rs159
01-16-2003, 05:44 PM
Hello, I am doctor Blo$e. Over 40 years ago I went hifi shopping and decided that I could build a speaker inferior to those avalible at the time. I decided I would offer these speakers at rediculously high price points to make consumers think they were world class products. My efforts have been a resounding success. Today, Blo$e makes some of the world's worst speakers at premium prices.
Not only are we experienced in the art of building rediculously priced, very poor sounding speakers, but we are also masters of attempting to cheat the laws of physics. Our acoustic waveguide system trys to create deep bass, extended highs, and a wide soundstage from two four inch drivers at the end of 7 feet of plastic tubing spaced at a stagaring distance of one foot for optimum stereo imaging.
But we aren't entirely focused on research of rediculous concepts that defy the very laws of physics. In fact, most of our profits go straight to marketing. This allows us to maintain our ideal of making inferior audio products that are touted as true hi-fidelity devices.
To quote a review an enthusiastic listener once posted on this very board - "No highs, no lows, must be Blo$e"
Your friend,
Dr. Blo$e
Not only are we experienced in the art of building rediculously priced, very poor sounding speakers, but we are also masters of attempting to cheat the laws of physics. Our acoustic waveguide system trys to create deep bass, extended highs, and a wide soundstage from two four inch drivers at the end of 7 feet of plastic tubing spaced at a stagaring distance of one foot for optimum stereo imaging.
But we aren't entirely focused on research of rediculous concepts that defy the very laws of physics. In fact, most of our profits go straight to marketing. This allows us to maintain our ideal of making inferior audio products that are touted as true hi-fidelity devices.
To quote a review an enthusiastic listener once posted on this very board - "No highs, no lows, must be Blo$e"
Your friend,
Dr. Blo$e