Farting...

[Ethancf]

Ok guys....how many of you think it's funny when somebody cuts one in public? Do you laugh, are you offended, or do you just move on past the crop dusting? :D

[nguyendot]

I'm usually the do-er not the observer... Call it a side effect of a high metabolism.

Today I had a can of hormel hot-dog chili and hot dogs at our pot luck.

Someone in the elevator is about to have a bad day..hehe

[megasat16]

Laughing or commenting about the smell will offend the person who farts. It's natural for one to fart but some guys are jerks who likes to do it often in public. When I smell the stinks, I just hold my breath and get out of there as quick as I can. If I want to let the gas out, I just usually walk away from anyone as far as possible and let it out.

[Knucklehead]

Is a fart supposed to have lumps?

[schwarcw]

Farts are my ass laughing!

[ESavinon]

Is a fart supposed to have lumps?

Like caramel covered peanuts type of lumps? :eek::D

[beardog03]

Is a fart supposed to have lumps?


depends on the velocity !

[NJPOLKER]

I think it was the AMA who writes in a medical journal that the typical human farts 22 times a day. I don't read that journal, my father in-law is a doc so that is who told me.

[lightman1]

Pull my finger....

[nooshinjohn]

Pull my finger....


Ok who pulled his finger... I smell that one all the way in Indiana:eek:

[Keiko]

Pull my finger....

F that. Who knows where your hands have been? :confused: :p

[Knucklehead]

In everbodys pie!:D

[nadams]

You know what's the worst? Peacefully farting in your office, only to have someone stick their head in the door to ask you something. You want to tell them to run away before the smell hits... yet... you just can't. Then you have to watch as the squirm to end the conversation as quickly as socially possible, and then run away. This always happens to me, and it's always the worst timing. I can be sitting in my office alone all morning, need to let one rip, then have someone walk up and ask me something.

Oh, and they're always beer farts...

[Face]

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[BlueFox]

You know what's the worst? Peacefully farting in your office, only to have someone stick their head in the door to ask you something.

Yes. Or like at the gym while doing squats or leg presses, and one rips. For whatever reason, it always seems right afterward nearby women start migrating toward that area. Maybe they are pheromones. :rolleyes:

[xj4094dg]

Is a fart supposed to have lumps?

No. That is a shart.:rolleyes: