Male vs. Female Friendships

[mr smith]

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


So true

[metal83]

Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:
A man didn't come home one night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.


So true

LOL...Sounds about right.

[hearingimpared]

My wife would have just slapped me lieu of the question.

[nikolas812]

Hilarious. I'm still lol...


So true though..



Nick

[comfortablycurt]

How true...

That reminds me of the Captain Morgan(?) commercial where the guys are all hanging out at the bar, and then the wife calls him. Everyone in the bar goes silent and then starts imitating different TV shows and newscasters...I've always loved that commercial...lol

edit-This commercial,

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[hearingimpared]

LOL! That is a great commercial.

[metal83]

how true...

That reminds me of the captain morgan(?) commercial where the guys are all hanging out at the bar, and then the wife calls him. Everyone in the bar goes silent and then starts imitating different tv shows and newscasters...i've always loved that commercial...lol

edit-this commercial,


That's a good one...lol

[Rivrrat]

I showed this to my wife, she didn't see the humor in it. :confused:

[metal83]

I showed this to my wife, she didn't see the humor in it. :confused:

My fiancee got a kick out of it, and then said i better not do something like that...lol :eek:

[comfortablycurt]

My fiancee got a kick out of it, and then said i better not do something like that...lol :eek:

I think you should definitely try it. Let us know how it goes after she's done kicking your ass...:p

[metal83]

I think you should definitely try it. Let us know how it goes after she's done kicking your ass...:p

I think i'll pass, i'd rather not be "cut off" if you catch my drift. lol

[comfortablycurt]

I think i'll pass, i'd rather not be "cut off" if you catch my drift. lol

Oh come on...whats the fun in that? You need to take a chance man! Where's your sense of adventure?:p

[metal83]

Oh come on...whats the fun in that? You need to take a chance man! Where's your sense of adventure?:p

I've been with her for about 7yrs, i've taken numerous chances with all sorts of different things.....lol :p

[hearingimpared]

EKKKKKKK:eek: "cut-off." Reminds of Ms. Bobbit.

[Keiko]

How true...

That reminds me of the Captain Morgan(?) commercial where the guys are all hanging out at the bar, and then the wife calls him. Everyone in the bar goes silent and then starts imitating different TV shows and newscasters...I've always loved that commercial...lol

edit-This commercial,

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Friendship among Women:
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.


All them women lied. They all knew the reason she didn't come home was because she had a
little Captain in her. :rolleyes:

[Keiko]

So true my arse! :eek: :p

[metal83]

EKKKKKKK:eek: "cut-off." Reminds of Ms. Bobbit.

:eek::eek::eek:....I didn't even think of like it that, OUCH!!!! lol

[Ron-P]

ahhhh, nevermind.

[LessisNevermore]

I've been with her for about 7yrs, i've taken numerous chances with all sorts of different things.....lol :p

Try introducing her as your "future ex-wife"........:D:D

[Ron-P]

One thing I found out about last week is that it's a very slippery-slope with male and female friendships. They don't always stay "friendly" and can damage the friendship forever, which really sucks.

[hearingimpared]

One thing I found out about last week is that it's a very slippery-slope with male and female friendships. They don't always stay "friendly" and can damage the friendship forever, which really sucks.

Amen!

[george daniel]

The Cap'n Morgan vid is just great.:)

[metal83]

Try introducing her as your "future ex-wife"........:D:D

Hmmmmmm, maybe i'll say that sometime to see what kind of reaction i get....lol :eek::D

[comfortablycurt]

Hmmmmmm, maybe i'll say that sometime to see what kind of reaction i get....lol :eek::D

There had better be a camera around when you try that. Pics are a necessity for this. A video camera would be even better.:p

[metal83]

There had better be a camera around when you try that. Pics are a necessity for this. A video camera would be even better.:p

Ummmmmmm.....No thanks, i think i'll pass on that one....lol haha :p

[comfortablycurt]

Ummmmmmm.....No thanks, i think i'll pass on that one....lol haha :p

Yeah, I figured you'd say that. I was just going out on a limb there...lol

[metal83]

Yeah, I figured you'd say that. I was just going out on a limb there...lol

No harm in trying..lol :p