Weird Things Wives Do...

[Early B.]

Does your wife/significant other do weird things that only a woman would do?

Example: My wife hires a cleaning lady about 3 or 4 times per year. But before she arrives, my wife cleans up the house because she doesn't want the cleaning lady to think we're too messy. So the cleaning lady comes over to clean a house that's already been cleaned!!

[haimoc]

As long as she does not block you from buying audio stuff, she is fine.

[icky4]

LOL! It gets even weirder when they are pregnant. My wife started crying during the NCAA tournament when she watched the highlights of some team she had never seen make a last second shot to win. She doesnt even like basketball either!

[Shizelbs]

Tons of stuff. But I'm not going to risk my life by posting such things here.

[pearsall001]

Does your wife/significant other do weird things that only a woman would do?

Example: My wife hires a cleaning lady about 3 or 4 times per year. But before she arrives, my wife cleans up the house because she doesn't want the cleaning lady to think we're too messy. So the cleaning lady comes over to clean a house that's already been cleaned!!

How funny but also true. A close friend of ours has her own cleaning company. She sees that all the time. Women don't want to be embarrased or talked about. They'll clean up before the cleaner arrives. Go figure. Just make sure you use that yellow caution tape to partition off your gear so the cleaner doesn't knock anything over.

The CD set I got rom you is fantastic. In fact I have Jazz at the Pawnshop on now.

[petrym]

+1 on Shizelbs' post ;)

[dragon1952]

My Mom does the "cleaning lady clean-up" deal too :rolleyes: I'm pleased to say my wife isn't as weird.

[zombie boy 2000]

Does your wife/significant other do weird things that only a woman would do?

Example: My wife hires a cleaning lady about 3 or 4 times per year. But before she arrives, my wife cleans up the house because she doesn't want the cleaning lady to think we're too messy. So the cleaning lady comes over to clean a house that's already been cleaned!!

My wife does the exact same thing. She's just a clean freak. A Yin to my Yang, if you will. Glad to see I'm not alone:D

[MrNightly]

I'm sworn to secrecy...




















I also like sex...

[engtaz]

They tell you what you thinking and argue with you if you tell them their wrong.

[wingnut4772]

I confess...I do the cleaning lady thing as well.:D

[dragon1952]

My Mom is one of the weirdest ever. She used to have a fit if we tried to go down to the pool with towels that didn't match our swimsuits. Everything has to match. She's got a blue checkbook for one account and a brown checkbook for another. The checks have to match the checkbook. A while ago she ordered brown checks for the brown checkbook. Well it turns out that they were actually alternating colors (brown/blue/brown/blue). Instead of saying 'oh well, I'll use them up anyway' she gets on the phone with the bank and starts bitching about it. She was actually stressed out about it for days. :rolleyes: Needless to say, they sent her new checks. If she gets a writing pad and pen for the kitchen, they have to match the decor...as does the kleenex box and paper towels.
The other day I was emptying the dishwasher. She goes,"Didn't you know you were supposed to empty the bottom first? Do you always do it that way?"
I'm like 'ummm...yeah?!' :confused: She goes, "You always, always, always empty the bottom first" I go, "well gee sorry...I guess I didn't see the rule book" :rolleyes:

[MrNightly]

Well duh... everybody knows you empty the bottom first.. I thought that was common knowledge?

[sophie]

i just take out what i need when i need it

[jakelm]

The kids cant play hide and seek in the back of my truck, in fear that they will fall out of the bed and hurt themselve, BUT, she can go 50 MPH with them, down the road, on a 4 wheeler.

I just dont know anymore......

[rskarvan]

Dragon... every hear of OCD? I think your Mom needs to talk about this with her Doctor.

[dragon1952]

Yeah, I know. And I've only given you the tip of the iceberg. I wish I could remember the 'odder' ones, and believe me , they're there. I've just purged them from my memory for sanity's sake I think :D

[fatchowmein]

Boy, Dragon, does she give you a hard time when you wash your hair before your body?

[wingnut4772]

Dragon... every hear of OCD? I think your Mom needs to talk about this with her Doctor.

Wow yes! Definitely OCD.

[michael_w]

I still don't see the problem with unloading the top first... that's how I always do it. ;)

[neomagus00]

wait, wait... what's this about women wanting you to wash your hair last?? am i missing something here??

[HBombToo]

They tell you what you thinking and argue with you if you tell them their wrong.

I'm glad I'm not the only guy that goes through this....:confused:

[Early B.]

I'm glad I'm not the only guy that goes through this....:confused:


You're not alone.

How about this -- does your wife get madder at you for not being mad at her for being mad?

[janmike]

Just wait until they get a little older. Then the real fun begins.

[petrym]

Carbonated Estrogen is a goofy thing.

[dholmes]

my wife washes foam cups & plates & keeps them!

[Lasareath]

This poor guy!!

I wish this wife left her email address so we could set her straight!

Meddling Wife Here: http://forum.stereophile.com/forum/showflat.php?Cat=0&Number=11083&page=0&fpart=1&vc=1

I did find somebody on ebay with the same name, I sent them a message, maybe we can save this guy after all.

Las

[fatchowmein]

My wife has lived in the same city for 20+ years. I've been here 8. She always likes to tell me all the detours to get around the city instead of using the highways. Unfortunately, she has little sense of time so a quick detour usually results in an average speed of 5mph with a stop light every 5 feet.

I call it her "longcut". She gets mad.