Would you??? [Archive]

metal83

02-20-2009, 03:58 AM

Go to Jail for one full year, if upon your release you're handed $1 million in cash?

I heard this question on the radio today while i was working. A lot of callers said they would do it, but only if they could be guaranteed that they would not have to worry about "dropping the soap"...lol :eek::eek::eek:

leroyjr1

02-20-2009, 04:00 AM

No way in hell would I do it. Not worth it.

Sherardp

02-20-2009, 04:05 AM

I'm a big guy, so yeah I could do it and hold my own. As for dropping the soap, they havent gone to liquid in there yet?

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 04:07 AM

I would absolutely, without question go to jail for one year for one million dollars.

Are we talking county jail? Prison? Solitary confinement with Big Bubba?...lol

Assuming that it's prison...Hell yes. You'd get used to it after the first couple weeks. The year would be gone before you know it. It's not as if you're locked up in one room the whole time...you still have a job that you go and do every day, you get to go outside for a while every day...there's exercise equipment and whatnot.

edit- Wait...is this one million tax free? That could change things.

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 04:09 AM

I'm a big guy, so yeah I could do it and hold my own. As for dropping the soap, they havent gone to liquid in there yet?

lol...You can still drop the bottle in that case though.

Keiko

02-20-2009, 04:22 AM

I would absolutely, without question go to jail for one year for one million dollars.

No need for anymore trips to the PLaSMa CeNTeR. And if Bubba busted a roid, you'd get it
all back. :eek: ;)

Sherardp

02-20-2009, 04:32 AM

Man this is too funny, but I'm with Curt on this one, gotta be tax free. I get to excercise, kick back, etc.

Give me a cool pair of Converse, and I'd be Ballin'!

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 04:37 AM

No need for anymore trips to the PLaSMa CeNTeR. And if Bubba busted a roid, you'd get it
all back. :eek: ;)

Exactly...except for the bubba part. I don't exactly picture myself as the "getting ass raped in prison" type...lol It would be great to be able to quit taking these bi-weekly trips to the plasma center though. It's really starting to take a toll on me. I've lost like 45 pounds in the last week. Is that bad?...lol

If I came out with a million dollars...I would be building a badass sound system. In my new house at that. I'd go and pick it all up in my new car as well. Though I might have to end up taking the new truck instead, just to fit it all.

Then the rest of the money would get put into savings, and I'd be able to live fairly comfortably for the rest of my life. Granted I'd still have to work...but not quite as much...lol

metal83

02-20-2009, 04:38 AM

I'm a big guy, so yeah I could do it and hold my own. As for dropping the soap, they havent gone to liquid in there yet?

I couldn't tell you, i've never been to jail....:p;)

I'm honestly not sure if i'd do this or not. It's a lot of money, but also a long time. I'm willing to bet a year in jail would feel much longer than a year of freedom. I guess i'd have to have the offer actually presented to me to really know if i'd do it or not.

The things i could do with $1 million though...."daydreams"...(maybe i would do it) :D

leroyjr1

02-20-2009, 04:42 AM

Curt wouldn't make it. He wouldn't be able to post for a whole year.:p

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 04:46 AM

Curt wouldn't make it. He wouldn't be able to post for a whole year.:p

That would be the primary drawback...I'd definitely have some catching up to do once I got out.:p

I'd have plenty to post about though once I went out and spent a chunk of my million on a ton of audio gear...lol

F1nut

02-20-2009, 04:46 AM

Curt wouldn't make it. He wouldn't be able to post for a whole year.:p

Nail, head, hammer....that kinda thing.

metal83

02-20-2009, 04:58 AM

That would be the primary drawback...I'd definitely have some catching up to do once I got out.:p

I'd have plenty to post about though once I went out and spent a chunk of my million on a ton of audio gear...lol

They have the internet in jails now don't they (i seriously wouldn't be surprised)?....:p

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 05:03 AM

They have the internet in jails now don't they (i seriously wouldn't be surprised)?....:p

Only if you're a politician, or a celebrity as important as Paris Hilton.:p

No...they don't have the internet in jails though...at least not that I'm aware of...lol Unless you're one of the above mentioned "important people".

Keiko

02-20-2009, 05:12 AM

I'd do it, IF, I got my own private cell. My rig & a Lazyboy. Steak and lobster dinner twice a week. And if all the clean hookers were put in my crib for the weekends with a couple ounces of blow. :p

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 05:16 AM

I'd do it, IF, I got my own private cell. My rig & a Lazyboy. Steak and lobster dinner twice a week. And if all the clean hookers were put in my crib for the weekends with a couple ounces of blow. :p

I'm pretty sure they can usually arrange that.

I've heard that the hookers and blow in jail are second to none.

I wonder what kind of acoustics you'd get in a 6x8 concrete cell with a metal bunk and all bars for one of the walls...hmm...

Knucklehead

02-20-2009, 09:23 AM

tax free in a county jail.......maybe....in the BIG HOUSE getting banged by Mr BIG who's in good with the Warden....HELL NO! :D

wingnut4772

02-20-2009, 10:32 AM

I would totally do it but it's probably different in women's prison. (start cheesy 70's bam chicka bow wow music.):D

BrettT1

02-20-2009, 10:43 AM

A million bucks?! Where do I sign up?

obieone

02-20-2009, 08:09 PM

I would totally do it but it's probably different in women's prison. (start cheesy 70's bam chicka bow wow music.):D

Thanks! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get off.

Literally:eek::p

Face

02-20-2009, 08:12 PM

Woman's prison is much different.

For everyone who said yes, you have no idea.

BrettT1

02-20-2009, 09:31 PM

you have no idea.

I had to do 5 yrs in my younger/wilder days. DUI... 4 of 'em. I hope no one looks down on me due to this. The only problem I had in prison was not being able to see my family and other loved ones while I was there.

Keiko

02-20-2009, 09:41 PM

I had to do 5 yrs in my younger/wilder days. DUI... 4 of 'em. I hope no one looks down on me due to this. The only problem I had in prison was not being able to see my family and other loved ones while I was there.
I hope you learned your lesson. And no, I won't look down on you.

BrettT1

02-20-2009, 09:47 PM

All this happened 15 years ago. I'm glad that I never injured anyone. I paid my debt long ago.

Ron-P

02-20-2009, 09:52 PM

Sure, if it was an all women's prison.

BrettT1

02-20-2009, 09:54 PM

I think a year in Iraq or Afganistan would be worse conditions.

And..... that won't pay near as much!

cfrizz

02-20-2009, 09:57 PM

comfortablycurt

02-20-2009, 10:10 PM

For everyone who said yes, you have no idea.

I beg to differ. I do have a bit of an idea.

obieone

02-20-2009, 10:34 PM

Hmmm you guys seem WAAAAY to eager. Lets change this to doing a year in that prison in AZ with that no nonsense sheriff. That way when you got out in a year you will have TRULY earned that 1 mill!

So who's willing to go to the slammer now?

Sheriff Arpaio is my HERO. And NO I wouldn't want to spend a year under him;)

Although.....I imagine his jail is safer than most prisons:rolleyes:

pearsall001

02-20-2009, 11:35 PM

Not if it's taxable income!!! :(

Danny Tse

02-20-2009, 11:49 PM

If tax-free, I will even drive myself to the closest one to where I live....which just so happens to be a minimum security prison next to an IMAX theater and Barnes and Noble bookstore

Otherwise, I don't think so. Ok, maybe the women's prison.

BeRad

02-21-2009, 12:13 AM

If I still had my job when I got out, I'd do it for 500 k. (assuming that's tax free)
250k I'd have to think long and hard about it, any less, not a chance.

I'd do 2 years for 5 mil.

(how can you tell that I don't have a wife and/or kids) :)

mrbigbluelight

02-21-2009, 12:21 AM

Well, I don't have anything big planned for the next year, so I'm ready.

I'm also willing to post full frontal nudity pix for $100 ...... AND a nice TT.
I may be easy, but I'm not cheap.

Retro152

02-21-2009, 12:41 AM

Hmmm you guys seem WAAAAY to eager. Lets change this to doing a year in that prison in AZ with that no nonsense sheriff. That way when you got out in a year you will have TRULY earned that 1 mill!

So who's willing to go to the slammer now?

Makes' all the inmates wear pink prison outfits, along with a steady diet of baloney sandwiches, and virtually no privleges. That would be a truly earned 1 million.:p

messiah

02-21-2009, 02:53 AM

Sign me up right now!! I make about 50 to 60k a year, so I can take one year off, and make what I would make in the next 20 years? Hell yeah!! Have fun working while I retire lol.

Keiko

02-21-2009, 05:09 AM

I served 6 years in the US Army. Close enough. Where's muh money b*tch!?! :p

CRESCENDOPOWER

02-21-2009, 05:51 AM

Not if it's taxable income!!! :(

I agree it's just not enough! Now, 20 million bucks means I am ready to go to the slammer for 365 days, and deal with anything that comes along.

danger boy

02-21-2009, 05:57 AM

I would only do it if I had my pet chimp with me.. he's got a very bad temper. :eek: :confused:

and NO jokes about spanking the monkey :p

Keiko

02-21-2009, 07:28 AM

and NO jokes about spanking the monkey :p

How about spanking the Chimpo? Punching the Clown? Beating the Bishop? Jerkin' the Gurkin?
Flogging the Dolfin? Clearing the Snorkle? Or sparring with the one eyed Wonder Worm?

HB27

02-21-2009, 08:29 AM

I'd do it if it was tax free and in cash. No checks or money orders!!!. Hell, I've been married I figure I can handle about anything.

Lasareath

02-21-2009, 08:51 AM

I agree it's just not enough! Now, 20 million bucks means I am ready to go to the slammer for 365 days, and deal with anything that comes along.

True Dat! And you can find 5 of the Biggest Stongest MF's and pay them 1 million each to protect your ass for the year!

goingganzo

02-21-2009, 02:02 PM

i would do it if i could be put in a women prisson (i am a man) even for 500k just give me some marvon gay

cfrizz

02-21-2009, 02:28 PM

:rolleyes: Who said any of them would be interested in YOU? By now, many would have already found out just how useless you would be after the first time.

In order to survive in a womens prison, you would have to be able to keep up & we all know that's NOT possible!:p:D

i would do it if i could be put in a women prisson (i am a man) even for 500k just give me some marvon gay

Face

02-21-2009, 04:05 PM

Woman's prison is not like the movies...you're lucky if you find one with a full set of teeth. :D

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 04:30 PM

eff that Bubba probably has AIDS!:eek:

obieone

02-21-2009, 04:38 PM

I don't think it would be THAT bad:p

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

MrNightly

02-21-2009, 04:53 PM

I don't think it would be THAT bad:p

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

That is freakin' hilarious!

I loved some of those bios... what a riot!

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 04:56 PM

i don't think it would be that bad:p

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

LessisNevermore

02-21-2009, 05:44 PM

just give me some marvon gay

What the hell is that? Apply directly to the forehead?:D:D

Hobbyguy

02-21-2009, 05:47 PM

At least in a womens prison you wouldn't have to worry about getting spiked in the endzone....I think.

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 06:29 PM

What the hell is that? Apply directly to the forehead?:D:D

Rotflmao!

cfrizz

02-21-2009, 06:40 PM

Maybe not with what you are thinking about. However, there are probably plenty of brooms, mops etc around!:eek::p:D

At least in a womens prison you wouldn't have to worry about getting spiked in the endzone....I think.

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 06:45 PM

Maybe not with what you are thinking about. However, there are probably plenty of brooms, mops etc around!:eek::p:D

Ouch you just made me shift positions in my chair.:eek:

cfrizz

02-21-2009, 06:59 PM

SCORE!!!!:D:eek::cool::p;):D

Ouch you just made me shift positions in my chair.:eek:

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 07:01 PM

SCORE!!!!:D:eek::cool::p;):D

Lol!

LessisNevermore

02-21-2009, 07:02 PM

SCORE!!!!:D:eek::cool::p;):D

Thank you for reaffirming my belief that ladies are every bit as twisted as males......:D:D:D

SolidSqual

02-21-2009, 07:04 PM

I'm a big guy, so yeah I could do it and hold my own. As for dropping the soap, they havent gone to liquid in there yet?

I heard they switched to powdered soap because although you can't drop liquid soap, it can be used to "grease the skid" so to speak.

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 07:04 PM

Thank you for reaffirming my belief that ladies are every bit as twisted as males......:D:D:D

Are you kidding, Cathy is every bit a lady but she sure is one of the boys.;)

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 07:06 PM

I heard they switched to powdered soap because although you can't drop liquid soap, it can be used to "grease the skid" so to speak.

No way! That would be like using sand!!!:eek::eek::eek:

mrbigbluelight

02-21-2009, 07:12 PM

Wow !! A prison chick dating service and it's FREE !!!! Wooo-hoooo !!!

:D

I was scoping out this little filly

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/gloria-10440.htm

.... noticed that's she's only 4 days older than me ..... also

Activities in prison: Tennis, studying Italian and French, music

From this prison penpal site ( http://www.prisonpenpals.com/15022014b.html ), I see she has a release date of 09/20/2019.
Only have to wait 10 years !!
Woooooo-hoooooo !!

LessisNevermore

02-21-2009, 07:12 PM

Are you kidding, Cathy is every bit a lady but she sure is one of the boys.;)

I wasn't suggesting anything otherwise!:D;)

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 07:13 PM

mrbigbluelight

02-21-2009, 07:15 PM

Are you kidding, Cathy is every bit a lady ;)

....despite some of the best efforts of some of Polk's Finest, alas .... it is true !!

:o

Slut !!

...no, not Ms. Cfrizz, I'm talkin' about HI.

;)

hearingimpared

02-21-2009, 07:18 PM

....despite some of the best efforts of some of Polk's Finest, alas .... it is true !!

:o

Slut !!

...no, not Ms. Cfrizz, I'm talkin' about HI.

;)

LOL! Iv'e been called worse.:eek:

cfrizz

02-21-2009, 08:12 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!

All you guys are sick puppies!:eek::D

cfrizz

02-21-2009, 08:23 PM

:D My dear sir, you put a bunch of us together & you boys would be running for the nearest exit in a state of TOTAL panic!

Trust me, we can match & beat you with ease in this dept. But as I've said before, we usually are WAY more discreet about it & wait until it's just us girls to have one of those discussions.

Nothing like being a human being, and an AMERICAN! This kind of talk in other countries would get me stoned to death!:eek:

Thank you for reaffirming my belief that ladies are every bit as twisted as males......:D:D:D