Jon and Kate getting divorced!

[Jstas]

OMG! :eek:

:rolleyes:

Oh and "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" is on indefinite hiatus.

:rolleyes:





Is there anyone who didn't see this coming?

And what's up with the "Flock of Seagulls" reverse mullet thing goin' on here?

http://cdn.ripple6.com/userfiles/243924/Image/kate_gosselin_300x400.jpg

[Face]

Who?

[Pauly]

and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


:D


Pauly

[Jstas]

and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


:D


Pauly

Yeah, didja ever take a dump so big your pants fits better when you're done?

Yeah, I'm workin' on one of those now!

It's gonna be a great night tonight!

[treitz3]

Who's Jon and who's Kate? Why should I care?

[nguyendot]

She had 8 kids and still a size like 2...

[Jstas]

They are a couple from Berks County, PA who had two kids and then wanted a 3rd but were having trouble getting the 3rd. So they went to a fertility clinic and ended up with sextuplets.

TLC decided to do a TV show about them. The show is called "Jon & Kate +8" and it is about their lives dealing with 8 kids.

Jon is a sniveling, spineless wuss and Kate is an over-bearing, camera loving, obnoxious, psycho that is verbally abusive and emasculating towards Jon. Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

TLC put the show on hiatus indefinitely for obvious reasons. A psycho bitch crying in her Wheaties in the morning and wine at night about the terrible shambles her life is just isn't entertaining.

It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day. So I'm just sharing my pain with you all 'cause I'm cool like that. I'm a giver, man.



So yeah, discuss whatever you want. This whole thread was sarcasm anyway.

I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

[shadowofnight]

and on a side note i just took a nice dump and it was only a one wiper. God i love those .


:D


Pauly


Yeah, didja ever take a dump so big your pants fits better when you're done?

Yeah, I'm workin' on one of those now!

It's gonna be a great night tonight!



Haha....That was worth clicking on the thread.....as I have no clue in hell who Jon and Kate are :D

And sure, the big dump is a glorious thing....except if you dont pinch it off in time and it brushes the rear of your family jewels :)

[Knucklehead]

disgusting........they let a reality show ruin their marriage...and the kids..

[Jstas]

Haha....That was worth clicking on the thread.....as I have no clue in hell who Jon and Kate are :D

And sure, the big dump is a glorious thing....except if you dont pinch it off in time and it brushes the rear of your family jewels :)

Nah, you do the one grunt punt and it'll come outta there like a greased bullet train! No touchin' nuthin'!

[Jstas]

disgusting........they let a reality show ruin their marriage...and the kids..

8 kids? All vying for the constant attention of 2 people? Yeah, the show didn't ruin the kids, they were ruined before they ever even got the chance.

[Sherardp]

8 kids? I'd lose it.

[bobman1235]

I'd say their awful personalities ruined the marriage (plus the kids, obv), not the show.

Hell, their personalities got them on the show to begin with.

At least, based on the few news snippets I've seen on the internet.

[Danny Tse]

Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

You forgot to mention that there were rumors of Kate and her bodyguard....well....you know

[polkatese]

The new show will be called "Kate minus Jon plus eight"

[dorokusai]

worthless, exploitive harpy.

[Kex]

Never watched the show, and only heard of it recently because of the Octoplet thingy goin' on down here in crazy CA, but, from the few short snippets I have seen recently on the news, it seemed to me that the no good Jon got some attention from the ladies that he wasn't used to because of his celebrity. Now he thinks he's the center of the universe, and wants more fun. He's even bragging about his "new beginning" or something. He probably wanted out to play with as many ladies as he can get. If so, he's a sad case.

To me, it's like needing a fancy convertible to get a date. If that's the way you play the game, you won't be getting the right kind of date. On second thoughts, with his intellectual abilities, they'll probably be exactly what he can handle.

[dkmuch]

I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

The Roman Empire was Roman and it was an Empire. It was the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE you're thinking of :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire

[shadowofnight]

Since I didnt have a clue who they were.....and it was mentioned she had 6 of them puppies at once :eek: ....I had to Google to see what she looked like from the neck down...cause even with the Flock of seagulls hair she didnt look that bad.




From THIS


http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/Jon%20and%20Kate%20pregnant.jpg



To THIS is impressive in anybodys book :eek:


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/kate_gosselin_988768_inf.jpg

http://showstalker.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kate-gosselin-bikini-12.jpg

[Marty913]

Never watched the show, and only heard of it recently because of the Octoplet thingy goin' on down here in crazy CA, but, from the few short snippets I have seen recently on the news, it seemed to me that the no good Jon got some attention from the ladies that he wasn't used to because of his celebrity. Now he thinks he's the center of the universe, and wants more fun. He's even bragging about his "new beginning" or something. He probably wanted out to play with as many ladies as he can get. If so, he's a sad case.

To me, it's like needing a fancy convertible to get a date. If that's the way you play the game, you won't be getting the right kind of date. On second thoughts, with his intellectual abilities, they'll probably be exactly what he can handle.

We'll see how Jon's "new beginnings" go when the local Judge Judy slaps his a$$ with child support X 8. Maybe he can find a bimbo looking for a sniveling little weenie with a monthly financial obligation the size of Delaware.

Maybe Kate can team up with the Octo-Freak and do a Dominating Bitches Plus Sixteen thing for TLC.

[Kex]

Is it OK if I find this thread more interesting than the thread about the kid who got shot, or do I need medication?

[Jstas]

Kex, if you ever saw anything about the show, it's not necessarily "no good Jon". She is equally at fault and exactly what doro said, worthless, exploitative harpy.

[Jstas]

The Roman Empire was Roman and it was an Empire. It was the HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE you're thinking of :D http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Roman_Empire

You obviously missed the joke as well as the SNL reference.

[Pauly]

They are a couple from Berks County, PA who had two kids and then wanted a 3rd but were having trouble getting the 3rd. So they went to a fertility clinic and ended up with sextuplets.

TLC decided to do a TV show about them. The show is called "Jon & Kate +8" and it is about their lives dealing with 8 kids.

Jon is a sniveling, spineless wuss and Kate is an over-bearing, camera loving, obnoxious, psycho that is verbally abusive and emasculating towards Jon. Jon, a few weeks ago, got snagged by paparazzi with another chick and tried to pass it off as friends getting a drink. Well, Kate flipped and these two waited for like 3 months for the new season to start to do a special announcement show that was an hour long to announce they filed for divorce yesterday and separation is imminent.

TLC put the show on hiatus indefinitely for obvious reasons. A psycho bitch crying in her Wheaties in the morning and wine at night about the terrible shambles her life is just isn't entertaining.

It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day. So I'm just sharing my pain with you all 'cause I'm cool like that. I'm a giver, man.



So yeah, discuss whatever you want. This whole thread was sarcasm anyway.

I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

Sure do know ALOT about the topic for the thread to be sarcasm. On to better things....





Boobies.....



Discuss.....



Pauly


Edit.. Forgot the boobs

[Toxis]

Who cares? I know I don't. Reality shows in general are pathetic IMO. Just proof Hollywood has run out of ideas or won't pay for creative people.

[Kex]

Kex, if you ever saw anything about the show, it's not necessarily "no good Jon". She is equally at fault and exactly what doro said, worthless, exploitative harpy.Yup, I got that from your earlier, explanatory post on the subject, #7 above, thanks!

[Airplay355]

It's the Polk Forum, we all need medication.

[organ]

Not surprised it happened. She's very hard on Jon. In the new episode she even admitted that she was too hard on him. Notice how she never helps Jon? She just watches and complains. Also she pretty much does all the talking when both are being interviewed on the couch. Well, that's just going by what is shown to us after editing. I still think she's damn hot.
I heard the girl Jon was seeing is in her early 20's. A teacher or something. I feel bad for the kids.

[tom t]

just another spoiled,pampered couple. i wish they would just all go away for good..
we all have a hard enought time running our own lives,who cares about theirs.

[mhardy6647]

I'll give you a topic, the Roman Empire was neither Roman nor an Empire...discuss.

I suspect you're thinking of the Holy Roman Empire, which was neither holy, Roman, nor an empire.

The Roman Empire was pretty Roman and pretty... umm.. empirical :-)

EDIT: oops, a little late to this party.

[Jstas]

Sure do know ALOT about the topic for the thread to be sarcasm.


Maybe you missed the part where I said this:

"It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day."



These two douches live about a half hour outside of Philly. EVERYONE talks about them here from the newspapers to the freaking radio shows to the morning news shows on TV. If you live in the area and haven't at least HEARD of these two, you live under a rock.

Due to my commute in the morning sitting on the mind-numbing train, I listen to the radio on the way in. I'm a captive audience to all the drek. That and the girl likes to watch all this reality TV garbage and she talks about it.

[Pauly]

Maybe you missed the part where I said this:

"It doesn't matter to most people but since these two douches live in the area, it's all I've heard about all day."



These two douches live about a half hour outside of Philly. EVERYONE talks about them here from the newspapers to the freaking radio shows to the morning news shows on TV. If you live in the area and haven't at least HEARD of these two, you live under a rock.

Due to my commute in the morning sitting on the mind-numbing train, I listen to the radio on the way in. I'm a captive audience to all the drek. That and the girl likes to watch all this reality TV garbage and she talks about it.

Sorry about your luck :D:p;)

But you knew you would get smart ass remarks and comments on this topic.


Pauly

[bobman1235]

It's not just if they're local to you (though I imagine that makes it harder to avoid); I live several hundred miles away and still if you at all pay attention to pop culture you are going to hear about these two whack jobs. I know a lot of you take pride in pretending pop culture doesn't exist but unfortunately it does and is filled with crap like these two.

[wingnut4772]

OMG! Who cares about this crap?

[dkmuch]

You obviously missed the joke as well as the SNL reference.

No, I got the REAL joke and the REAL SNL reference. You got the reference WRONG. The joke from SNL is precisely: "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss."

So my correcting you, was, in fact, funny. If you knew the joke. Since the Roman Empire is Roman and is an Empire. It is the Holy Roman Empire, that is neither Holy or an Empire.

[F1nut]

Who? :D

[bobman1235]

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut. Discuss.

[Jstas]

No, I got the REAL joke and the REAL SNL reference. You got the reference WRONG. The joke from SNL is precisely: "The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss."

So my correcting you, was, in fact, funny. If you knew the joke. Since the Roman Empire is Roman and is an Empire. It is the Holy Roman Empire, that is neither Holy or an Empire.

So what do you want? A cookie?

You were probably one of those kids in grade school that would raise their hand 5 minutes before the bell on Friday and remind the teacher she forgot to give out homework assignments.

You know what people like that end up doing when they get all growed up? They write in to the producers at Paramount to tell them how much they screwed up the dialog between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the latest Star Trek movie.

Honestly though, you're probably the only one laughing. Whether the quote was exact or not, the point was a light attempt at humor.

Then again, you probably don't even know who Voltaire is or that the quote in question was actually taken from his "Dictionnaire philosophique" work in which many articles attack and criticize the Roman Catholic Church. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't satire either. It was a philosophical and political critique on the Catholic Church.

But if you are referring to the Catholic Church as the "joke" then you're an *******.

[dkg999]

I've read this thread a couple of times and I've really tried to care about this topic. But it just isn't working for me. I do feel sorry for the kids, and maybe some better parents will step up and someone will make a wise decision on who should raise them.

Other than that I'm just upping my post count.

[Pauly]

I've read this thread a couple of times and I've really tried to care about this topic. But it just isn't working for me. I do feel sorry for the kids, and maybe some better parents will step up and someone will make a wise decision on who should raise them.

Other than that I'm just upping my post count.


+1


Pauly

[CaligulaPolk]

Since I didnt have a clue who they were.....and it was mentioned she had 6 of them puppies at once :eek: ....I had to Google to see what she looked like from the neck down...cause even with the Flock of seagulls hair she didnt look that bad.




From THIS


http://barfblog.foodsafety.ksu.edu/uploads/image/Jon%20and%20Kate%20pregnant.jpg



To THIS is impressive in anybodys book :eek:


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/06/kate_gosselin_988768_inf.jpg

http://showstalker.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kate-gosselin-bikini-12.jpg


perhaps plastic surgery? i think i see scars between on her leg and pelvis

poor Jon has to pay 8 child support checks for next 18 years

[PhantomOG]

poor Jon has to pay 8 child support checks for next 18 years

funny thing is its quite the opposite. Those kids will pay for his new penthouse and sports cars for the next however many years they decide to exploit them. :rolleyes:

[kevhed72]

This is all so sad...you people are mean.
I caught another show like this the other day, but the couple had like...18 kids???

[bobman1235]

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, here uterus fell out. OHHHH!

[bikezappa]

So what do you want? A cookie?

You were probably one of those kids in grade school that would raise their hand 5 minutes before the bell on Friday and remind the teacher she forgot to give out homework assignments.

You know what people like that end up doing when they get all growed up? They write in to the producers at Paramount to tell them how much they screwed up the dialog between Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock in the latest Star Trek movie.

Honestly though, you're probably the only one laughing. Whether the quote was exact or not, the point was a light attempt at humor.

Then again, you probably don't even know who Voltaire is or that the quote in question was actually taken from his "Dictionnaire philosophique" work in which many articles attack and criticize the Roman Catholic Church. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't satire either. It was a philosophical and political critique on the Catholic Church.

But if you are referring to the Catholic Church as the "joke" then you're an *******.


A little back pedaling here. He got ya. **** I hope I spelled everything right.

[Pauly]

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, here uterus fell out. OHHHH!

Dice Bobman


Pauly

[Jstas]

A little back pedaling here. He got ya. **** I hope I spelled everything right.

Got me on what? A stupid joke? Oh no! My credibility is completely destroyed and some loser on the Internet is laughing at me! Whatever should I do?

Oh...


Yeah...


That's right.


I should not give a damn.


I'll get right on that.

[bikezappa]

Got me on what? A stupid joke? Oh no! My credibility is completely destroyed and some loser on the Internet is laughing at me! Whatever should I do?

Oh...


Yeah...


That's right.


I should not give a damn.


I'll get right on that.

Lighten up. Just trying to make a funny.

[POIDOG]

Is this what were talking about :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopussy :D

Oh, never mind wrong thread :eek:

[Pauly]

Lighten up. Just trying to make a funny.

Dont think he does that. Thanks for playing. :D:D;)


Pauly