The prayers of countless teenage boys...

[strider]

have just been answered....


Woman Offers Sex for 'Warcraft' Gold
By: Ruben Diaz

For: Game Invasion

Reports are circling around the Internet at a rapid pace about a woman who had posted a personal ad on Craigslist.org offering sexual favors in exchange for 'World of Warcraft' gold.

Needing 5000 gold to purchase an 'Epic Flying Mount,' one of the fastest mounts in the game, she offered anyone, male or female, playing on her server the opportunity to perform a variety of sexual acts in exchange for the in-game currency. Chief among her deviant interests was finding a partner into role-playing, going so far as to inform potential suitors that she has a costume ready for the occasion.

ClubSi.com managed to snag screenshots of the postings, including a posting the next day about her success, before they were removed from Craigslist.

Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a quest in lieu of purchasing one.

[zombie boy 2000]

I'm sure once you get past the raw stench of knock-off Cheetos, week-old Tab, and Merit Ultra Lites... she's really hot.

I wonder how much "gold" she requires to let you lick her cankles?

[Demiurge]

Sure hope he learned the epic 250 riding skill before trying to mount that Wyvern. ;)


Obviously she didn't read the upcoming 'World of Warcraft' development notes where her character class will be able to acquire an epic mount (epic flying form) through a quest in lieu of purchasing one.

...and oh, that's not true. 5,000G for the skill, 200G for the mount.

[noimposse]

I saw this about a week ago. She's responded to everyone making fun of her with some awful sexual puns hinting to their sexual endeavor, which just made the whole thing ever more hilarious.


In a laughing AT it way....not with it.


People make me sad....

[dane_peterson]

Here's that thread:

http://forums.clubsi.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1245680/page/5

Pretty sad, really. I can't believe how INTO this game people get.

[Bill Ayotte]

That is hilarious....I know people that would have done it too....That is kinda sad.

[Bill Ayotte]

That chick has a mean Joe Dirt mullet too.....Hope that guy used a paper bag or something...

[dane_peterson]

More like a burlap sack.

[dudeinaroom]

wow sex for fake game money, I've got a couple hundred million c-bills on mechwarrior if any one is interested. PLEASE. what is this world coming to, I want her parents e-mail address to mail them that link.

[Bill Ayotte]

I am pretty sure her parents are too busy reporting UFO sightings.....Just look at her!

[hearingimpared]

That chick has a mean Joe Dirt mullet too.....Hope that guy used a paper bag or something...

Yea and at least 3 rubbers.

[wingnut4772]

I really need some Monopoly money..............

[dane_peterson]

I really need some Monopoly money..............

I've actually got a full game board's worth in my armrest. No joke. What's it worth to ya? ;)

[wingnut4772]

I've actually got a full game board's worth in my armrest. No joke. What's it worth to ya? ;)

Hold on ...let me put down my knock off Cheetos, week old Tab and Merit Ultrlites to look up the exchange rate.:D

[hearingimpared]

Hold on ...let me put down my knock off Cheetos, week old Tab and Merit Ultrlites to look up the exchange rate.:D

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[dudeinaroom]

2 funny

[George Grand]

God bless America huh?

Rubber? Protection? If my entire body was wrapped in a Goodyear tire you couldn't get me to touch that. Ain't enough vulcanized rubber in the world babe.

[daboyz]

Was that a receding hairline,too? She should have been put in the babe thread

[dorokusai]

The prayers of countless teenage boys.....to never stay the night at a Polkfest.

[noimposse]

Bahahahaha.....bad images in my head right now.

[george daniel]

body condom :rolleyes:

[tonyb]

I am pretty sure her parents are too busy reporting UFO sightings.....Just look at her!

Gold Jerry...Gold. LMAF:D