"F" word for acceptable use

[Frank Z]

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word
has been considered acceptable for use.



They are as follows:



11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"



-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912





10. "What the @#$% was that?"



-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945





9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"



-- Custer, 1877





8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."



-- Einstein, 1938





7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"



-- Picasso, 1926





6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"



-- Pythagoras, 126 BC





5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"



-- Michelangelo, 1566





4. "Where the @#$% are we?"



-- Amelia Earhart, 1937





3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"



-- Noah, 4314 BC





2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"



-- Bill Clinton, 1998





and a drum roll please............!



1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*ing mad."



-- Saddam Hussein, 2003

[mhardy6647]

Remember that none other than the late Norman Mailer coined the word "fug" to skirt the censors back in the bad old days.

The epithet, of course, was later appropriated by the celebrated band, the Fugs.

[Sherardp]

Those are pretty @%#*ing funny. Excellent read.

[treitz3]

Fookin' A

[nms]

That was #@$#%ing hilarious!

[BaggedLancer]

?? The F word is always acceptable and part of my vocabulary....other than on job interviews and speaking with bosses, unless they use it frequently like my last one. :)

[shadowofnight]

The only person that I have never let loose a barage of f-bombs around is my mother...never once let one out in her presence.

[shadowofnight]

speaking with bosses, unless they use it frequently like my last one. :)

Mine have all used it often ...I guess being the boss of a bunch of techs that 8 out of 10 were in the military its pretty much required.

[Silverti]

Remember that none other than the late Norman Mailer coined the word "fug" to skirt the censors back in the bad old days.

The epithet, of course, was later appropriated by the celebrated band, the Fugs.

Or "Frack" from the origional Battle Star Galactica



"Where the frack did all of these Cylons come from"




There’s also the Smurfs. I’m absolutely sure "smurf" was used a few times that you could questionably fill in the blanks like "I want to smurf with Smurfette"

[BaggedLancer]

The only person that I have never let loose a barage of f-bombs around is my mother...never once let one out in her presence.

Same here, although I use other common swears. However when I make a negative comment on my moms cooking i get assaulted with F you, I'm never cookin you another F'n thing, F' yourself, etc.

[shadowofnight]

Same here, although I use other common swears. However when I make a negative comment on my moms cooking i get assaulted with F you, I'm never cookin you another F'n thing, F' yourself, etc.

You actually kept breathing after making a negative comment on your moms cooking :eek:

[lightman1]

Construction worker here. Liberal use of F@ck is a job requirement.

[Samantha31]

I'm sending this around work tomorrow....at the convent....along with 'How to poop at work"

[BaggedLancer]

I'm sending this around work tomorrow....at the convent....along with 'How to poop at work"

Make sure you include the part about "listing" your equipment.......:rolleyes:

[hearingimpared]

I never use the "F" word, I just say FUCK!:eek::D:D

[lightman1]

I never use the "F" word, I just say FUCK!:eek::D:D

Well...then..Fuck it is!

[mrbigbluelight]

Make sure you include the part about "listing" your equipment.......:rolleyes:

How about some f****ng pix, please !


:)

[disneyjoe7]

F&cking Nice :)

[brettw22]

The rest of that email is HILARIOUS as well.........i wish i had that from 12 years ago when I got it, but the whole writeup was beyond laugh out loud funny.........good stuff.

[fatchowmein]

The full, uncensored quote.


"@#$% it. Let's roll."

--Todd Beamer, 2001

[thejck]

custer was a f!(%!^& idiot...

[mrbigbluelight]

custer was a f!(%!^& idiot...

"Custer was a f***ing pu**y !"

..."We Were Soldiers", Plumley perking up Hal Moore.


:)

[Mother Mooch]

Those are pretty @%#*ing funny. Excellent read.


:D:D

[jakelm]

"Your out of your F*&^ing mind!!!"

-- Russ, F1Nut, TroyD

"This f$%^ing thread is closed"

---~Justin~

[jakelm]

"Damn that little motha f$%^ing, c%^k sucking, b^&ch ass, bastard, jedi is good"

---Vadar

[Samantha31]

Here's a couple added by one of the girls at work...

"This is @#$%ing boring, I will be in my @#$%ing cabin having a drink.

- Captain Joseph Hazelwood of the Exxon Vadez - 1989

or

These @#$%ing smarties taste @#$%ing horrible Carl.

- Ben Johnson - 1988 Olympics

[MSALLA]

The only person that I have never let loose a barage of f-bombs around is my mother...never once let one out in her presence.

Same here. I did hear her say it once and I though the world had stopped spinning for a second. The whole house ran to see what could have been so bad .

[audiobliss]

What had happened?? :D