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Ricardo
12-12-2006, 11:04 PM
A "heads up" for you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.


Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their huge breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen November 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 19th, 23rd, 26th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

tommyboy
12-12-2006, 11:11 PM
yeah, they have names... they are called prostitutes:D...

hearingimpared
12-12-2006, 11:24 PM
I heard this one already but it still makes me laugh.

polkatese
12-12-2006, 11:30 PM
lol!

I don't understand the significance of Home Depot in this story...but hey, don't get fact get in a way of great story.

hearingimpared
12-12-2006, 11:36 PM
lol!

I don't understand the significance of Home Depot in this story...but hey, don't get fact get in a way of great story.

Oh come on dude. . . Home Depot = dumb guy thing!

Shizelbs
12-13-2006, 05:00 AM
LOL. When does Home Depot open?

dholmes
12-13-2006, 09:12 AM
Im going to home depot! Its a 100 mile round trip!

Refefer
12-13-2006, 10:07 AM
Hey, and it's not a total loss either! They give you the gift of syphilis as well!

shack
12-13-2006, 10:18 AM
I heard this one already but it still makes me laugh.

Heard? You posted it in the joke thread (along with 3 other people).

Kahuna
12-13-2006, 10:20 AM
DAM! I've fallen for this as well!

MSALLA
12-13-2006, 10:52 AM
I have 4 Home Depots near me. This should be a fun night!:D

wodom1
12-13-2006, 11:40 AM
"Honey, I'm off to buy a case of wallets...er, I mean beer."

zombie boy 2000
12-13-2006, 11:53 AM
DOH!!!

I've been loitering at Office Depot, and all I keep seeing are overweight, middle-aged men lugging around toner cartridges.

PhantomOG
12-13-2006, 11:58 AM
but did you give them your wallet? :eek:

zombie boy 2000
12-13-2006, 12:11 PM
yes...

yes I did