Laptops make my ***** sweat. . .

[SolidSqual]

God I wish someone would make a laptop that didn't heat up like a radiator. My balls are sweating in my little apartment with this thing on my lap.

Seriously, this thing saves on the gas bills in the winter, but it's just too damn hot in the summer.

Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?

[Demiurge]

God I wish someone would make a laptop that didn't heat up like a radiator. My balls are sweating in my little apartment with this thing on my lap.

Seriously, this thing saves on the gas bills in the winter, but it's just too damn hot in the summer.

Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?

Rosie O'Donnel.

[schwarcw]

Use a try table.

Check out these aluminum trays with cooling fans. Look here (http://www.sportsimportsltd.com/comlapnotsta.html)

[janmike]

Are you drunk Mike?

[schwarcw]

Are you drunk Mike?

LOL!:D

[amulford]

Anyone got any ideas to chill my balls?

Spend some time with my ex...

[SKsolutions]

What are you wearing?

[hockeyboy]

I have the same problem. I just put my balls in a glass of ice with a pillow in my lap.

[Rivrrat]

Gold Bond medicated powder, and a bag of ice.

[Face]

Gold Bond medicated powder, and a bag of ice.
The one in the green bottle works great.

[Libertyc]

My balls are always sweaty

[Gadabout]

I carry one of these with my laptop and it helps prevent cheese in the testicular region..

- Targus Portable Lap Desk (http://www.targus.com/us/product_details.asp?sku=PA243U)

It also works great on a desk, as a wedge to elevate the laptop and let the air circulate.

[disneyjoe7]

Sweaty Balls?

Ice Cubes ;)

[shadowofnight]

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[danger boy]

yeah get one of them ball cooling fans they sell at Best Buy. LOL

[michael_w]

I just use a piece of mdf a little wider than the lappy itself for room for a mouse. Works great. Has "feet" to lift up the laptop a little bit for more airflow since it can get hot depending on what it's doing.

[MikeC78]

It's good for you, kills babies.

[Lasareath]

Gold Bond medicated powder, and a bag of ice.

WOW!!, When I put that stuff on I'm on FIRE!!!

[Demiurge]

Gold Bond is mentholated. ;)

[exalted512]

Icy Hot on your balls.
-Cody

[disneyjoe7]

I think while one is drinking a cold one, a cold one should be place next to balls for proper laptop in use ball cooling.

[SolidSqual]

Are you drunk Mike?

Oh man I might of had a few last night. I tried putting the bottles I was double fisting between my legs, but that just spoiled my beer after a few minutes.

The tray idea on the lap is a pretty good idea. I'm not sure I want to buy one with fans . . . that's just another gadget to break.

Finally, sorry for dropping the word "Balls" in the forum title. I didn't know it was a member of the four letter word club.

[MikeC78]

Next time be proper, use the word testicles instead.;)

[sucks2beme]

you know, I don't think I've ever tried to use my laptop in my lap.
I think it's a term that shouldn't be taken literally.
Get yourself a laptop stand. Or one of those other "sharper image"
gadgets you always see in the airlines mags. There's a proper time
and place for "private" sweating.

[Rivrrat]

Icy Hot on your balls.
-Cody

I accidentally did that when I wrestled in HS.

You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:

[janmike]

Oh man I might of had a few last night. I tried putting the bottles I was double fisting between my legs, but that just spoiled my beer after a few minutes.

The tray idea on the lap is a pretty good idea. I'm not sure I want to buy one with fans . . . that's just another gadget to break.

Finally, sorry for dropping the word "Balls" in the forum title. I didn't know it was a member of the four letter word club.

You're a riot Mike. A few - right. The definition of a few according to the student definition is adding a zero at the end of the number. 1 becomes 10; 2 becomes 20..... :D

As for NOT knowing about 4 letter words, let me get this straight. You have completed your undergrad degree and are currently in the midst of a post graduate education - Law if I'm not mistaken. :) :confused: Carry on.

[Face]

You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:
I know someone who did the same thing, except with pepper spray. :D

[sucks2beme]

I accidentally did that when I wrestled in HS.

You should always wash your hands before taking a leak if you've been using Icy Hot. :eek:

We may have coated a few guys straps with it without their knowledge.
always good for cheap amusement.

[SolidSqual]

You're a riot Mike. A few - right. The definition of a few according to the student definition is adding a zero at the end of the number. 1 becomes 10; 2 becomes 20..... :D

As for NOT knowing about 4 letter words, let me get this straight. You have completed your undergrad degree and are currently in the midst of a post graduate education - Law if I'm not mistaken. :) :confused: Carry on.

I'll be the first to admit that I've never learned anything in school. I'm not a complete waste of life though, I work and go to school.

In fact, right now I'm not a student at all but an INTERN! That title not only gave me this new laptop (which inspired this sweaty b@!ls thread) but also gives every female associate on staff the license to oggle my cute ass.

God I love life . . . oh shyte! Almost dropped my beer. All this Menthol cream has numbed my hands. Well gotta go fellas I need to pee.

[janmike]

You're hilarious Mike. Go get'em. :D

[F1nut]

Rosie O'Donnel.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SolidSqual]

I just wanted to offer an update. The 17 year old kid at the Mac store guaranteed my balls would not sweat under my new powerbook. Well, he liiied . . .

[dorokusai]

What an intellectual thread compared to those that could be created in regards to something audio related. If you segway into a balls vs audio rant, it really wouldn't suprise me.

[SolidSqual]

God, Mark audio's not everything. Sometimes a man is defined by his balls. I don't want to be Mr. "sweaty balls."

Does anyone know if the temperature of a computer affects its digital output? Perhaps my lap acts as vibration isoation?

[Zero]

Dammit Nancy Drew - Stop being such a girl, man up, and take a bit of heat...and for the love of whatever audio deity you pray to - stop using your sweaty-balls laptop as a source for your hi-fi.

[SolidSqual]

Dammit Nancy Drew - Stop being such a girl, man up, and take a bit of heat...and for the love of whatever audio deity you pray to - stop using your sweaty-balls laptop as a source for your hi-fi.

Hold up there Zero Hero I'm just dabblin' with what's projected to be the new audio frontier. My CDP is not going anywhere anytime soon.

What are you two doing on my sweaty balls thread anyway? Where are all the chicks?

[michael_w]

Perhaps my lap acts as vibration isoation?

Throw your cd player on your lap and let us know Mr. Sweaty Balls ;)

[danger boy]

just get a chill pad and hopefully your sweaty balls will disappear :p

[Face]

Going to pick one of these up tonight.

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/assets/product_images/380/7208214783091P.JPG

Can even be powered via USB.

http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?order_num=-1&SKU=14783091