Hey TroyD!!!....WHASSSUP ?!!

[beardog03]

Troy, just thought I`d say Hey !!
how`s it going?
Are you okay ?


Thoughts and prayers are with ya.....


Hey Bro, what`s the temp right now, where your at


Hope all is well...

Take care, be safe

[disneyjoe7]

Troy, Hope all is well...


Troy back to Beardog well it's 136f in the shade, it's like you step into a blow dryer.

[hearingimpared]

Is it freezing cold at night in the desert?

[disneyjoe7]

Oh a I forgot that fact, been in the hell it's 94f at 11pm FLORIDA to long :)

[mrbigbluelight]

Watch out for the camel spiders, and stay safe.

[beardog03]

too much heat for me...!

It`s real windy here in the Bay Area (Cali)
Might even get some rain.....

[beardog03]

my son showed me pics of him holding up one of those spiders..!

Damn !

That`s just wrong !

[hearingimpared]

Nasty!

[danger boy]

Nasty!

what the hell is that thing? if that's a spider... that's the biggest damn spider i've ever seen. holy shhhhhhhittttttttt! :eek:

[hearingimpared]

Ha ha ha, all the vampires start crawling out of the woodwork!!!:D ;)

[disneyjoe7]

Well when you said "Camel Spider" I was thinking something that "Bugged" camels. Not something the size of CAMELS WTF...

[F1nut]

I'm here.

[hearingimpared]

I'm here.

So am I. I know Troy is lurking somewhere . . . but who knows where?

[hearingimpared]

Well when you said "Camel Spider" I was thinking something that "Bugged" camels. Not something the size of CAMELS WTF...

They don't bug camels they EAT THEM!:eek:

[TroyD]

Things are going well!!

It's not too bad, around 95 I think...which, really isn't too bad. At night it gets into the 70's I'd guess. I'm up north so it's not as miserable as some places farther south. The hottest place on the planet is Qatar. When I was there, even at midnight it was hotter than two squirrels f**king in a wool sock.

I got a funny story about camel spiders.....Couple years ago, I was taking a dump in one of the bathroom trailers (called Cadillacs because unlike portajohns...they got all the bells and whistles). Anyhow, I'm sitting on the throne in the dark, minding my own business and this camel spider was crawling over the top of the stall and somehow managed to fall in my lap.

Shit you not, I ran a quarter of a mile in about 3 seconds screaming with my drawers around my ankles. Scared the shit out of me.

Thanks for thinking of me, brohams. Hoist one for me at PF this year, eh?

BDT

[F1nut]

Shit you not, I ran a quarter of a mile in about 3 seconds screaming with my drawers around my ankles. Scared the shit out of me.



WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The mental image of that is killing me.....

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[engtaz]

I just spit up my drink reading your story TroyD. Prayers go out to the solders and stay safe.

[hearingimpared]

Things are going well!!

It's not too bad, around 95 I think...which, really isn't too bad. At night it gets into the 70's I'd guess. I'm up north so it's not as miserable as some places farther south. The hottest place on the planet is Qatar. When I was there, even at midnight it was hotter than two squirrels f**king in a wool sock.

I got a funny story about camel spiders.....Couple years ago, I was taking a dump in one of the bathroom trailers (called Cadillacs because unlike portajohns...they got all the bells and whistles). Anyhow, I'm sitting on the throne in the dark, minding my own business and this camel spider was crawling over the top of the stall and somehow managed to fall in my lap.

Shit you not, I ran a quarter of a mile in about 3 seconds screaming with my drawers around my ankles. Scared the shit out of me.

Thanks for thinking of me, brohams. Hoist one for me at PF this year, eh?

BDT


This is signature material.

[ESAVINON]

Check out this link: http://www.camelspiders.net/

[george daniel]

Stay safe ,Troy,,you are in our thoughts and Prayers.

[janmike]

Safe trip Troy.

[Fireman32]

Stay safe bro. I will hoist one for ya at PF.

[treitz3]

Thanks for the morning chuckle Troy! Too funny!

Have a great day bud.

[cfrizz]

Stay safe Troy & keep a look out for spiders!

[pearsall001]

Keep safe & I thank you for all you're doing for us!! Take your pistol into the throne, you might need it with those fugly, huge suckers!!

[disneyjoe7]

Shit you not, I ran a quarter of a mile in about 3 seconds screaming with my drawers around my ankles. Scared the shit out of me.





Can you re-enact that for us during a PF one day ??????

[Polkersince85]

Scared the shit out of me.

That's why they put them in there, so that you won't spend too much time in the toilet.

Stay safe.

[beardog03]

Now that`s funny...!!

I bet you do a quick look around the cadillac before ya drop trow now, don`t ya ?!

[schwarcw]

Glad to hear that you are doing well Troy! Stay safe!

[hearingimpared]

Some common Camel Spider Myths:

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get there name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. Send us your myths for inclusion here...


THE FACTS

Most of these claims are false or greatly exaggerated.

1. Camel spiders top speed - 10 mph.

2. Size: Up to 6 inches

3. They have no venom.

4. They don't jump.

5. Called camel spiders because they live in the desert.

Damn, I liked the myths better!

[beardog03]

all the pic`s I have seen, they are bigger than 6"

maybe that`s just thier bodies without the legs.....they still seem bigger than that.


10 mph ?
how fast can you run ?!! (hopefully 11-12mph !!) :D