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ben62670
02-13-2007, 07:35 PM
Mike
http://www.maxcapacity.com

http://www.worldslargestathlete.com
hearingimpared
02-13-2007, 07:39 PM
Mike
http://www.maxcapacity.com

http://www.worldslargestathlete.com

Good Lord!!!!
ben62670
02-13-2007, 07:44 PM
He came over my house the other day in a full sized mercury, and he can't turn the steering wheel without holding his breath! He told me if he had to make an emergency turn he wouldn't be able to do it. :eek:
hearingimpared
02-13-2007, 07:46 PM
He came over my house the other day in a full sized mercury, and he can't turn the steering wheel without holding his breath! He told me if he had to make an emergency turn he wouldn't be able to do it. :eek:

How's that big boys heart???
Midnite Mick
02-13-2007, 07:47 PM
And here I thought you were refering to me :D I am so narcissistic .

Mike
ben62670
02-13-2007, 07:50 PM
How's that big boys heart???

He can be very nice :D ...
but he also has offered to be a "collection agent" for me for customers that don't pay. I think his words were "hey do you need me to brake any legs".:D
danger boy
02-13-2007, 08:08 PM
the crazy thing is.. why do they ALWAYS match a big guy like that with other guys who are 1/3 his weight? Do you really think a 250lbs guy can beat a 700lb guy? C"mon. match him with another wrestler who is the same size.. then that would be a match to watch..

I wanna see him wrestle a 900 lb bear or something.. winner takes all .:)
WilliamM2
02-13-2007, 08:08 PM
He told me if he had to make an emergency turn he wouldn't be able to do it.

Wonder how long before he kills somebody?
ben62670
02-13-2007, 08:16 PM
Wonder how long before he kills somebody?
He pretty much quit driving. He only goes out when there is no trafic.
ben62670
02-13-2007, 08:22 PM
the crazy thing is.. why do they ALWAYS match a big guy like that with other guys who are 1/3 his weight? Do you really think a 250lbs guy can beat a 700lb guy? C"mon. match him with another wrestler who is the same size.. then that would be a match to watch..

I wanna see him wrestle a 900 lb bear or something.. winner takes all .:)

Its fun to watch him toss around a 350 pounder. I don't think he could lift someone his own size over his head. If you seen this guy in person would find it amazing that he is as agile as he is. You would think he could barely roll out of bed. His calves are gigantic. Probally as big as my waste! I'm 205 and 6 foot.
Dennis Gardner
02-13-2007, 09:03 PM
That roll over on the shoulder flip move is pretty impressive. Most people this size are immobile.............bedridden and waiting for their Mom to fix them 6-8chickens for lunch and half a dozen pies for dessert.
Joey_V
02-13-2007, 10:19 PM
I still want to second the idea of him vs a bear.
hoosier21
02-13-2007, 10:34 PM
is 700 for real? or part of the show?

I would have thought 700lbs would have been bigger.
Shizelbs
02-13-2007, 10:48 PM
Thats a big dude.
hearingimpared
02-13-2007, 11:01 PM
He can be very nice :D ...
but he also has offered to be a "collection agent" for me for customers that don't pay. I think his words were "hey do you need me to brake any legs".:D

Yikes I think I can run faster than him (I hope) though and I'm full of arthritis!!! LOL
ben62670
02-13-2007, 11:15 PM
is 700 for real? or part of the show?

I would have thought 700lbs would have been bigger.

The video doesn't do him justice. He is down to 600LBS now. He peaked at 700. I'm not sure what he was at in that video. I doubt it was 700. He is definitely the biggest guy I have ever meet by far.
hearingimpared
02-13-2007, 11:17 PM
The video doesn't do him justice. He is down to 600LBS now. He peaked at 700. I'm not sure what he was at in that video. I doubt it was 700. He is definitely the biggest guy I have ever meet by far.

How old is this fella?
dragon1952
02-13-2007, 11:23 PM
I would hate to have to feed that dude:(
ben62670
02-13-2007, 11:23 PM
How old is this fella?

http://www.worldslargestathlete.com/maxcapacity1.com/bio.htm
ben62670
02-13-2007, 11:26 PM
I would hate to have to feed that dude:(

You and I have a can of coke.
He has a 2 litter
I would love to take him to an all you can eat Chinese buffet.
He would need to double up on those little chairs.
ben62670
02-14-2007, 12:02 AM
I would hate to have to feed that dude:(

http://www.worldslargestathlete.com/maxcapacity1.com/Japan/images/11-13-2006-11.jpg
audiobliss
02-14-2007, 12:02 AM
:eek:

I'll pay up, I promise!!
Joey_V
02-14-2007, 12:50 AM
I think there's a guy in the WWF, his name is Great Khali... I think almost 600 pounds and 7'4".... now THAT would be a great brawl!!
MrNightly
02-14-2007, 01:24 AM
Mike looked close to 600lbs in the vid.

When I worked at the hospital, I had a 900lb man/thing come in once. He couldn't stand on his own, and it took four of us just to pull him from laying flat to an upright sitting position to eat. He was the largest human I've ever seen.

And to quote him, "I am not sick.. I just have an eating problem." Ya whatever dude.

Not to get gross, but he was so fat, (and me being a nursing tech and all), I got to clean him up a few times since he couldn't himself... his junk was covered completely by fat. I mean completely. It was seriously like the Predator's head... the four jaws of fat flesh closed around his junk.. it was the nastiest thing I've ever seen. He'd lose an entire sandwich in his fat rolls... just disgusting.

Anyways...
Fireman32
02-14-2007, 01:29 AM
I just threw up in my mouth after that story
Toxis
02-14-2007, 01:56 AM
So how do people that big go to the bathroom?
ohskigod
02-14-2007, 01:59 AM
Dave, you never transported that 800 lb dude when we were at Adamo?
around the same shape as Nightly's story. immobile mess, not like Ben's friend, that guy looks prety damn mobile

impressive athletic prowess for a man his size, I wouldnt go toe to toe with him unless i had to, I'm 340 and I'm outwieghed by 260?, eff that dude, I aint facing this guy without a bat, or my pick up truck :D


although....and i never thought I would say this about anyone not trapped ina wheelchair.....but I KNOW I can take this dude in a footrace, hands down..LOL
disneyjoe7
02-14-2007, 02:08 AM
I think you get to be a fool to think you could hurt that guy in a ring.
ESAVINON
02-14-2007, 02:19 AM
I think you get to be a fool to think you could hurt that guy in a ring.


Entertainment wrestling is all fake anyway :D .
ben62670
02-14-2007, 02:31 AM
Entertainment wrestling is all fake anyway :D .

I agree that it is totally played up, but (and this is a big butt(pun intended)) I have hung out with this dude and worked for this dude. I WOULD NOT like to be sat on, or laid on by a man of this size, never mind carefully placed leaps with me as a landing strip. :eek:
Fireman32
02-14-2007, 02:58 AM
Dave, you never transported that 800 lb dude when we were at Adamo?


Lou I did take that guy at Adamo but I never tried to look at his junk to see if it was coverd in layers of fat.
MrNightly
02-14-2007, 03:06 AM
Lou I did take that guy at Adamo but I never tried to look at his junk to see if it was coverd in layers of fat.

Ya, the joy's of working in a hospital. You don't want to know... better not to have those images burned into your memory.. yuck.

And Toxis... catheter's usually, and regular bed changings... seriously. Totally a nasty way to live.
mrbigbluelight
02-14-2007, 04:13 AM
This thread reminded me of a picture I saw on Craigslist:

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