Introducing...Breanna

[Strong Bad]

Here ya go Gents! Just finished editing and uploading to my site. I'm going to start beefing up my portfolio of girlies in the coming months.

http://strongdigitalart.smugmug.com/gallery/2369438

Enjoy!

John

[shack]

Enjoy!

John

I did! Very nice!

[RuSsMaN]

You've got a cool job, and you do nice work bro - but the hotness just isn't there. She's a solid 6, maybe 6.5 at best.

Maybe it's that part of the country? ;)

[Strong Bad]

You've got a cool job, and you do nice work bro - but the hotness just isn't there. She's a solid 6, maybe 6.5 at best.

Maybe it's that part of the country? ;)

Yeah, it's this part of the country! ;)

Thanks for the kind words.

[BIZILL]

dude, i just love when strong, bad john hooks up these little threads. and this chick in particular, i dig.

[ohskigod]

You've got a cool job, and you do nice work bro - but the hotness just isn't there. She's a solid 6, maybe 6.5 at best.

Maybe it's that part of the country? ;)


aw cmon dude, 6? 6.5? damn your being rough. I put her at 8 or 8.5, if she really wasnt my type, I still wouldnt go below a 7.5 just for the rockin bod that is just made for sin at high velocity :D ( I like em a little meatier, but hey, I still respect a light and fast chassis)

[TroyD]

I'd hit it.

BDT

[Fireman32]

I'd hit it.

BDT


Hell Yea!!:D

[ohskigod]

I'd hit it.

BDT

Troy, your just a giver :D

[RuSsMaN]

Troy would hit a hole in the ground if it winked at him.

[TroyD]

You said it, Nacho.

BDT

[read-alot]

aw cmon dude, 6? 6.5? damn your being rough. I put her at 8 or 8.5, if she really wasnt my type, I still wouldnt go below a 7.5 just for the rockin bod that is just made for sin at high velocity :D ( I like em a little meatier, but hey, I still respect a light and fast chassis)


North Jersey= 8.5

North Texas= 6.5

God blessed Texas, speaking from xperence in both locations.

[bobman1235]

And in Southern California she'd be a 2.

Gotta love relativity.

[reeltrouble1]

She is nice John, she needs to work on her hour glass curve and definetly more camel toe would be a plus.

RT1

[disneyjoe7]

Well she's not a 10 in my book either, but you guys are rough.

[PolkWannabie]

... God blessed Texas ...
Yep ... As the saying goes ... There's so much chit in Texas, you're bound to step in some ...

[daboyz]

Oh, to be that football for a few mins.

[dorokusai]

It sure is neat how you can get these girls to hold every object BUT a Polk speaker.

I'd donkey punch that chick.

[PolkThug]

I'd play ball with her all day.

[PolkWannabie]

Well there are NJ opinions and then there are NJ opinions ...

From the neck down she ain't horrible ... Above there we're talkin a 3-bag woman ...

[Polkersince85]

Looking at the pictures, I'd give her a 6.3795634795, looking at her at the bar at 2.30 AM at last call.......my rating may go up a bit.

[TennesseeOutlaw]

You've got a cool job, and you do nice work bro - but the hotness just isn't there. She's a solid 6, maybe 6.5 at best.

Maybe it's that part of the country? ;)

I would love to see your girlfriend/wife, if you think this girl is a 6!! WOW!! She, IMHO, is no lower than an 8, but hey I am from TENNESSEE!! Must be the area!

[hearingimpared]

Gulp! I love the shorts!

[beardog03]

she definately thinks she`s hot !

She is ....average..
Not Hot, but not fugly either

and Mark`s right....bring on the hotties holdin polks


I have seen what Texas can produce......she`s a 5

After Doro donkey punches her though, she will be -2 with no football...:D

[petrym]

Gulp! I love the shorts!
Those red shorts are verrrrrrry nicely fitting aren't they?

[ben62670]

I'm in Ft Lauderdale, and she is a hottie. I would be very pleased to take that young lady out. Very pretty face. Nice bod. The only thing lacking is a genuine smile. Actually now that I think about it there are lots of bitches down here with pretty faces, and NO real smiles(till they see green).

[Toxis]

but the hotness just isn't there. She's a solid 6, maybe 6.5 at best.
You know how I know you're gay...

[F1nut]

Hey John, what about that bartender that promised she do a shoot with some Polk speakers in return for all the votes she got from us???

[Strong Bad]

Hey John, what about that bartender that promised she do a shoot with some Polk speakers in return for all the votes she got from us???

She did a photoshoot for some biker magazine late last year and got a swelled head. I apparently wasn't good enough to shoot her any longer since I asked several times. No problem, her ass has gotten a bit swelled lately along with her head.

I may ask again. Her chest is still awesome though and thats what we want hugging those speakers! :D

Jesse, I'm still waiting for another red head to come to the club. Been a shortage lately. :(

[fireshoes]

Everyone saying 6 or less, you are officially banned. Pack up your posts and leave. ;)

[beardog03]

Everyone saying 6 or less, you are officially banned. Pack up your posts and leave. ;)


Shoes....you realize there is no such thing as a 10 ....don`t you ?!!

[hearingimpared]

Those red shorts are verrrrrrry nicely fitting aren't they?

I've been a booty boy since I was old enough to buff the helmet.

[F1nut]

She did a photoshoot for some biker magazine late last year and got a swelled head. I apparently wasn't good enough to shoot her any longer since I asked several times. No problem, her ass has gotten a bit swelled lately along with her head.


Obviously, she lacks class.

[Demiurge]

I often associate classiness with strippers. :p

[F1nut]

I hear ya, Demi. However, she's a bartender.....how do you feel about them?

[Demiurge]

I like bartenders.

[F1nut]

Even those with no class?

[Demiurge]

If she didn't go to class, how did she get her bartender's license? http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m216/Demiurge1000/072.gif

[TennesseeOutlaw]

Bartending licenses are not required in all states.. I have been a bartender for, oh, going on 9 years this April.. I have bartended in Indiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Florida, and Tennessee.. No licenses were required in Kentucky, Arkansas, or Tennessee.. As a matter of fact, in Tennessee, you need only be 18 years of age to be behind the bar!!

[Polk65]

If the twins are real and she's over 22 I'll give her credit for exercising.

John I like the 1/4 turn pose and good positioning of the football. Come to think of it, those shorts and footballs should fetch a nice price in the flea market. ;)

[mrbigbluelight]

I'd donkey punch that chick.

Hey, he's not kidding !!

I don't know how much Doro spent on the costume, but .... if you look real close, you'll see it's not a real donkey ...... it's him !! :eek:

http://www.donkeypunchvideo.com/Storyline/DPV-Intro.wmv

[Demiurge]

Bartending licenses are not required in all states.. I have been a bartender for, oh, going on 9 years this April.. I have bartended in Indiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Florida, and Tennessee.. No licenses were required in Kentucky, Arkansas, or Tennessee.. As a matter of fact, in Tennessee, you need only be 18 years of age to be behind the bar!!

It was a joke....

[F1nut]

It was a joke....

I got it.

[BlueMDPicker]

Shoes....you realize there is no such thing as a 10 ....don`t you ?!!
Pfft... two 2's and a six pack.

[beardog03]

Pfft... two 2's and a six pack.

I like the way you think , Blue...!!

[mhardy6647]

I like the smirk on her face.

For the record, I am a born and bred Baltimoron (though a New Englander for the past 15 years). Any woman up here dressed like that would die of exposure in minutes (probably even in the summertime).