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Mazeroth
01-31-2007, 08:21 PM
The company I work for (~1000 employees) is starting up walking teams to raise money for good causes. We're a pharmaceutical company and the four other people and myself all work as chemists in the lab. The problem we're having is coming up with a good name for our team. One of the guys suggested "Slender Scientists", which is beyond stupid if you ask me. Aside from that, we have nothing.

Now, what I want to do is name our team something so ridiculous that everyone in the company will remember it. It has to be clean, which does suck, but it can be borderline insane. You know, something like Hairballs Inc. or Cars are Neat or even Celery Not Cement.

I know we have some creative minds on this board so let me have it!

Thanks! :D

madmax
01-31-2007, 08:47 PM
Science Stompers

hearingimpared
01-31-2007, 08:48 PM
Drug ~ Machines

Frank Z
01-31-2007, 08:53 PM
Chemically Challenged

Artificially Flavored

Asprin Express

Moanin' for Motrin

Ben-Gay Test Team

McLoki
01-31-2007, 08:53 PM
Slow Reaction
or
The Catalysts

Bill Ayotte
01-31-2007, 08:56 PM
Asprin Express

Moanin' for Motrin

Ben-Gay Test Team
I would go for one of these. :D :D

Mike682
01-31-2007, 08:58 PM
Pestle Peds

TennesseeOutlaw
01-31-2007, 09:07 PM
Oxy Moron's!!!!! Lmao (OxyContin) Not to mention the DBl pun TOTALLY intended!!

Mazeroth
01-31-2007, 10:03 PM
You guys kinda missed the idea. I want it to not resemble anything work related. Something so stupid people will be stumped.

I was talking to my brother and he said I should call our team The Cobra Kai, from Karate Kid. So far I think that's the best one :D

hearingimpared
01-31-2007, 10:06 PM
The Dizzy Gilleppies

Polkersince85
01-31-2007, 10:12 PM
The Polymer Pedestrians

The Zooming Zoics

Watchmakaboose

Frank Z
01-31-2007, 10:18 PM
Flat Footed Ferrets

Toes on Patrol

Men with Feet

The Ingrown Nails

Blister-Pac

Step No more

Not Enough Imagination

Heelntoe

Falling Arches on Marches

These Little Piggies...

DaveMuell
01-31-2007, 10:48 PM
Stompers

-or-

Little Feet

-or-

Godzillas

-or-

Loco Motion

-or-

Ped-X-ings

danger boy
01-31-2007, 10:54 PM
The stinky sneakers :eek: :p

hoosier21
01-31-2007, 11:08 PM
Grandma's thong
ITCHY WORMS
Unkle Elroyz Mauraudic Chicken Shack
Vaginally Dependant
disgruntled postmen
2 bald guys and a swede
elf power
Buster Hymen and the Penetrators
Strangers with Candy
The Redneck Nuns
the training bra's

Polkersince85
01-31-2007, 11:14 PM
Ten Feet Squared

Fifty Stumped Toes

Rubber Legged Squirrelly Butts

mrbigbluelight
02-01-2007, 02:08 AM
The Squat Thrusters

Tubular Brawls

Urinalysis Not Mine (my personal favorite).

McLoki
02-01-2007, 02:33 AM
The Camel Toes.

danger boy
02-01-2007, 03:04 AM
here you go.. "Dude where's my beer? ha ha ha

OR

Strictly business

OR

Crazy Chainsaw Nuns - my personal favorite. ;)

OR

Barely Sober Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :p

last one

Fat Chihauhuas :D

that's it.. those are my best ones.. if you can't find one to use so far.. i can't be of any help. good luck. :)

SCompRacer
02-01-2007, 04:04 AM
Sounds like your company is 'motionally challenged. Or we'motionally challenged.

venomclan
02-01-2007, 09:27 AM
The Tone Rangers

BaggedLancer
02-01-2007, 09:50 AM
The Tone Rangers

HAHA!!! nice one from "The Break Up". I bet he's gonna be "Tonto"

Demiurge
02-01-2007, 10:36 AM
Sofa King, What?

wingnut4772
02-01-2007, 10:45 AM
You're not My Real Daddy

Fungus Rules

Soap Tastes Yummy

We Should Be Running

Fueled By Bio-Diesel

Drugs are Overrated

Jstas
02-01-2007, 10:56 AM
Fukahwi

Then you can tell people "We're the Fukahwi!"

nebborjk
02-01-2007, 12:14 PM
Amateur Gynecologists

zombie boy 2000
02-01-2007, 12:27 PM
The Famous Flyin' Arboreal Japanese
What's this in my beard?
Mr. Buggle's GoodTime Band
Jews for Jesus
Phat Dawg Mimes
Crotch Brigade

scottnbnj
02-01-2007, 01:05 PM
blisterpac was pretty good, all i have is farmapheet.

BIZILL
02-01-2007, 04:26 PM
The Placebo Effect? (with question mark)

Placebo Busters

The Non-Placebo's

Just Say 'NO' to PlaceBo

Anti-Placeboists

PainKillerz

the 'Day After' runners...

Pain Creators - Pain Killers

'Supplemental' Runners

Tough Guys Wear Smocks


dunno, just popped into my head.

speaking of popping, just call yourselves 'The Pill-Poppers'

or if all men, the "Pill-Poppas".

brettw22
02-01-2007, 04:29 PM
Fungus Shui - while wearing white bandannas with the red sun on the forehead............

BIZILL
02-01-2007, 04:31 PM
Blister-Pac

i like! but must be spelled as 'Blister-Pack'.

Mazeroth
02-01-2007, 05:18 PM
Thanks SO much everyone!

I let the others in the group get a taste for these and so far Blister Pack is in the lead. It's actually very fitting, because we are packaging chemists and we work with blister packs. I know, I know, I wanted something insane but I don't think they're going to go for it :mad: