Polk Standard Time?

[George Grand]

The Polk clock is WAY OFF. I am going to post this at PRECISELY 11:15:00PM. Let's see what the Polk clock says.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[George Grand]

Eleven minutes off. Pathetic. Don't question my timepiece, it's a radio-controlled watch, reset EVERY DAY by radio-waves, to within ONE BILLIONTH of a second of the exact time.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[RuSsMaN]

George 'Atomic Clock' Grand

[George Grand]

F!%#in' A baby!

George "AC" (never DC) Grand

[I-SIG]

I figured you were the atomic clock!

Wes

[-justin-]

Now look, do I really have to go into the details of why we keep the Polk clock a little fast? Ok, here it goes:

Micah: Ahh! I gotta get outta here, it's 5:30!
Paul: Oh, it must be, look at the time.

~Justin

[George Grand]

Oh man! That's it, I'm telling Paul. Oh YOOO-HOOO,
PAUL!

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)