Afghan Solution?

[George Grand]

We need to airdrop sharp knives, and pictures of the INSIDES of U.S. shopping malls and supermarkets to the Afghan women. Anybody think most of the Taliban schmucks WOULDN'T have their throats slit while they slept once their babes got a load of those pictures?

Unconventional problems require unconventional solutions.

Capture Bin Laden, and give him a heart transplant. Using the heart of a pig. Then keep him alive rather than execute him.

George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)

[CHRIS]

I think thats to good for him. He should be covered with honey or sugar watter and staked over a fire ants nest. I know what just a few feel like when they bite can't imagine thousands. I put a rattle snake, dead, over a nest on time and it was bones the next day. If you have never encountered a fire ant you can't understand. George's idea would take care ofhis followers.
Chris

[BobMcG]

Now, in addition, if we could only figure out a way to bombard them with non-stop 24/7 rap music at high volume through Blose speakers...

[Aaron]

....they wouldn't feel the annoying bass. So, what we need to do is send over a fleet of Rice Rockets! That would drive those rag heads nuts and make them deaf in no time!

Aaron

[PETERNG]

If we capture the freak, I would like to take George’s option first, then put him on front of the 12 men firing squad, shoot him anywhere from the hip down… give him some medical treatment to stop the bleeding, then do Chris’ option. There is no mercy for this as* h*le…
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