

[Micah Cohen]

Naw. I actually like the little blonde from "American Pie" better, now that I'm really looking looking. Shannon's got tremendous gifts, but her face is like a 5 out of 11. And I can say that because my own personal face is just barely a 1.5 out of 11, so no one can fight me on this. Shannon's a little too horsey for me. It gets in the way.

The little blonde, tho, Tara something... I think she's a dirty little girl. Troy, 'know what I mean?

Where's this Cruz girl from?

MC

[jdelan]

Your Little Blonde from Pie got arrested yesterday for OUI out in California...So, now she is HOT and BAD....

Cept she looked better in AP1...Didn't really like her look in AP2

As for Cruz, she is Tom Cruise's girl now...They got a movie coming out soon and she was just in somebodys Mandolin with That Hairy dude with the long arms that girls like for some reason...

[hoosier21]

Is this "good" enough for you, and clean enough for this site.

http://www.cinema-stars.com/TaraReid/images/6.jpg

[Micah Cohen]

Whoa. Okay, and she's gettin arrested? What is she, like 16? She is definitely a dirty dirty girl. Which makes up for the fact that she's a blonde. Big time.

Get me pitchers of the Cruz girl! Comeon guys, you know I have important Polk Audio work to be doing, I don't have time to cruise the net for pitchers.

Check here...
http://www.absolutely.net/index.html

:D

MC

[hoosier21]

She did some acting in the commercial

http://www.cinema-stars.com/kournikova/1.jpg

[jdelan]

With Tara, it's her eyes that set her apart and the Black and White photo does NOT do her justice...

[jdelan]

Ms Cruz in Mostly non-revealing photos...
I don't see much in her though...

http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hc&id=1800019548&cf=mm

[Micah Cohen]

It's not just Tara's eyes. It's her mouth. Sheesh. What a dirty little girl.

And Anna Kornawhatever is an interesting case. She's a big girl with a little tiny baby-girl's face, and there's something SO SEXY about that. But she's also kind of awkward and ungainly. No question that if you get her from the right angle, she's very cute and womanly at the same time. That's intrigueing.

But I think the winner of the Big First Prize has to be...

http://www.polkaudio.com/justin/penelope.jpg

I'm feeling very patriotic. And I bet Penelope Cruz doesn't even speak English.

Man.

I'm am GOIN' TA HELL!

MC

[-justin-]

Micah,

The girl in American Pie?! That girl is real hot. She definetly looked better in AM2. I thought for a minute you were talking about the other blonde girl in American Pie -- the one who was also in American Beauty. I think she is NOT attractive, but it seems a lot of people disagree with me on that on.

My vote would probably go to her. There are too many to pick from right now, can't we just narrow it to 2 or 3?

~Justin

[jdelan]

Why do I think This is Micah's favorite Website???

http://www.retrocrush.com/kate/default.htm

FYI, that link has links to questionable material to some. It is also on a timer. Sit at that site for more than about 30 seconds, then it forwards you to it's regular site with the questionable links...

The links don't bother me, but figured I would let you know in case you are offended by nekkid pics.

[wangotango68]

hay russ i think my boy sergie fedaroff of the red wings is naling that ass in detroit

scott:cool:

[goingganzo]

all i have to say is 7 of 9 :)

[Aaron]

Yeah, she has quite the rack, doesn't she? Anyone have any links to some pictures of her?

Aaron

[jdelan]

what the hell does the time 8:53 have to do with anything?

There are a few sites out there that have pics of her, But I am tired of looking them all up. The people here at work might start thinking something...

[Aaron]

what the hell does the time 8:53 have to do with anything?
It's early in the morning, so that one took me awhile. Good one!

There are a few sites out there that have pics of her, But I am tired of looking them all up. The people here at work might start thinking something...
Thankfully this is what we have Micah for. Everyone at Polk ALREADY thinks something about him. :D

Aaron

[TroyD]

I am going straight to hell!

Hey, that was a pretty cool Drivin'N'Cryin song....

Troy

[Micah Cohen]

Well, Paul has introduced me to a definite Penelope-challenger...

http://www.polkaudio.com/justin/charisma.jpg

This is what I miss by not watching prime time TV? Damn.

MC

[TroyD]

NOT getting any work done today.

Troy

[TroyD]

Micah,
she was in Maxim (or whatever that magazine is) last winter or something like that. Veddy, Veddy hot. Oh, yeah I know what you mean. Chloroform optional, just whack her in the back of the head with a brick should do the job nicely.
Troy

[Micah Cohen]

Yeah, I can't for the life of me concentrate on anything. I'm supposed to be doing LSi stuff... And I can't keep my brain on it.

Troy, if they can chew through the leather straps, do you them go in the morning? :D A man after my own heart.

MC

[TroyD]

it seems only fair doesn't it?

Troy

[Micah Cohen]

See, my take on this is that there is nothing that's keeping me from enjoying the life of say, a Tom Cruise, except a few thousand dollars of plastic surgery.

And because I don't have that luxury, I've always had to take the "troll under the bridge" approach to women: I will do anything, and say anthing, to get you to notice me among the Tom Cruises, who seem to be everywhere.

I can be tedious at times, I know, but I have scored big. Every once in a while. I get quality over quantity.

I have learned, tho (and I learned it from a very very pretty girl), that you just have to sometimes WHACK them over the head to get them to notice you. I am an island of quality in a sea of slithering Tom Cruises.

Women. Can't live with them, can't, you know...

MC

[TroyD]

I still think that Tom Cruise is a scrub and a short one at that.

A really hot woman told me at a young age that there are more women that will go out with you than there are that won't. So I always figured my odds to be at least 50-50. Batting .500 right out of the box can't be a bad thing, for the other 50 percent, that is where the chloroform come in to play.

Troy

[TroyD]

****bump****

Hey, I was browsing the archives and this is my favorite babe thread.

Sela Ward. 'nuff said.

Back from the dead for the new folks to enjoy!

BDT

[phoneisbusy]

Originally posted by Micah
Guys, guys, guys... I am being stupid.

I am totally goofing up here, thinking of the wrong chicks! I am leading you all astray.

Clicking on those JPEGs up there -- of the Cruz and Shannon chicks -- set me straight... I can't even TYPE now! I was thinking "Shannon Elizabeth" was that girl from, what, "90210" or "Mall Rats" or something -- who was that?

The girl from the strip scene in "American Pie" is total choice. Unbelieveable. Who knew that such beauty existed on our planet. Take me to your leader.

And the Cruz girl? What the hell can I see her in? What movie is she from?

Help me here, I've fallen behind and can't get... Well, you know. Who is this new girl?

You know... I have to say, more power to these women, who can become rich and famous purely on the strength of their looks. God love 'em.

Cripes, I gotta download those pictures. Sela, who?

MC

For Ms. Cruz, I would suggest renting "Jamon Jamon" ( foreign film but you get to see alotta of her). :D

Dave

p.s. not necessarily an intellectual first date movie either...;)

[burdette]

Ask a stupid question, but apparently actual acting ability or talent is NOT a factor here? Except for Sela, these women couldn't act their way out of a high school play.

Here ya go... that accent... what a doll...

[burdette]

ahhhh...