Real Dolls, real creepy

[carpenter]

just when you think you've seen it all
http://feministing.com/archives/007346.html

[BaggedLancer]

Whoa

[JimBRICK]

what a F@cking weirdo.

[engtaz]

Sick. Probably thinks it better then mister hand.

[jakelm]

"My wife is such a Doll..I just love her to death"

[bobman1235]

Wow. Those things should just come with a suicide kit.

[blakeh]

"I think, um, the thing my father finds really difficult about my relationship with Xi-Xion is the fact that she's not alive -- you know she's not a human being."

What a close-minded jerk! I mean, geez, he wants his son to have a relationship with a real person?! What kind of horrible dad is he! :D

[Ricardo]

Those dolls are hot

[rskarvan]

So not hot.

[sucks2beme]

Add a pair of vifa tweeters, a couple of 6 1/2 " drivers.
New LSi series for the most diehard Polk fan.

[snow]

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[dorokusai]

I'd hit it.

[bobman1235]

But would you love it?

[exalted512]

I'd hit it.

same.
-Cody

[dorokusai]

But would you love it?

Nope, I'd treat her like crap after I was done with her.

[mantis]

Creepy man. What drives a person to find love in a doll??? Did a women do him or them so bad that they can't be around living women?? Is it better for them?? I don't get it.

I wonder if the doll comes with some kind of internal heater to make them feel warm??? One of the better qualities of a women.

Twisted no matter how you look at it.

[Silverti]

Wow............ Amazing

[treitz3]

Wow............ Amazing
So you are interested?

[RuSsMaN]

Where can I get one?

[disneyjoe7]

I don't think she too HOT... Do to the fact I think she would MELT. ;)

[RuSsMaN]

DJ, you seem like a guy that has a few of these - how are they, you know first hand?

[disneyjoe7]

Ok watched more of the video...


Just Fu*king SAD :(

[disneyjoe7]

DJ, you seem like a guy that has a few of these - how are they, you know first hand?


ROFLMAO :)


But no, but I was thinking you had a couple in your life.;)

[MSALLA]

Thats just nasty. I think at that point I would get my kid a hooker. Maybe it would jump start him to go after real non-rubber women.

[sucks2beme]

Thats just nasty. I think at that point I would get my kid a hooker. Maybe it would jump start him to go after real non-rubber women.


Most hookers would send him running back to the doll. Yuk!

[schwarcw]

I've just got two words, Mastercard or Visa?:p

[disneyjoe7]

I got two words also CASH and give different name.


No Russ I just read too my spy novels. ;)

[BIZILL]

be sure to clean and sterilize when finished.

[MSALLA]

Most hookers would send him running back to the doll. Yuk!


I really wouldn't know but I think I would try anything to get my son out of the house and away from his girlfriend the doll.

On a brighter note....That short made me feel really good about myself.

[sucks2beme]

I really wouldn't know but I think I would try anything to get my son out of the house and away from his girlfriend the doll.

On a brighter note....That short made me feel really good about myself.

Watch a few episodes of cops. The doll is creepy. The hookers are, well
creepy, dirty, and nasty. Time for a Russian mail order bride!

[hearingimpared]

Howard Stern was pushing the "Real Dolls" in the late 90s, I wonder if he's seen these scary dudes?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Astroglide!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Guns and swords!!!

"We can all turn to dust together!":eek: :eek: :eek:

[dorokusai]

I'm into the "chick" not cleaning the house but where's the bitching? Does she have a string? Is that an option?

[Silverti]

Im half tempted to see if used ones are on ebay... Anyone for sloppy seconds?

[treitz3]

What's sad, is the fact that there probably have been.:eek:

[blakeh]

I can see the ad in the FS forum now:

FS: Real Doll

Bought her from an authorized dealer (I am the original owner). No nicks or scratches (though there is some wear marks on her thighs). I'd give her a 8/10 only for age. She worked great, but I've decided to move up to another model with bigger woofers. And yes, before you ask, she is bi (ampable).

If you've ever wanted to own a beautiful piece of equipment, without having to wait to "break it in", now is your chance. I have original crate. Shipping will be $850 anywhere in the U.S. (the unit weighs 155 pounds!).

Originally paid $10,500 -- will part with for $5,500. No low ballers. Her name is "Clarice" and she likes hugs before she goes to sleep.

[hearingimpared]

I can see the ad in the FS forum now:

FS: Real Doll

Bought her from an authorized dealer (I am the original owner). No nicks or scratches (though there is some wear marks on her thighs). I'd give her a 8/10 only for age. She worked great, but I've decided to move up to another model with bigger woofers. And yes, before you ask, she is bi (ampable).

If you've ever wanted to own a beautiful piece of equipment, without having to wait to "break it in", now is your chance. I have original crate. Shipping will be $850 anywhere in the U.S. (the unit weighs 155 pounds!).

Originally paid $10,500 -- will part with for $5,500. No low ballers. Her name is "Clarice" and she likes hugs before she goes to sleep.


You are one sick pup!:D

[dane_peterson]

My wife and I actually sat down and watched that whole thing. To me, it's not as much creepy as it is just sad. How can people be so... bizarrely inhuman? I feel bad for them.

[RuSsMaN]

Can she do that shit with the knife like Bishop? If so, I'm so in.

[tom t]

joe, sounds like you want one. and here we have another thread thats all been downhill from the start. what a bunch of sick pups we all are,i love it!!

[hearingimpared]

joe, sounds like you want one. and here we have another thread thats all been downhill from the start. what a bunch of sick pups we all are,i love it!!

My wife can make all those "Real Dolls" run up a tree!:eek: :D

[WilliamM2]

I think the first guy has a real open minded Dad. I'd throw his ass (and the doll) out on the street.

[tom t]

think the first guy has a real open minded Dad. I'd throw his ass (and the doll) out on the street.

thats a good one, i think we all have too much time on our hands

[treitz3]

My wife and I actually sat down and watched that whole thing.
I am so sorry.

[Silverti]

$10 grand for one huh? Think I would get a better deal putting it into plastic surgery on the wife :)

[Ricardo]

$10 grand for one huh? Think I would get a better deal putting it into plastic surgery on the wife :)



You'll better pray she does not see this......

[BaggedLancer]

If i was that first camera man, I woulda slapped the doll to see what the guy did.

I made it about 5 minutes in and I'm scared.......

EDIT: 10 minutes in, the guy is making family photos with dolls......

What on earth is wrong with people?


Final Edit: Just made it through the entire video......that last guy having 8 of those things...at $4,000+ each.......holy crap.

[sucks2beme]

Howard Stern was pushing the "Real Dolls" in the late 90s, I wonder if he's seen these scary dudes?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Astroglide!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Guns and swords!!!

"We can all turn to dust together!":eek: :eek: :eek:

Howard Stern's fanbase is full of these guys. I think it might be safer that
these guys can't breed!:eek:

[Ricardo]

Worst part is the guy showing off the guns.......what a profile....

[BaggedLancer]

Worst part is the guy showing off the guns.......what a profile....

Atleast if he gets upset at the doll he can blow it away with his guns and not be convicted of murder. :rolleyes:

[Silverti]

Seriously though. If some of thsoe guys didnt have dolls, I be we would catch them on Dateline NBC.

[blakeh]

Another documentary piece (only about 2 minutes) on love dolls:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24351 (http://http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24351)

[WilliamM2]

Another documentary piece (only about 2 minutes) on love dolls:


No thanks. The first one was already more than I needed to know.

[wingnut4772]

Those guys are just one step away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."

[hearingimpared]

Atleast if he gets upset at the doll he can blow it away with his guns and not be convicted of murder. :rolleyes:

Not if there are any "Real Doll" owners on the jury!~!!!:rolleyes: :eek:

[dragon1952]

Hubba-hubba :)

[hearingimpared]

Those guys are just one step away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Yeah they do look and act that weird!

[Ricardo]

EDIT: Ok; messed up; this was supposed to go on the robot thread; duh.

[sdschwendener]

I watched this entire thing, im not sure how. What I can say is this represents a tiny tiny percent of people and they do not seem dangerous, except the guy with all the fire arms. Someone who needs a support structure such as a doll does not need guns with 32 round clips.

Regardless the last guy who owns 8 dolls and has the girlfriend actually has his head on straight.. he claims they are for masturbation only which is crazy. He owns a big house with a pool and 8 $4000 dollar dolls.. he has some money which makes me wonder if he would even have a relationship or the dolls if he didnt have that resource.

The real fear is once robotics gets so advanced that companies are licensing robots and they make these dolls animated "companions" that respond to voice and slight movements. Then we might see a problem occurring. This things are much much much larger in Asia from their asian counterpart companies.

What the issue comes down to is gender roles in society. This shows that men are just as insecure as some women are portrayed to be and that some men are unable to go up connect to a real female. Why should the men have to do this? Everything is unbalanced and this is proof.

[LessisNevermore]

I can see the ad in the FS forum now:

FS: Real Doll

Bought her from an authorized dealer (I am the original owner). No nicks or scratches (though there is some wear marks on her thighs). I'd give her a 8/10 only for age. She worked great, but I've decided to move up to another model with bigger woofers. And yes, before you ask, she is bi (ampable).

If you've ever wanted to own a beautiful piece of equipment, without having to wait to "break it in", now is your chance. I have original crate. Shipping will be $850 anywhere in the U.S. (the unit weighs 155 pounds!).

Originally paid $10,500 -- will part with for $5,500. No low ballers. Her name is "Clarice" and she likes hugs before she goes to sleep.

Bump to assist in quick sale.:p "Not bad, once you get past the used part"
:eek:

(how did I miss this thread the first time around?)
Am I the only one who required a double-take on the name of the feminist web site? (feministing)

[TNRabbit]

Can she do that shit with the knife like Bishop? If so, I'm so in.

Those guys are just one step away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."

I'm sitting here reading this sad-@$$ thread & these two gems just made me go into full scale giggling...hahahahhaha~! :D

[BIZILL]

damn, drudging up this old post i expected perhaps someone had put in a personal review. bummer.

[engtaz]

Wack

engtaz

[dragon1952]

I asked my wife for one for Christmas but I'm not holding my breath :(

[fatchowmein]

The real fear is once robotics gets so advanced that companies are licensing robots and they make these dolls animated "companions" that respond to voice and slight movements. Then we might see a problem occurring.

Yep. Once they roll out the Megan Fox action figure there won't be anyone left on this forum with more than 2 posts.

[disneyjoe7]

I asked my wife for one for Christmas but I'm not holding my breath :(



You're not planing to ever get it again huh?

[Toxis]

at least she'd never complain if you brought home a friend for a little extra fun...

[dragon1952]

You're not planing to ever get it again huh?

Get what? :confused:

[Polkitup2]

Get it, you know.... :eek:

[dragon1952]

OH....that! :rolleyes: No, we're just friends.

[disneyjoe7]

OH....that! :rolleyes: No, we're just friends.



Ok then carry on. ;)


I would prefer something a bit warmer, but that just me. :rolleyes:

[shadowofnight]

Yep. Once they roll out the Megan Fox action figure there won't be anyone left on this forum with more than 2 posts.


:D Her likeness doll will be released like most power tools...triple insulated.


http://www.polkaudio.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=37117&d=1229448358

[Jstas]

:D Her likeness doll will be released like most power tools...triple insulated.


Competition: It's why your woman will never let you see Transformers

All I did was mention Transformers and my woman says to me "Oh my God! Megan Fox is sooooooo hot!" I stared at her in stunned silence and she asked what was wrong. I said "I...I...I..." and she says "Oh my God, if you don't think she's hot I'm leaving you 'cause you're gay!" That was an enlightening conversation.

[mhardy6647]

All I did was mention Transformers and my woman says to me "Oh my God! Megan Fox is sooooooo hot!" I stared at her in stunned silence and she asked what was wrong. I said "I...I...I..." and she says "Oh my God, if you don't think she's hot I'm leaving you 'cause you're gay!" That was an enlightening conversation.

Certainly enlightening in the context of ambiguous gender roles in the early 21st Century ;-)

[ben62670]

I want one that looks like Janet Reno.
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:kFdpl6SACdsJ::www.gambits.com/politics/janet-reno-update.jpg

[shadowofnight]

All I did was mention Transformers and my woman says to me "Oh my God! Megan Fox is sooooooo hot!" I stared at her in stunned silence and she asked what was wrong. I said "I...I...I..." and she says "Oh my God, if you don't think she's hot I'm leaving you 'cause you're gay!" That was an enlightening conversation.

Funny you mention that, there have only been 2 women my wife mentioned were "Hot"....and not just the standard "Pretty" which she says a lot..they were Megan and Charlize Theron .

[dragon1952]

I want one that looks like Janet Reno.
http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:kFdpl6SACdsJ::www.gambits.com/politics/janet-reno-update.jpg

OMG....is that slobber hanging from her mouth? :confused:

[ben62670]

OMG....is that slobber hanging from her mouth? :confused:

No I made a deposit:eek:

[dragon1952]

No I made a deposit:eek:

:eek:

Well I hope you got change back :D