Math Problem

[F1nut]

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100% ?

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT LIKE THAT BEFORE, HUH?

[MxStYlEpOlKmAn]

hardwork never killed anyone, but why take a chance?

[scottvamp]

I'd want to be a:

B R O W N - N O S E R
2-18-15-23-14-13-15-19-5-18 = 142% :lol:

[PolkThug]

I like this math problem better than the bullet math problem.

[Ricardo]

Won't take you as high as asskissing...but not bad:

HONESTY
8+15+14+5+19+20+25 = 106%

See? Things are not so bad ;)

[hearingimpared]

Good thought provoking thread!

[mrbigbluelight]

Being an "Ass Kisser" will get you 109 %, which seems to serve people quite well.

Thanks for unlocking that secret forumula, F1.

[treitz3]

So that's why bullshit has worked so well.:D

Must.....try......harder.

[F1nut]

Toby must have been bored today. ;)