Britney Spears latest news

[MSALLA]

Well, I opened an e-mail from a friend today and was treated to several pictures of Britney's (trying to be polite about this) "peach".
I guess she has to stay in the spotlight some how. I will say this, I will NEVER look at her as sexy again. Not the most attractive one by a long shot.
The word skank comes to mind. I wish I was able to post a link or a pic. But my computer skills are limited to work and this site. Everything else I'm lost.

[zombie boy 2000]

Well you better find a way fast:D

[up2youjoe]

She is a no talent POS skank.

http://www.malibu.in/2006/random/britney-spears-bares-the-beaver/

[MSALLA]

She is a no talent POS skank.

http://www.malibu.in/2006/random/britney-spears-bares-the-beaver/

The comments at the bottom are priceless.

[bobman1235]

She's been hanging out with Paris Hilton, what do you expect to happen?

[tryrrthg]

www.wwtdd.com is a pretty funny site for celebrity gossip (and pictures like that).

[zombie boy 2000]

Well this has been the Holy Grail for on-line pervs for almost a decade now. Now that it has finally been grasped, what now?

Kind of anti-climatic, isn't it?:D

Maybe you Boston Red Sox fans have an opinion.

[MSALLA]

She's been hanging out with Paris Hilton, what do you expect to happen?

In one of the pictures Paris is leaning over and closing Brit's legs. You know your bad when Paris has to calm you down. Also, Paris is still pretty, Brit's just let herself go to hell. My wife has givin berth to 4 kids and still looks great. This girl makes her living on her looks, she should be in the gym not out flashing for the fans.

[zombie boy 2000]

I read in Blender that the son of Greg Allman and Cher furiously scrubbed his genitals with household cleaners after having sex with Paris Hilton lest he contract an STD or two....

Which reminds me... does anyone remember that group Skankin' Pickle?

[bobman1235]

In one of the pictures Paris is leaning over and closing Brit's legs. You know your bad when Paris has to calm you down. Also, Paris is still pretty, Brit's just let herself go to hell. My wife has givin berth to 4 kids and still looks great. This girl makes her living on her looks, she should be in the gym not out flashing for the fans.

When was Paris ever pretty? Girl does nothing for me.

I think Brit still looks OK, despite gettin a little sloppy. She's trailer trash, always has been. I'm OK with that... from afar :)

[MSALLA]

When was Paris ever pretty? Girl does nothing for me.

I think Brit still looks OK, despite gettin a little sloppy. She's trailer trash, always has been. I'm OK with that... from afar :)

I have to disagree with you on this. I never thought that much of old Brit but she was ok. I'm not sure why, but Paris dose it for me. She's on the thin side but looks good. Real good in the Guess jean adds.
I'm willing to bet none of them look special in the morning.

[Maurice]

When was Paris ever pretty? Girl does nothing for me.


Exactly. The girl looks like one of the puppets from Team America, or one of the old school Thundebirds.:eek:

[petrym]

Ummmm, yuck. Is that a Ceasarean scar? (from the wttdd site)

gotta go scrub my eyes with bleach and Comet...

[TroyD]

Eh, who cares.

You seen one, you've got the basic schematic for the rest of them.

BDT

[univera]

Yea, Troy, but they don't all perform the same way...Some are more efficient than others..

[Strong Bad]

Ummmm, yuck. Is that a Ceasarean scar? (from the wttdd site)

gotta go scrub my eyes with bleach and Comet...

While I haven't yet seen the photos, I saw a show last night where they were discussing this very subject. Said her "box" was pretty worn out looking and not very appealing. The scar was described as not too pleasant looking also.

I guess Fed-Ex (K-Fed for those who dont get it) is having his laugh with this bit of news. He'll just go after some fresh fish I guess.

In the end, what BDT said. Having did the nudie club thing for over 5 years...who cares.

[DarqueKnight]

Well, I opened an e-mail from a friend today and was treated to several pictures of Britney's (trying to be polite about this) "peach".

A friend offered to send me hi-res versions of the aforementioned "peach" pics. I passed on the Britney pics. However, I did tell him to go ahead and send me similar pics of Jessica Alba if and when they become available. ;)

[ohskigod]

Yea, Troy, but they don't all perform the same way...Some are more efficient than others..


is there a measurement for that spec?....LOL :D

[tryrrthg]

A friend offered to send me hi-res versions of the aforementioned "peach" pics. I passed on the Britney pics. However, I did tell him to go ahead and send me similar pics of Jessica Alba if and when they become available. ;)
This will have to do for now...

http://www.wwtdd.com/images/ja192.shtml

more like it HERE (http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?s=jessica+alba&dt=)

[Shizelbs]

I'm gonna assume not safe for work. Right?

[DarqueKnight]

Well, I opened an e-mail from a friend today and was treated to several pictures of Britney's..."peach".

Actually, Britney's is more of a "clamshell" than a "peach". Moreover, the term "clamshell" is more appropriate to the seafood themed topic of this thread.;)

[PolkThug]

weaksauce

[tryrrthg]

I'm gonna assume not safe for work. Right?
she's in a bikini but it's a very nice shot of her ASSets ;)

[schwarcw]

I'm listening to the Alman Brothers "Eat a Peach":eek:

[Toxis]

wow... the one pic of her stepping out of the car (where you see her tattoo'd foot), tell me she isn't high as a kite.

BTW, C-section scar FTL.

[amulford]

So what, I'd still hit it like she owed me money...

[DarqueKnight]

In appreciation for Paris teaching Britney some new techniques in advanced skankiness, Britney lets Paris cop a feel.

Has this thread been locked yet? Are we close?

[PolkWannabie]

Holly Skankola BatMan ...

[DarqueKnight]

wow... the one pic of her stepping out of the car (where you see her tattoo'd foot), tell me she isn't high as a kite.

I think that tatoo on her right foot looks nasty (note: The attached photo of Britney's foot has been edited for good taste. No pun intended...honest:) ).

I do like Britney's and Paris's taste in cars. Here they are shown in a wonderful Mercedes Benz SLR McLaren:

0 - 60 m.p.h. in under 3.8 seconds.
Top speed: 207.5 m.p.h.
MSRP: $452,750.00

[Maurice]

So what, I'd still hit it like she owed me money...


ditto

[MacLeod]

I had a major thing for Britney back when she was clean and pure as the wind driven snow.

But now that she has reverted back to her trailer park ways, to be honest, I still have a thing for her........and I will be enjoying these pictures for a while! They should tide me over til the honeymoon video comes out! :D

[polkatese]

I was driving this morning when I heard about Britney sporting a bold eagle on the radio...now I know what they were referring to.

[PolkThug]

In appreciation for Paris teaching Britney some new techniques in advanced skankiness, Britney lets Paris cop a feel.


Look at the first pic you posted, somebody edited out the bloodshot in Britney's eyes.

http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21043&d=1164842273

[DarqueKnight]

I had a major thing for Britney back when she was clean and pure as the wind driven snow.


Britney? Clean and pure as the wind driven snow? When are you talking about? Back when she was appearing on the Mickey Mouse Club from ages 11-13? You certainly can't mean her pop singing career which kicked off with the sexually charged hit "Baby One More Time", which, by the way, was recorded when she was seventeen.:confused:

[schwarcw]

I kinda like Brittany's trashy look. Brings her closer to my class:D

I have way more class than Paris Hilton. I wouldn't hit that with a Snap On tool!

[audiobliss]

I wouldn't hit that with a Snap On tool!
Hey hey, now! Don't you be dissing the best tools out there! You should have said Mac, or Matco, etc. :p

[dkg999]

If you did hit that, you might have Snap on (your) tool about 2 weeks later :eek:

[ben62670]

I'm Horney

[dkg999]

It's so nice that you felt you should share that :confused:

[dragon1952]

Great, now that she turned fat and ugly we get to see her "clamshell"… what a waste :-(

Comment by Mike — November 28, 2006 @ 7:17 pm

LOL!
My sentiments exactly.

[mrbigbluelight]

Oh, sure, Britney may look like a sluttin' trollop, but it is a little known fact that Ms Spears is an expert in semiconductor physics.

http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

So she's not just a charming enchantress, she also has a remarkable brain.

With her expertise in mathmatical modeling and physics, perhaps there's a positon at Polk for Ms. Spears that could be filled by someone with her background and expertise.

C'mon, guys at Polk: what position do you see Britney in ?

[strider]

I'm gonna assume not safe for work. Right?


It is work safe if:

1. You're a gynecologist
2. Work on a clam boat
3. You are a spelunker

Other then that, I wouldn't do it.

[jgido759]

C'mon, guys at Polk: what position do you see Britney in?

I'm not gonna touch THAT line! :D

[DarqueKnight]

It appears that Paris' lessons in unladylike behavior have been well learned by sweet little Britney. Compare the 2004 pic of Paris exiting a car to the now world famous 2006 pic of Britney exiting a car. In Britney's photo, Paris can be seen in the background. A diligent and experienced mentor can really help a young lady to get started on the proper path to a mastery of advanced trollopology.

Note: The pics below have been edited for modesty and good taste. The unedited, unsavory, higher resolution versions can be easily found by using an appropriate Internet search engine. Good luck.:D

P.S.--I am somewhat disillusioned by this news as I never imagined Britney to be a "shaver".

[mhardy6647]

Is there a problem with wearing underwear in public nowadays? 'specially with a skirt?

[DarqueKnight]

I kinda like Brittany's trashy look.

O.K. Enjoy.

[dkg999]

The song "queen of my double-wide" keeps running through my head :p

[MSALLA]

And no one could understand why I didn't like my kids listening to her.

[organ]

Man, I had no idea so many people here hate her.

The pics are awesome. I think she's got a damn hot body. Love the chunky legs and ass. She has a really nice nose too. I think she'd look better if she gained around 10 lbs more.

[solidclub]

This is a classy, classy woman.

Not.

[DarqueKnight]

Man, I had no idea so many people here hate her.

Hate Britney? Nooooo Waaaaaay! We like Britney a lot. Most entertainers make you pay money to see a "show". Britney provides lots of amusement and high quality entertainment for FREE. Now, how good is that?:D

[GV#27]

The song "queen of my double-wide" keeps running through my head :pYep I'm hearing that one too. :D

[mrbigbluelight]

Is there a problem with wearing underwear in public nowadays? 'specially with a skirt?


No, as long as it isn't Beverly Sills.

Although ......

[Mazeroth]

I've never found her to be attractive. Without her make-up on I think she looks like a man.

[mhardy6647]

Beverly Sills... good thing I wasn't drinking coffee when I read that!

Beverly Sills goes commando... not a pretty sight.

[bobman1235]

Well, while we're on the subject, today is Britney's 25th birthday. Ha!

[petrym]

25 and been through two husbands... what a shame.

[amulford]

I'd STILL hit it like she owed me money...

[mrbigbluelight]

Well, things have been a little slow here at the Ponderosa, so .....


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Actual pic, not photoshopped or anything !



:)