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danger boy
03-05-2009, 01:45 PM
Oh boy! :eek: :confused:

can he at least admit that he's a has been? he needs new dance moves..he's been doing the same thing for what, 30 yrs now?
Retro152
03-05-2009, 02:36 PM
Eeeheeeeeeee!:p
cnh
03-05-2009, 02:39 PM
I have to agree with you. What is 'he' thinking, and what time capsule is he living in? In this economy who's going to pay big bucks to see him perform?

If I were him I'd stay away from the U.S. market and tour the Pacific rim where faded pop stars seem to have some staying star power for whatever reasons.

cnh
Danny Tse
03-05-2009, 03:08 PM
I have to agree with you. What is 'he' thinking, and what time capsule is he living in? In this economy who's going to pay big bucks to see him perform?

I think he will do fine in Europe and in Asia. In the US, maybe....I'd see him since I've never seen him live. But that's just me.
dkg999
03-05-2009, 03:21 PM
Maybe he'll be the warm-up act for the Brittney Spears tour :rolleyes:
SolidSqual
03-05-2009, 03:23 PM
Shouldn't he have some arthritis by now?
metal83
03-05-2009, 03:33 PM
I thought he was too busy playing with little kids. :rolleyes:
(Sick F***)
Motzart
03-05-2009, 03:40 PM
Shouldn't he have some arthritis by now?

More like super glue to hold his face on!
Michael The Human Potato Head.....His 1st new Cd should be called "Wack-Job" or "Wacko-Jacko".
I have seen some wEiRd musicians in my time but this Guy hasta be king of em all!!!
Just the fact the Guy can't stand being Black shows He don't have em all!!
No thanx to his Parents IMHO

Probably needs more money to fix his face and bleach his skin again. :rolleyes:

http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jackson.jpg
jacob.simpson
03-05-2009, 03:42 PM
Need a Barf Bag now .............
Motzart
03-05-2009, 03:45 PM
I thought he was too busy playing with little kids. :rolleyes:
(Sick F***)

Agree 150%!!
To think it's ok to have Kids in bed with Him along with His other wEiRd misconceptions the Guy should be in a Mental Institution under lockdown.
Knucklehead
03-05-2009, 10:55 PM
Michael Jackson was spotted in our local WAL MART recently.....he heard little boys underwear was half off!:eek:
ND13
03-05-2009, 11:56 PM
Another sign of the Apocalypse!!!
Toolfan66
03-06-2009, 12:08 AM
Im sure his monkey is happy now that MJ has more time for him.
danger boy
03-06-2009, 12:11 AM
despite the accusations of him dinking young boys.. lets keep this thread on topic.

here is what one article said about MJ.. and it's just a brief part of the entire article.. but it says it all.


The statement said: "Michael Jackson has not played a series of concerts since he last toured 12 years ago.

Jackson said: "I am coming to London to play the songs my fans want to hear."
The star last performed in 2006, at the World Music Awards, also in London.
But he disappointed fans at that event by singing just a few lines of We Are The World. He last toured 12 years ago.

C'mon MJ this is not 1982 where you were the bomb... you are washed up.. and people will only see your concerts for the freak show aspect. Plus he probably needs the $$ now too.
Keiko
03-06-2009, 02:10 AM
*Perk* Freak Show! :p
LessisNevermore
03-06-2009, 04:13 AM
Comeback?
I thought that was one of the charges he faced.
Sherardp
03-06-2009, 06:54 AM
I have a friend out here in Japan that brought him through Tokyo for like 3-4 days. Japanese were paying 70-90K a ticket just to have lunch with this guy. Needless to say my friend made out very well over the promo.
Motzart
03-06-2009, 08:21 AM
A promoter goofed......
Brittney's album shoulda been Michaels....CIRCUS! :D

Come on folks step right up......
Come see the Zebra Man with no face.....
10th wonder of the natural world.....
Mothers keep your children at a distance!
bopicasso
03-09-2009, 02:37 PM
He has some kind of flesh eating disease on his face from a nose job gone bad, so if he is coming back he will be wearing a mask in the videos and on tour.. lol
Face
03-09-2009, 06:40 PM
Anyone see the actual announcement? He's scarier than ever.
hearingimpared
03-09-2009, 06:51 PM
His chin and nose are just gruesome.
DarqueKnight
03-09-2009, 08:35 PM
I have to agree with you. What is 'he' thinking, and what time capsule is he living in? In this economy who's going to pay big bucks to see him perform?

He is still immensely popular around the world. People are quite eager to overlook an entertainer's faults, no matter how grevious, if the provided entertainment value is high enough.

MJ is typical of any six year old with legal adult status and with millions of dollars and who is surrounded by legions of "yes men" and "yes women" whose salaries are paid by him.

Like many child stars, MJ's emotional development came to an abrupt halt when he was pushed into the entertainment business at the tender age of six. The appropriate social skills and mental safeguards against bizarre, aberrant behavior that most of us develop through normal interaction with peers and authority figures was denied him while growing up.

Therefore, what seems crazy to us seems perfectly normal to him. Think back, if you can, to who you were when you were six. Now think of how you would have turned out had you had all the rights and privileges of an adult and the money to do pretty much whatever you wanted.

The saddest thing about all this is that he does not have even one person close to him that is genuinely interested in him as a person and in his welfare and happiness. It's not that such people don't exist, it's just that he pushes them away whenever they try to talk some sense into his head. Sort of like the kid who hates the strict, yet caring, parent and who adores and clings to the permissive, yet irresponsible, parent.

The ironic thing is that, minus all the bizarre behavior and hideous plastic surgery, he would be a revered, respected, handsome, and wealthy 50 year old with many more positive artistic contributions yet to come.
dorokusai
03-09-2009, 08:38 PM
blah blah, he sucks.
DarqueKnight
03-09-2009, 08:46 PM
Literally?
dorokusai
03-09-2009, 08:47 PM
I wear a sequined condom when I listen to his music. I made it with my BeDazzler.
ckphoto
03-14-2009, 10:48 AM
Personally he and anyone who supports him disgust me.
metal83
03-14-2009, 11:58 AM
As i said in the beginning of this thread............."Sick F**K"!
stuwee
03-15-2009, 04:58 AM
More like super glue to hold his face on!
Michael The Human Potato Head.....His 1st new Cd should be called "Wack-Job" or "Wacko-Jacko".
I have seen some wEiRd musicians in my time but this Guy hasta be king of em all!!!
Just the fact the Guy can't stand being Black shows He don't have em all!!
No thanx to his Parents IMHO

Probably needs more money to fix his face and bleach his skin again. :rolleyes:

http://thedailyfix.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/michael_jackson.jpg

LOL! That reminds me of "Death Becomes her"

"How do you lose a F*@kin can of spray paint" ~ Merle Streep

Michael had to add 2 more weeks in London, those crazy Brits! ;)