There's a sucker born.........

[F1nut]

Unbelieveable........http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

This guy deserves to be dragged into the street naked and stoned with his own pebbles.

The address is a condo. I know this because two friends of mine use to own units in that very court. The one friend sold her one bedroom unit last year for $450,000.

[ben62670]

I tried it, and it works! They were even nice enough to auto charge my CC for monthly updates even when I am not at home. My sound stage has improved, the highs are clearer/more detailed, bass impact has improved tremendously, and are you guys still reading this:D

[snow]

Ye this this guy has been around for a while now conning people out of there hard earned money.

But hell I guess if your foolish enough to believe the claims that a magical tweak can be made over a cell phone thousands of miles away thats is in no way hooked up to your system. Perhaps you deserve what you get.

I like this tidbit at the end. :D Customer should pay via Paypal or check/MO (payable to Geoff Kait) prior to calling Machina Dynamica via landline or cell phone. Machina Dynamica's Teleportation Tweak $60.

REGARDS SNOW

[PolkThug]

The Clever Little Clock, which is a Sharp digital alarm clock with an orange sticker on it looks like a great investment.

[michael_w]

That's because it's Clever. like a fox...

[RuSsMaN]

I almost want to pay the $60 just to 'hear' what it is.

[Jstas]

Why do his product descriptions never state what the damn thing is supposed to be doing let alone how it actually does it?

I gotta start robbing people like this myself. Maybe I'll get that Ferrari sooner than I had hoped?

[pearsall001]

Hell, I'd chip in a buck along with others just for the hell of it. Any takers? It would be worth it just to "hear" the phone call. Where else can you get such a good laugh for a buck!!! :D

[phuz]

I'd chip in.

Record it, then patent/copywrite it.. then shut em down. :P

[treitz3]

I'll chip in. It'll be worth the chuckle.:D

[edbert]

Umm, you can't patent/copyright crap or we'd all be sued for going to the bathroom everyday.

[phuz]

Umm, you can't patent/copyright crap or we'd all be sued for going to the bathroom everyday.

Thanks. I'll be sure to use my rhetorical/sarcasm tags next time so nobody feels the need to correct a silly joke and/or comment.

[edbert]

I thought that's what I was doing as well. ;)

Back to bashing this guy selling innovative audio components that are beyond our ability to comprehend.

[treitz3]

What? You don't believe it's true?:rolleyes:

[phuz]

I thought that's what I was doing as well. ;)

Back to bashing this guy selling innovative audio components that are beyond our ability to comprehend.

I didn't see the emoticon so I couldn't tell! :)

This guy has been doing this for yearrrrs. I think there was a post a while back about some magic chip or something that he was selling.

Found it. I even started it here: http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/showthread.php?t=25959&highlight=machina

[edbert]

Only the Tru-tone duplex cover (http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina44.htm), have you seen the quality of those things!?! I'm thinking of adding them all over the house! I can't wait to hear the beeps on the microwave with the improved soundstage and clarity with the use of this product. I'll probably be making TV dinners from now on just to hear that sweet sound. And can you imagine what using a speaker phone would be like? The possibilities are endless!

[treitz3]

Too funny.

[DarqueKnight]

Machina Dynamica is the audio version of those Nigerian "bank transfer" email scams.

[Toxis]

my brain hurts

[DarqueKnight]

I almost want to pay the $60 just to 'hear' what it is.


It is probably a double-speed recording, spoken in Latin and played in reverse, of someone saying "A fool and his money are soon parted."

[hearingimpared]

We should chip in a buck each. . . crowd around the phone, make the call, when the cookoo answers, blast him with the air horn and record the results. Decent hearing aids run around a couple of grand now-a-days.

[Fireman32]

Count me in for a buck!

[WilliamM2]

They have been discussing this over at Audio Asylum for a month or so, and just like magic cables, there are many who swear they hear a difference. Go figure...

[treitz3]

They need drug testing over there.

[hearingimpared]

They have been discussing this over at Audio Asylum for a month or so, and just like magic cables, there are many who swear they hear a difference. Go figure...

I feel a little hypocritical here cause I am a tweaker and swear by some tweaks and am beating on MD about this!:o Sometimes though it goes too far.

[WilliamM2]

Just a little? :confused:

[hearingimpared]

Just a little? :confused:

Yep, c'mon man this telephone tweak is a bit off the wall.

[treitz3]

Are you referring to the wall with the outlet covers that reduce resonance?:D

[hearingimpared]

Are you referring to the wall with the outlet covers that reduce resonance?:D

Now ya see that one has some merit to it. It could have some measure of room treatment to it, although, again at the risk of being hypocritical, that sounds a little goofy too.

[treitz3]

Well if that has merit, I have a body suit that I am developing that reduces resonance I'm planning on marketing for........ $200......... no........ $300......... no...........$329.99. Yeah, $329.99, plus tax.

I was going to sell it to Machina Dynamica, but I'll let it go to polk members for a discount of 10%.:D

[hearingimpared]

Well if that has merit, I have a body suit that I am developing that reduces resonance I'm planning on marketing for........ $200......... no........ $300......... no...........$329.99. Yeah, $329.99, plus tax.

I was going to sell it to Machina Dynamica, but I'll let it go to polk members for a discount of 10%.:D

Go get'em bodysuit man!:D :p

[Rivrrat]

So I'm confused. Does that tru tone plate work as a line conditioner requiring only one, or does it improve room accoustics requiring a room full of them?

[treitz3]

It's not a line conditioner at all. It's a fricken' wall plate with a VERY bad paint job on it. If you look closely, you can see the drips at the bottom. For all unused outlets, if you are that anal about resonance, just remove the outlet and sheetrock the damn thing in. If your entire room had........let's say 12 outlets, and 10 of them were unused, you'd have to blow $600.00 to "properly" control resonance. $720 if you wanted them on the used outlets.:eek:

My personal body suit is gonna have a nice pair of tits. That way I can fondle them whilst listening to non-resonated music.:D

[F1nut]

I almost want to pay the $60 just to 'hear' what it is.


It's reported to sound like someone banging on a kitchen pot for 30 seconds.

[snow]

It's reported to sound like someone banging on a kitchen pot for 30 seconds.:D
Geeze You would think for $60.00 you would get a little heavy breathing or something out of the deal. Being as you are getting screwed here. :p :eek: :p

[hearingimpared]

:D
Geeze You would think for $60.00 you would get a little heavy breathing or something out of the deal. Being as you are getting screwed here. :p :eek: :p

You forgot the kiss!!!:eek: :D

[Rivrrat]

It's not a line conditioner at all. It's a fricken' wall plate with a VERY bad paint job on it. If you look closely, you can see the drips at the bottom. For all unused outlets, if you are that anal about resonance, just remove the outlet and sheetrock the damn thing in. If your entire room had........let's say 12 outlets, and 10 of them were unused, you'd have to blow $600.00 to "properly" control resonance. $720 if you wanted them on the used outlets.:eek:

My personal body suit is gonna have a nice pair of tits. That way I can fondle them whilst listening to non-resonated music.:D

I'm sure there's someone out there that really buys into this, and you're bursting their bubble.

[snow]

You forgot the kiss!!!:eek: :D Well you can kiss your $60.00 goodbye hows that LMAOOO :p


REGARDS SNOW