You know you're over the hill

[sucks2beme]

...when you get a AARP membership invite in the mail!
Damn, where did the time go?

[wingnut4772]

...when you get a AARP membership invite in the mail!
Damn, where did the time go?

Congratulations!!!!:D :D That's a badge of honor as far as I am concerned. :D

[George Grand]

And you're DEFINITELY on the other side of the hill ............

WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAKE UP AND GO TO THAT F*CKING JOB ANYMORE! (like I don't)

Just a part-timer now, making maybe one "guest" appearance there a week.

[janmike]

Ok, now that I know what that means Congrats. I hope you are a few years away from it.

[wingnut4772]

What age is it exactly that you get that invitation?;)

[George Grand]

I started getting them when I was about 45.

[Jstas]

I've been getting them for two years already and I'm only 30.


Somebody must have told them about my gray hair.

[wingnut4772]

I started getting them when I was about 45.

really!? That young? Wow. I guess I only have 15 years to go.;)

[George Grand]

Kids. Crack me up.


John, they're probably for your dad.

[RuSsMaN]

George, don't they PAY you to NOT show up now?

I still can't wrap my brain around THAT arrangement.

[George Grand]

That Russ is exactly correct, I get paid NOT to show up. It could be my personality that has these checks rolling in. Now try and wrap around this ......
In addition to paying me NOT to show up, THEY GIVE ME EVEN MORE MONEY IF I DO! I love this country!

[shack]

I've been throwing about 2 or 3 AARP letters a month in the trash for quite some time now. I AM old enough to take advantage of their stufff...I just don't want to.

[Silverti]

Old farts! :P

[George Grand]

It's not us "old farts" that are turning our noses up at decent stereo gear for ipods. That's YOUR crowd.

[beardog03]

GG is a Pimp !!

[Silverti]

It's not us "old farts" that are turning our noses up at decent stereo gear for ipods. That's YOUR crowd.

ya no kidding. My wife bought me a $400 IPOD and Ive used it like 2 times in the past 1.5 years.

[cfrizz]

I haven't gotten one yet Darla & I'm 46. So there is hope.

Watch, now that I've said it, there will probably be one in the mail for me tomorrow.:rolleyes:

[Rivrrat]

I've gotten one, and I'll be 49 in Jan. My wifer is a bit older than me, and she belongs, but I don't believe we've taken them up on any offers.

[Jstas]

Kids. Crack me up.


John, they're probably for your dad.

My dad has been a member for 10 years already and he doesn't live at 3807 Hamilton Dr.

[sucks2beme]

Well, I'm not buying a fast car or an 18 year old blonde.
I did go out and get the parts to set up my music server.
Guess I'm on a downward spiral now!

[Early B.]

I recently bought a pair of nose hair clippers, so it won't be long now...

[sucks2beme]

The hair on my head is thinning. The hair on my ears gets thicker every day.

[George Grand]

I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.

[jgido759]

What age is it exactly that you get that invitation?;)

My daughter started receiving them around her 18th birthday! :eek:

Damn computer glitch.

[sucks2beme]

I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.

There was this guy I knew about 7 years ago that had the nose hair
from hell. One day, he finally shows up with it all neatly trimmed.
Another guy walks up and says "You look different. Did you shave your
moustache?" He says, no I never had a moustache. "Really? I could of sworn
you had a moustache last time I saw you." A bunch of us were trying
real hard not to crack up. I try hard NOT to let my problem get that bad.
Ears, nose, damn eyelashes, everwhere but the top of my head. Nature
is cruel.:mad:

[ninerbj]

Viagra anyone??

[sucks2beme]

Viagra anyone??
Haven't had a problem with THAT yet!

[ninerbj]

You don't have to have THAT problem for Viagra. I found it works great for pounding nails and hanging wet towels.

[bikezappa]

I've toyed with the idea of putting my nose and ear hair in braids.

I thought you were growing the Frank Zappa face hair?

[George Grand]

In 6 months or so Peter, when I'm no longer a member of the Air Guard, I'm growing the best Zappa you ever saw.

For what it's worth (and to Theresa's dismay), you can't do Viagra and blood pressure meds together.

[cfrizz]

Well now that you no longer have the aggravation of a day in day out job, your blood pressure should start to come down!

[bikezappa]

In 6 months or so Peter, when I'm no longer a member of the Air Guard, I'm growing the best Zappa you ever saw.

For what it's worth (and to Theresa's dismay), you can't do Viagra and blood pressure meds together.

And what would happen to you if you started a Zappa face hair ensemble now while in the Guard?

Will after photos be show?

[hearingimpared]

You know you are over the hill when . . .


. . . you start parting the hair on your back that use to be on your head!



AARP, ha ha ha, I've been getting mail and email from them since I turned 47. I think I am going to join. Every thing I've been going for lately, hotel room, rental car, mortgage & life insurance, auto ins. etc, someone invariably askes if I have an AARP membership for the discount.

[petrym]

I grew a handlebar mustache after I got out the AF… the wife *hated* it. Then I grew a beard, it looked good, but I lost a lot of smooch time with the wife. Now I’m a smoothie again!

I sing in a Barbershop Quartet, the other three guys all wear goatees and glasses; I don't wear glasses and have no facial hair... cue Sesame Street song: “One of these things is not like the other” :D