Anyone seen Office Space?

[AsSiMiLaTeD]

First, if you haven't seen Office Space, do not proceed. Drop what you're doing now and go watch this movie...

For those of you who've seen the actualy movie, here's a couple clips I thought were funny...

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[Fireman32]

Not only have I seen it about 100 times I live it every day at work. The whole office can re-encat the movie line by line

[Demiurge]

There's people who haven't seen Office Space? :confused:

[Ron-P]

One of the best comidies....ever!

[zombie boy 2000]

There's people who haven't seen Office Space? :confused:

That's what I was thinking. I thought every single guy in America had been issued a copy of that movie with a little reworking of the US Constitution.

[Jstas]

Hey, hey, hey! Don't anybody JUMP...to conclusions now!


The best line of any movie of all time came out of that movie!

Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

[dylan]

"I wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob".

[rskarvan]

My wife was awarded a red swingline stapler for "employee of the month".

[Bill Ayotte]

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta....

[PolkThug]

Look up Mike Relm's version of 'O Face'

[jflail2]

My God, the truth drips from this quote:

Peter Gibbons: It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now.
Bob Slydell: I beg your pardon?
Peter Gibbons: Eight bosses.
Bob Slydell: Eight?
Peter Gibbons: Eight, Bob. So that means that when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled; that, and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.

[Fireman32]

Samir: [trying to decide if he should go along with the virus plot] I have a question.
Peter Gibbons: Yes?
Samir: In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
Peter Gibbons: Yep, you sure can.
Samir: OK, I'll do it.

[Fireman32]

another one of my favs

Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well, yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I would relax... I would sit on my ass all day... I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.

[Shizelbs]

One of the best movies ever.

A perfect example of how GOOD WRITING PRODUCES GREAT MOVIES!!!!!

[-justin-]

Best...movie...ever...

~J

[bobman1235]

Meh, Mike Judge wrote Idiocracy as well, which was retarded.

A good movie is the sum of all parts... :)

[MrNightly]

"Yaaaah... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on.. Saturday..."

My favorite line of the movie I think!!!

[heiney9]

Semi cult status movie. I love this movie, and the movie Suckers about car salemen. I was in car sales for about 3 months and the stuff in Suckers is spot on :D

Great double feature:

Office Space
Suckers

H9

[bobman1235]

"Yaaaah... I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on.. Saturday..."

My favorite line of the movie I think!!!

Hahaha, one time last year, my boss had us all working weekends for a few weeks while we wrapped up some urgent projects. One day we had a meeting, so we all set up the Office Space DVD on the projector on that scene when our boss walked in. It was hilarious.


Every once in a while nowadays I'll throw in a random "Yeah, well, at least I never f*&ked Lumberg" into a conversation. Always good for a laugh.

[treitz3]

Best Comedy I have ever seen!

"Hey Peter, watch out for your cornhole, man. Ya' big fag. hehehe"

"Big grains of salt"

"This is a F@%k!"

"But, But.....my stapler?"

"OK.......but that's the last straw"

I could go on and on, but I'd be typing in the entire movie. My dad hated it because it was too much like real life for him. Poor dad. [He's an insurance underwriter for the Hartford]

[G-2]

We thought it was a true story, it's not a documentry?

[Beekyman]

Peter Griffin - I did nothing...absolutely nothing...and it was everything I thought it would be!

[fatchowmein]

Office Space is required viewing for IT staff and anyone working in a cubicle.

Same goes with Dilbert (cubicle, large enterprise environment).

[petrym]

I've never seen it...