this is odd.. there is a lady balling her head off at my house

[danger boy]

This lady.. mid 30's stops her car right outside my house.. and is crying up a storm because her car died.. I think it just ran out of gas.. but she's hystrical.. she's on the cell phone talking to her husband. but that's not helping.

I don't know what to do.... she won't stop crying. :confused:

[Libertyc]

Hit it...



N/M

[TroyD]

I dunno, maybe get off your ass and see if she needs help?

BDT

[madmax]

She seems to be having a tough time and probably feels she is all on her own. Help her out and show here there really are people who care. A woman I worked with in MD ended up in that position. She thought she was totally on her own and was a mess. Its sad but sometimes people get it in their mind that there is no help out there for someone in distress. When I first saw it I didn't understand it. She was still in the same state by the time she showed up for work. It can look like a hard heartless world out there until someone lends a hand.
madmax

[daboyz]

Hit it...



N/M

+1 if it looks good.

[danger boy]

Ok. i went to see if she needs help.. and she called her husband to come over.. but I guess I learned my lesson.. never approach someone while carrying a woodman's ax :p

[shack]

Hit it...



N/M

I dunno...I'm pretty sure this is NOT going to happen....

[mantis]

I dunno, maybe get off your ass and see if she needs help?

BDT


2nd that

[danger boy]

her husband arrived now, she's calmed down. but the husband is cute. LOL

[madmax]

You carried an ax out to a woman in trouble crying out for help? Maybe she has a right to be distressed in her current position?? :)
madmax

[madmax]

her husband arrived now, she's calmed down. but the husband is cute. LOL

Sounds like the husband is the one who should be distressed...:eek:
madmax

[petrym]

Hit it...

You don't know danger boy, do you... ;)


DB, I'm sure she was "bawling", not "balling"... which to someone my age means something completely different! :D

[shack]

Sounds like the husband is the one who should be distressed...:eek:

Ya think?!?! A man with an axe approaches you...AND thinks you're cute.

Distressed may not be the correct term...

[petrym]

< -- cue banjo music -- >

[madmax]

I've met danger before. He seems like a good guy.
madmax

But with an ax in his hands, may want to rethink that one... :)

[Ron-P]

+1 if it looks good.

...or take a few shots, then hit it. Finish off with a donkey punch.

[danger boy]

You carried an ax out to a woman in trouble crying out for help? Maybe she has a right to be distressed in her current position?? :)
madmax

i know.. bad choice huh? :eek:

[seeclear]

DB, I'm sure she was "bawling", not "balling"...


Yeah, no kidding! I had a completely different picture of what was going on.:eek:;)

[danger boy]

You don't know danger boy, do you... ;)


DB, I'm sure she was "bawling", not "balling"... which to someone my age means something completely different! :D

my bad... i know the difference now. ;)

[janmike]

No comment. Just WOW.

[danger boy]

they are waiting for a tow truck.. i guess it's not just empty on gas. and i'm grilling chicken hindquarters.. marinated in herbs. Yum. will post pics later. ;)

[danger boy]

ok dinners ready and they got the car going. not sure what the problem was.. either way. i'm hungy.. :p

[petrym]

ok dinners ready and they got the car going. not sure what the problem was.. either way. i'm hungy.. :p

Nice legs DB. ;)

[danger boy]

Nice legs DB. ;)

and the chicken's not bad either. :p

[madmax]

ok dinners ready and they got the car going. not sure what the problem was.. either way. i'm hungy.. :p


Oh, so now I see why you had an ax... Seems that the chicken should have been the one in distress... :D
madmax

[daboyz]

If you woulda invited her up for some chicken you mighta been able to hit it......

[mrbigbluelight]

they are waiting for a tow truck.. i guess it's not just empty on gas. and i'm grilling chicken hindquarters.. marinated in herbs. Yum. will post pics later. ;)

2 Points I'd like to make:

1. Grilling chicken hindquarters .... ?!?!
2. Marinated in Herb's what ?


I'm beginning to see why you went after the nice lady with the axe, Danger Boy ..... or should I say, "Son of Sam" !!! :eek:

[george daniel]

No comment. Just WOW.

+ 1,,,,

[tonyb]

This lady.. mid 30's stops her car right outside my house.. and is crying up a storm because her car died.. I think it just ran out of gas.. but she's hystrical.. she's on the cell phone talking to her husband. but that's not helping.

I don't know what to do.... she won't stop crying. :confused:


Ok dude,don't take this the wrong way.......well f%ck that,take it anyway you want......A lady is crying in front of your house and your first responce is to run to the computer and ask for advice???:confused:

Must be a generation thing...I dunno.

[Lasareath]

Did you use the axe on the chicken?

[MikeC78]

I would of told her to get lost and go cry elsewhere.:rolleyes:

[amulford]

Nice looking chicken...

[madmax]

Was that really chicken on the grill? :eek:

[dane_peterson]

This is quite possibly the most bizarre thread I've ever read. I have nothing else to say, but...

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[danger boy]

Was that really chicken on the grill? :eek:

well the ax is clean now.. shhhh... tastes just like chicken to me. ;)

[Rivrrat]

well the ax is clean now.. shhhh... tastes just like chicken to me. ;)

And I just watched Sweeny Todd last night.

[BaggedLancer]

Atleast he said chicken hindquarters....and not chicken breasts....then we should have worried.

[petrym]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Great one BL! :D

[bdaley6509]

Ok dude,don't take this the wrong way.......well f%ck that,take it anyway you want......A lady is crying in front of your house and your first responce is to run to the computer and ask for advice???:confused:

Must be a generation thing...I dunno.

LOL. I thought the same thing. Imagine if it took place in pre-Internet times...

"Dear Abby,
Some lady is balling outside my house. Help! What should I do?"

[danger boy]

LOL. I thought the same thing. Imagine if it took place in pre-Internet times...

"Dear Abby,
Some lady is balling outside my house. Help! What should I do?"

I did go see what she needed.. but I had to tend the grilled chicken first. :p

I don't think anything was actually wrong with her car.. I think she had a nervous breakdown. When the hubby showed up, he was rather stern and didn't want me to interfere at all. then they spent about 20 minutes sitting in her car looking over paperwork.

So they may be going thru a D I V O R C E :confused:

And I turned to the internet because I knew you knuckleheads would respond promptly :p :p ;)

[George Grand]

Couple of warning shots would've cleared that jam-up in no time.

[disneyjoe7]

So they may be going thru a D I V O R C E :confused:




Divorce ;) So maybe you could have HIT IT :D


Or maybe you liked the other one :rolleyes: :confused: :cool: