What happens at 3000?

[heiney9]

My 3000th post is coming up, what can I expect? I see some have become Polk Experts or Polkologist or..........what's next?

[SLOCOOKN]

Someone will shoot you with a giant LASER....

FIRE THE LASER!!!!!

[shack]

The answer is ....................



















NOTHING

You will still be a Polkologist. Sorry....

[audiobliss]

What happens at 3000? Who cares? What's 3000? That's nothing. ;)

:p

[zombie boy 2000]

Post 'em if you got 'em...

[bobman1235]

Wow... you already started a thread about htis same thing!! (http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33854&highlight=polkologist) when you were nearing 1000 posts.

And you were answered.


Ill try and see if I can remember the milestones.

Polkie 0-50
Polkster 50-250
Polkateer 250-500
Polkazoid 500-1000
Polkhead 1000-2000
Polkologist 2000-3500
Polk Expert 3500-5000
Polk Master 5000 +

[Demiurge]

lol :D

That little 'similar threads' thing at the bottom of the page is a bitch, isn't it?

[tonyb]

What happens??
Your we-we falls off....thats why I have so few posts.

[ninerbj]

amen brudder...amen

[audiobliss]

That is a hilarious signature quote you've got, ninerbj; is it new or have I just been unobservant?

[MrNightly]

What happens at 3000, stays at 3000... just don't forget that buddy!

[reeltrouble1]

3000, hall of fame baby, unless your Pete Rose, oh, thats a different 3000.......nevermind.........

RT1

[cfrizz]

:D WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!:D

3000, hall of fame baby, unless your Pete Rose, oh, thats a different 3000.......nevermind.........

RT1

[ben62670]

Polkateer

[ben62670]

Oh I'm already a Polkateer

[ben62670]

Polkazoid... I have to wait 30 seconds every post...

[wallstreet]

i'm not sure what you get. what you should get is a life. brahahahahahahahaha!

[ben62670]

270...

[audiobliss]

i'm not sure what you get. what you should get is a life.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Toxis]

I never understood the facination with post counts and forum boards.

[heiney9]

Thanks people............I should know better than to ask :eek: :D . Set myself up for this!!!!

[janmike]

Ask to have your membership revoked and then start again under a different User ID. :D

[Vr3MxStyler2k3]

Hey - thats what I did!

Justin refused, so I made this one!

I stopped caring about post count about 10,000 post ago

[dorokusai]

I never understood the facination with post counts and forum boards.

If post count on a forum referred to penis size, Vr3MxStyler2k3(Trey) would have a 9-Headed Alabama black snake screaming and blowing fire out of his pants.

[noimposse]

If post count on a forum referred to penis size, Vr3MxStyler2k3(Trey) would have a 9-Headed Alabama black snake screaming and blowing fire out of his pants.


This may sound strange, but that would be interesting to see.



....now I must go continue not having anything significant to add to conversations...

[ben62670]

2999 one more H9

[Vr3MxStyler2k3]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mark, thats hilarious.

[danger boy]

Wow... you already started a thread about htis same thing!! (http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33854&highlight=polkologist) when you were nearing 1000 posts.

And you were answered.


what about the Polk Guru? ;)

[disneyjoe7]

What the heck just needed to add 1 to my count.

[Bill Ayotte]

is the avatar under your name that important?

[a_mattison]

is the avatar under your name that important?

Of course it is.... Why do you think everybody keeps posting on this thread!

[dorokusai]

I would like to show everyone my penis....it would be a galaxy type photo, but i bet its big.

[a_mattison]

I posted that last one in hopes that somehow my penis might look a little bigger.

[Toxis]

If post count on a forum referred to penis size, Vr3MxStyler2k3(Trey) would have a 9-Headed Alabama black snake screaming and blowing fire out of his pants.
if that were true, he'd have a career in "show business."

[ninerbj]

consider yourself unobservant.
"She had the body of Venus, with arms" is a great line penned by the late Bon Scott of AC/DC from the tune "Touch Too Much."

[steveinaz]

Sid, for what it's worth, my user name on a forum long, long ago was:
Hung_Lika_Hamsta

You wouldn't believe the PM's I used to get from the girls about that....LOL

[tonyb]

UMM....shoulda kept that one to yourself pal.:)

[heiney9]

3000 is out of the way. Thanks for all the comments. To those who apparently think I'm obsessing over a post count; I'm not. But I can say that I'm proud that CP has been a cool place to participate and has held my interest far longer than any other site.

My penis is still the same as when I was on post 2999. :eek: :p

[zombie boy 2000]

Actually...
your entire body shrank, but your wang stayed the same. So relatively speaking...:D

I only know this because I know everything.

[tonyb]

My penis is still the same as when I was on post 2999.

Sure about that???
Is that a bone in the dog's mouth or......?:p :)

[SLOCOOKN]

At 3000 with out a pressurized environment you would need an oxygen mask and lots of warm clothes!

[SLOCOOKN]

At 3000 with out a pressurized environment you would need an oxygen mask and lots of warm clothes!
oopss....30,000....lol

[MacLeod]

I never understood the facination with post counts and forum boards.

Because that way we can actually feel like we're accomplishing something with our lives!