Cucumber, Pickle & Penis..

[aaharvel]

Cucumber, Pickle & Penis...

A Cucumber, a Pickle and a Penis were all sitting around one day
talking about how much their lives suck.

The Cucumber said,
"Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

So the Pickle looked at him and said,
"You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy,
someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The Penis glared at both of them and said,
"You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out."

[Ricardo]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...


Good!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shizelbs]

All of us at work are laughing hard over this one.

[Mike682]

Good one!:D :D

[Demiurge]

All of us at work are laughing hard over this one.

That's kind of creepy, especially at a penis joke and all. :)

[petrym]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

I heard it as:
...and makes me do push ups until I puke and pass out!

[Shizelbs]

That's kind of creepy, especially at a penis joke and all. :)

The worst part is when I laughed it made me shoot milk out my nose.

[Demiurge]

haha :p

[TennesseeOutlaw]

TFF!! Love it.. Ill be telling that one tomorrow!

[pacificoastbear]

worth a bump ...

lol

[atrustsd]

Who would of thought that throwing up could feel so good.

[MSALLA]

With any luck I will put that theory to test later tonight.

[atrustsd]

Good luck I hope you find something softer than a wall. LOL

[pblanc]

Title of this thread sounds like the ingedients for a Hannibal Lecter sandwich.

[Mazeroth]

Rarely do I laugh out loud over a joke. That was effin hilarious!

Thanks!

[dudeinaroom]

hehe