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cykablja
12-03-2006, 01:48 PM
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janmike
12-03-2006, 01:51 PM
Reported.

wingnut4772
12-03-2006, 02:27 PM
Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D

BobMcG
12-03-2006, 02:35 PM
Anyway his user name could be changed to ASSWIPE for his future posts?:rolleyes:

millerman 3732
12-03-2006, 02:39 PM
hahahaha......you've got to be kidding me how do these guys keep getting in here?

Libertyc
12-03-2006, 04:05 PM
Ordered.

disneyjoe7
12-03-2006, 04:09 PM
They own Polk Speakers, model # match serial #'s. Polk allowed they to just look around for a week, then be able to start a new thread.

Well this a thought anyway.

pearsall001
12-03-2006, 04:14 PM
Ordered.

Me to but with auto ship. I don't want to ever run out!!!! LOL!!!! Who the hell thinks this stuf up?????

RuSsMaN
12-03-2006, 07:00 PM
I like having a little dingus. I'm looking for a balls growth patch. I want big smooth, hard boiled balls.

bobman1235
12-03-2006, 07:17 PM
Man, they have a patch for this now? Beats the shots I've been taking...

I mean... no wait...

McLoki
12-03-2006, 08:42 PM
Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D

Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D :D

Michael

cfrizz
12-03-2006, 09:50 PM
:D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D

Ok then - send the patch to wingnut. If it works on her I'll buy some (Hell, I may become a distributor... ) :D :D

Michael

hearingimpared
12-03-2006, 10:37 PM
Dammit I just had the teflon rods installed and have to bend things under . . . geeze!!!

Polkersince85
12-03-2006, 10:52 PM
I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D

michael_w
12-04-2006, 12:12 AM
On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D
Holy crap that was funny. I've never heard that one before... :D

Best spam thread. ever.

beardog03
12-04-2006, 12:23 AM
want bigger junk ?

buy a 500 wpc (ea) tube mono blocks..!

Not only will it make you more of a man, you`ll not be able to get rid of your wood anytime soon...


:D :p

heiney9
12-04-2006, 08:24 PM
errrrr.........ummmm......like where do you have to put the patch? Do you apply it at full erection? Does the kit come with a measuring device for before and after? Is there a money back guarantee? Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger schlong?

Ricardo
12-04-2006, 08:29 PM
Can you make mine glow like a tube? I've always wanted that :D

beardog03
12-04-2006, 08:43 PM
Just what exactly does have to do with the enjoyment of audio? Will I have better hearing with a larger schlong?

the audible tones from the use of the patch should have a wider sound stage...the highs won`t roll off so much...better mids, and slammin bass..:eek:


or not..!

ymmv

cnjvh
12-04-2006, 09:54 PM
"How did that get in there? That sort of thing's not my bag, baby!"

Maurice
12-04-2006, 10:08 PM
Now wait a minute...Let's give this guy a chance...:D


LOL:D :D :D

dudeinaroom
12-04-2006, 10:18 PM
I need some shrinking patches, I'm tired of hearing all those screams.:p

On a side note, would these patches work with the "Rodeo" position? That's where you mount from rear and tell her she's better than her sister. You then have to hold on for 10 seconds before getting thrown off. :D


Guy around here call that bronco busting

PolkThug
12-04-2006, 10:20 PM
Now my cock won't fit in my wife's box!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/

AndyGwis
12-04-2006, 10:39 PM
PT, that was hilarious. Thanks for sharing. I hope someone won her box and is getting good use of it.

MSALLA
12-05-2006, 12:22 AM
This may actualy get a good response form th waf.:D

mrbigbluelight
12-05-2006, 02:52 AM
Now my cock won't fit in my wife's box!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/03/31/ebay_box_sale/


Another solid entry in the "Top 10 Posts of the Year".


GD that was funny. :D :D :D

critical_gp
12-06-2006, 11:19 PM
WOW :)

I can actually hear the slaming bass now....

BIZILL
12-07-2006, 01:13 AM
3 of everything, please.

BIZILL
12-07-2006, 01:14 AM
cykablja, can i get some overnight shipping on this item?

Greg Peters
12-07-2006, 07:48 AM
I can fully understand how a bigger package can help you achieve "basic hookup", so the thread is probably in the right place...just glad it's not in the Car Audio & Electronics forum.


Will the patch contraindicate with Enzyte and cause elephantitus of the weiner?

XJRGUY
12-28-2006, 02:31 AM
I want my tweeter to be as large as my woofer!