Real Dolls, real creepy

[carpenter]

just when you think you've seen it all
http://feministing.com/archives/007346.html

[BaggedLancer]

Whoa

[JimBRICK]

what a F@cking weirdo.

[engtaz]

Sick. Probably thinks it better then mister hand.

[jakelm]

"My wife is such a Doll..I just love her to death"

[bobman1235]

Wow. Those things should just come with a suicide kit.

[blakeh]

"I think, um, the thing my father finds really difficult about my relationship with Xi-Xion is the fact that she's not alive -- you know she's not a human being."

What a close-minded jerk! I mean, geez, he wants his son to have a relationship with a real person?! What kind of horrible dad is he! :D

[Ricardo]

Those dolls are hot

[rskarvan]

So not hot.

[sucks2beme]

Add a pair of vifa tweeters, a couple of 6 1/2 " drivers.
New LSi series for the most diehard Polk fan.

[snow]

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[dorokusai]

I'd hit it.

[bobman1235]

But would you love it?

[exalted512]

I'd hit it.

same.
-Cody

[dorokusai]

But would you love it?

Nope, I'd treat her like crap after I was done with her.

[mantis]

Creepy man. What drives a person to find love in a doll??? Did a women do him or them so bad that they can't be around living women?? Is it better for them?? I don't get it.

I wonder if the doll comes with some kind of internal heater to make them feel warm??? One of the better qualities of a women.

Twisted no matter how you look at it.

[Silverti]

Wow............ Amazing

[treitz3]

Wow............ Amazing
So you are interested?

[RuSsMaN]

Where can I get one?

[disneyjoe7]

I don't think she too HOT... Do to the fact I think she would MELT. ;)

[RuSsMaN]

DJ, you seem like a guy that has a few of these - how are they, you know first hand?

[disneyjoe7]

Ok watched more of the video...


Just Fu*king SAD :(

[disneyjoe7]

DJ, you seem like a guy that has a few of these - how are they, you know first hand?


ROFLMAO :)


But no, but I was thinking you had a couple in your life.;)

[MSALLA]

Thats just nasty. I think at that point I would get my kid a hooker. Maybe it would jump start him to go after real non-rubber women.

[sucks2beme]

Thats just nasty. I think at that point I would get my kid a hooker. Maybe it would jump start him to go after real non-rubber women.


Most hookers would send him running back to the doll. Yuk!

[schwarcw]

I've just got two words, Mastercard or Visa?:p

[disneyjoe7]

I got two words also CASH and give different name.


No Russ I just read too my spy novels. ;)

[BIZILL]

be sure to clean and sterilize when finished.

[MSALLA]

Most hookers would send him running back to the doll. Yuk!


I really wouldn't know but I think I would try anything to get my son out of the house and away from his girlfriend the doll.

On a brighter note....That short made me feel really good about myself.

[sucks2beme]

I really wouldn't know but I think I would try anything to get my son out of the house and away from his girlfriend the doll.

On a brighter note....That short made me feel really good about myself.

Watch a few episodes of cops. The doll is creepy. The hookers are, well
creepy, dirty, and nasty. Time for a Russian mail order bride!

[hearingimpared]

Howard Stern was pushing the "Real Dolls" in the late 90s, I wonder if he's seen these scary dudes?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Astroglide!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Guns and swords!!!

"We can all turn to dust together!":eek: :eek: :eek:

[dorokusai]

I'm into the "chick" not cleaning the house but where's the bitching? Does she have a string? Is that an option?

[Silverti]

Im half tempted to see if used ones are on ebay... Anyone for sloppy seconds?

[treitz3]

What's sad, is the fact that there probably have been.:eek:

[blakeh]

I can see the ad in the FS forum now:

FS: Real Doll

Bought her from an authorized dealer (I am the original owner). No nicks or scratches (though there is some wear marks on her thighs). I'd give her a 8/10 only for age. She worked great, but I've decided to move up to another model with bigger woofers. And yes, before you ask, she is bi (ampable).

If you've ever wanted to own a beautiful piece of equipment, without having to wait to "break it in", now is your chance. I have original crate. Shipping will be $850 anywhere in the U.S. (the unit weighs 155 pounds!).

Originally paid $10,500 -- will part with for $5,500. No low ballers. Her name is "Clarice" and she likes hugs before she goes to sleep.

[hearingimpared]

I can see the ad in the FS forum now:

FS: Real Doll

Bought her from an authorized dealer (I am the original owner). No nicks or scratches (though there is some wear marks on her thighs). I'd give her a 8/10 only for age. She worked great, but I've decided to move up to another model with bigger woofers. And yes, before you ask, she is bi (ampable).

If you've ever wanted to own a beautiful piece of equipment, without having to wait to "break it in", now is your chance. I have original crate. Shipping will be $850 anywhere in the U.S. (the unit weighs 155 pounds!).

Originally paid $10,500 -- will part with for $5,500. No low ballers. Her name is "Clarice" and she likes hugs before she goes to sleep.


You are one sick pup!:D

[dane_peterson]

My wife and I actually sat down and watched that whole thing. To me, it's not as much creepy as it is just sad. How can people be so... bizarrely inhuman? I feel bad for them.

[RuSsMaN]

Can she do that shit with the knife like Bishop? If so, I'm so in.

[tom t]

joe, sounds like you want one. and here we have another thread thats all been downhill from the start. what a bunch of sick pups we all are,i love it!!

[hearingimpared]

joe, sounds like you want one. and here we have another thread thats all been downhill from the start. what a bunch of sick pups we all are,i love it!!

My wife can make all those "Real Dolls" run up a tree!:eek: :D

[WilliamM2]

I think the first guy has a real open minded Dad. I'd throw his ass (and the doll) out on the street.

[tom t]

think the first guy has a real open minded Dad. I'd throw his ass (and the doll) out on the street.

thats a good one, i think we all have too much time on our hands

[treitz3]

My wife and I actually sat down and watched that whole thing.
I am so sorry.

[Silverti]

$10 grand for one huh? Think I would get a better deal putting it into plastic surgery on the wife :)

[Ricardo]

$10 grand for one huh? Think I would get a better deal putting it into plastic surgery on the wife :)



You'll better pray she does not see this......

[BaggedLancer]

If i was that first camera man, I woulda slapped the doll to see what the guy did.

I made it about 5 minutes in and I'm scared.......

EDIT: 10 minutes in, the guy is making family photos with dolls......

What on earth is wrong with people?


Final Edit: Just made it through the entire video......that last guy having 8 of those things...at $4,000+ each.......holy crap.

[sucks2beme]

Howard Stern was pushing the "Real Dolls" in the late 90s, I wonder if he's seen these scary dudes?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Astroglide!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Guns and swords!!!

"We can all turn to dust together!":eek: :eek: :eek:

Howard Stern's fanbase is full of these guys. I think it might be safer that
these guys can't breed!:eek:

[Ricardo]

Worst part is the guy showing off the guns.......what a profile....

[BaggedLancer]

Worst part is the guy showing off the guns.......what a profile....

Atleast if he gets upset at the doll he can blow it away with his guns and not be convicted of murder. :rolleyes:

[Silverti]

Seriously though. If some of thsoe guys didnt have dolls, I be we would catch them on Dateline NBC.

[blakeh]

Another documentary piece (only about 2 minutes) on love dolls:

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24351 (http://http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=24351)

[WilliamM2]

Another documentary piece (only about 2 minutes) on love dolls:


No thanks. The first one was already more than I needed to know.

[wingnut4772]

Those guys are just one step away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."

[hearingimpared]

Atleast if he gets upset at the doll he can blow it away with his guns and not be convicted of murder. :rolleyes:

Not if there are any "Real Doll" owners on the jury!~!!!:rolleyes: :eek:

[dragon1952]

Hubba-hubba :)

[hearingimpared]

Those guys are just one step away from "It puts the lotion in the basket."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Yeah they do look and act that weird!