Very stange indeed....

[RuSsMaN]

....today I have had the weirdest gas. Just had a tombstone last night with a little fresh garlic, and today....whoa nellie.

Not your average 'POOOOOOOOON' or 'FLUUBUBUBUBUB'. Today they sound like someone, say, touching live jumper cables together.

More like a 'SPAAANK' if you will. A very 'electrical' sound, almost harsh. Very powerful, very fast, and very amusing. I have been in my office by myself, laughing all day long.

Cheers,
Russ

[Aaron]

You go, gas-master! It sounds like your gas is very tight and defined...nothing muddy about its presentation. Musical, if you will. You must be putting a lot of power through those cheeks.

Aaron

[wangotango68]

it must be a east cost thing!!

scott:confused:

[wangotango68]

coast

scott:p

[RuSsMaN]

Scott, see the handy 'edit' button? A Tejas thing actually....

Yeah, I think I might just throw these bad-boys (underwarez) out when I get home. Feels like some cake batter back there.

R

[George Grand]

Russ,
I'm excited that you decided to share that with us.

Personally, I don't hold my flatus for anyone. You can get a wicked stomach ache that way. I know that you guys don't want me to get a stomach ache.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[TroyD]

I NEVER hold it in for a myraid of reasons not the least of which I still find humor in flatulence. That and I don't feel the need to impress anyone.

George,
You should explain the whole "tea bagging" concept to the group.

Troy

[I-SIG]

I had a few beer pharts this morning, but nothing on the scale of RuSsMaN! Sounds like they might have been a little on the wet side to me. As long as they don't start sounding like a 115kV switch getting opened up, we'll be okay!

Wes

[RuSsMaN]

BOOM.

Anyone tired of memory lane yet?

I didn't think so.

[TroyD]

Keep 'em coming Uncle Remus.

BDT

[Fireman32]

Damm these are some old posts. But very funny though. Russ you crack me up man.

[AndyGwis]

Nothing's changed since then. You are still a flatulent son of a bitch, Russ.

[TN_Polk_Lover]

Why would I ever need to buy another movie ticket, or another comedy DVD, or watch another TV sitcom? I get all the laughs I need right here on the Polk Forum. My wife probably thinks I'm crazy. I've been LMAO for about the last 20 minutes reading these old posts.

Keep 'em coming!

[BobMcG]

Enjoy the sonic symphony, just stay away from open flames. :p

[schwarcw]

I think that I'll have some marinated artichoke hearts and a few cold ones for lunch! I'll go to the Library around 3:00 to scare away the old bitties:eek:

[BobMcG]

Stupid me, I didn't even look at the date, but there's old SCOTTO!!! :D

[Bill Ayotte]

I almost had a nasty shart the other day.....Good thing I didn't take a risk and lose.....