What's your favorite "quote" from a movie?

[ChrisDurano]

I want a good quote for my signature line. Any good ones out there? I'm sure there are.

[TroyD]

#1 - "We deal in lead, friend" Steve McQueen "Magnificent Seven"


Others

"There's always barber college" - Patrick Swayze "Road House"

'I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around, I'll be watching you" - R. Lee Ermey 'Full Metal Jacket"

'Charley don't surf!' - Apocalypse Now

gimmie a few..I got tons, just can't think under pressure...

BDT

[TroyD]

Shit, I didn't read you were looking for one for your sig, sorry I thought you were just looking for faves. You can't use the Steve McQueen one, that's mine, I used it for almost a year. :)

BDT

[rs159]

I see dead people http://66.227.101.70/contrib/corky/corkysm79.gif

[wodom1]

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers."
-Clerks

[rs159]

"God himself could not sink this ship" - Titanic

[MxStYlEpOlKmAn]

"Will you alone stand before his armies? Yes" - Scorpian King

[begbie]

"you're gonna need a bigger boat." Classic line from JAWS :lol:

[shepx2]

"I have not yet begun to defile myself." - Tombstone



Shep

[wlrandall]

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'" Shawshank Redemption

[GZ]

I've always liked, "...faliure is not an option" from Apollo 13.

[Frank Z]

Your Huge!!...from any porn movie

[MxStYlEpOlKmAn]

"Man you lookin all kinds o stoopid - YEAH! I got-dis-outfit-from-yo-momma!" - Bring down the house

[yoeddy]

"...No wait...You could get a good look at a T-Bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass...no wait, it's gotta be YOUR bull..."

Chris Farley
Tommy Boy

[rs159]

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!"
-South Park the Movie - Bigger, Longer, and Uncut

[Big Dan R]

wev gotten a spy into the ministry of defence. Really?....Yes, really..... Hes a disgruntled scotish gaurd known for his lethal temper and unusual eating habbits, he weighs a metric ton, his name............................FatBastard. - Austin Powers 2

[HBombToo]

It’s a moral imperative! ***Real Genius*** 1 of my all time favorites.

HBomb

[F1nut]

Do you feel lucky today, PUNK!!!

[gidrah]

"The crushing of the enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of the women." Arnie as Conan

"I'd rather kiss a wookie."
"Let the wookie win."

You can't use it, but my favorite is:
"Hangin's too good for him. Burnin's too good for him. He should be torn into bitsy pieces and buried alive!" Hanover Fist from Heavy Metal

[TroyD]

'I woke up in a great fuckin' mood. I don't know what the hell happened.' - Mike Damone 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'


BDT

[TroyD]

'Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining' - Fletcher 'The Outlaw Josey Wales'

[kberg]

TroyD,

A CLASSIC line - here's another one I like from that movie...

"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!"

[joe logston]

thoses that dont want to be killed leave now,
clint eastwood,
"unforgiven"

[Jstas]

It'd from T.V. but some of the best one liners came from Cheers:

"Women, can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts!" Norm Peterson
"It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear!" Norm Peterson

"How's life treating ya Norm?" Sam Malone
"About the same way a baby treats a diaper!" Norm Peterson

"I'm RUNNING with SCISSORS!" Fraiser Crane

[sterling bug]

"give me some sugar baby"- Army of Darkness

For some reason I've always liked this one:
"assumption is the mother of all fuck ups"- Under Siege 2

[polkatese]

"At this point, we don't know" - About Last Night, John Belushi...

[jbowl]

'I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all outa bubble gum'
Roddy Piper - Some dumb ass alien move

[Jstas]

Originally posted by jbowl
'I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all outa bubble gum'
Roddy Piper - Some dumb ass alien move

It was called "They Live!" by John Carpenter and started Roddy Piper and Keith David. Pretty cheesy but a good story and good for a laugh for both the stupid jokes and the cheesiness of it! Also, one hell of a fist fight! I'm told that the fist fight was for real. Roddy Piper insisted on it for the realism and given his wrestling background, he was capable of making a punch look pretty bad and draw a little blood but leave only minor injuries. Keith David and Roddy Piper's fist fight lasted like 10 minutes and is a cross between a boxing match and a wrestling match. I'd recommend it just for the hell of it. Its a good rainy saturday afternoon movie.

Check it out here: They Live! (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0096256)

Be sure to read the review and stuff. I'd recommend it to anyone interested in Sci-Fi that has a twist to it that isn't readily apparent. Anyway, it's vintage John Carpenter and he did a real good job of giving it the cheesy, campy 50's Sci-Fi film yet placing it in modern (well, modern for 1988) scenes.

[pjdami]

I don't think I would use it for a signature quote but its one of my favorites from the movie "clerks":

Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages, working on my day off, the steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward-assed fu** on the planet, I smell like shoe polish, my ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fu**ing a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six d**ks.

Randal Graves: Thirty-seven.

[wangotango68]

anything lee emery says in "full metal jacket"

scott:cool:

[tonyv1]

"There's no crying in baseball" said Tom Hanks in "A League of Their Own".
"My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die" said Manny Patinkin in "The Princess Bride".
"May the Force be with you" from "Star Wars".

[Jstas]

Originally posted by tonyv1

"My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father prepare to die" said Manny Patinkin in "The Princess Bride".


Not to be a jerk or anything but I think the charatcer's name is Inigo Montoya, not Indigo and it's actually Mandy Patinkin, not Manny. :D

The "no crying baseball" quote is one of my favorites too!

[Zero]

Not being much of a fan for cinema, few quotes come to mind. Some my favorites however happen to come from the Simpsons or SouthPark

Homer - "Ah Beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"

Eric Cartman - "Whateva, Whateva, I do what I want"

[tonyv1]

Wasn't sure about Mandy's character's name, d or no d. I goofed on Mandy's name though, thanks.
My other fav from "A League of Their Own" is when the ladies are getting etiquette lessons and are taught how to cross their legs because " a lady reveals nothing".

[STUFFMD]

A DOUGHNUT IN YOU FOOT LOCKER....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????? ?????
Stuff
Hey Wango have you seen his History Channel Show....that guy busts me up.....

[Jstas]

Originally posted by ATCVenom

Homer - "Ah Beer, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems"


I thought it was alcohol? I could be wrong though.

That episode with Cartman on that tabloid talk show was pretty good! I was laughing pretty hard!

The best episode was when Timmy and Jimmy became Crips! Oh man was that episode just wrong! I felt bad for laughing but I couldn't help it! I know I'm going to super-hell!

I'll stop hijacking the thread though.

[TonyPTX]

"AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, gotta kill every motherf**ker in the room, accept no substitute."

Ordell, Jackie Brown

[steve simmons]

"I'm your huckleberry"...Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone

[rs159]

Originally posted by Jstas
...The best episode was when Timmy and Jimmy became Crips! Oh man was that episode just wrong! I felt bad for laughing but I couldn't help it! I know I'm going to super-hell!

I'll stop hijacking the thread though...


Jimmy: "And if you don't like it you can pass the blunt to the n,n... ni,ni... ni,nigga on your left."

That one's a classic. It's right up there with the Catholic Priest episode.

[Strong Bad]

From Pulp Fiction:

Jimmy: "When you drove up here, did you see a sign on my house that says DEAD NI@@ER STORAGE?"

Jules: "No."

Jimmy: " You know why you didn't see it, cause storing dead ni@@ers ain't my business Jules!!!"



From Godfather:

"It's nothing personal, it's strictly business!"


From Smokey and the Bandit:

"Junior, there ain't no way you could have come from my loins. I'm going home and punching your mamma right in the mouth!"

[ken brydson]

A couple more from Roadhouse, a great movie IMO.
"I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead"
"Don't eat the big white mint"

[kberg]

How about this one from Child's Play...

"Ya STUPID BITCH, ya FILTHY SLUT... I'll teach ya ta fuck with me!
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!"

- Chucky

[burdette]

"You've gotta be fuckin' kidding."

When the head sprouts eyes and legs and scitters out of the room in The Thing.

Never tell me the odds. Han Solo, Star Wars.

[Tour2ma]

Originally posted by ken brydson
"Don't eat the big white mint" A great line...

The William Hurt - Kathleen Turner exchange from "Body Heat"...
"I need a lot of love"
"I'm a married woman"
"I only need it for tonight"

[nellis8166]

"NEVER LET YOURSELF GET ATTACHED TO ANYONE OR ANYTHING THAT YOU CAN'T LEAVE IN 30 SECONDS FLAT IF YOU SPOT THE HEAT COMING AROUND THE CORNER."

ROBERT DINERO
-HEAT

[ken brydson]

(smacks head with shoe)"That was my skull, I'm so wasted." Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

[pjdami]

smacks head with shoe)"That was my skull, I'm so wasted." Jeff Spicoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Good one and a classic I must say. How about some pizza Mr. Hand? That scene always cracks me up too.

My nickname in high school "paulie spicoli"

Paul

p.s. I didn't marry madonna .... but that's alright.

p.p.s. "i'm drunk right now"; no work tomorrow!!!

[F1nut]

Originally posted by steve simmons
"I'm your huckleberry"...Val Kilmer

He played that role to perfection. Great line!!!

[Billm57]

you are about as msyterious to me as a clogged toilet is to a fucking plumber

[PETERNG]

okay, let do it a different way,if you can tell me from what movie and who said this:

"you woke up this morning, didn't you?"

[Pablo]

(may want to check my spelling on some of these, but....)

I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for awhile now - Bill Murray - caddyshack (and Michael Waltrip after he won the rain shortened Daytona 500)

Bitter? Bitter? I'm not bitter Sam. I'm consumed by a gnawing hatred that keeps eating away at my gut until I can taste the byle in my mouth. ...... Does anyone have a Tic Tac? - Woody on Cheers

She turned me into a gnewt! Well, I got better - John Cleese - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

2 dollars! I want my 2 dollars! - the newspaper boy on Better Off Dead

[Shizelbs]

I have really enjoyed the number of rants from Ben Affleck in Boiler Room. The weird thing is, I really can't stand him. Only in that movie for some odd reason. Maybe because its an awesome movie.

[jeff biggs]

"Do you want the LD, or do you want to cuddle?"
SHAFT
"It's My duty to please that booty"
SHAFT
"No more yanky my wanky, the Donger need food"
Long Duk Dong in Sixteen Candles

[jdavy]

"Go ahead. Make my day"

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what your going to get"

"Laugh it up fuzz ball"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

These quotes do not need to referenced to the movies that they come from. They are on most peoples top 100. The last one was reused by Jack in the Box. "I love the smell of MAYO in the morning"

[mantis]

"do or do not,there is no try"
"fear is the path of the dark side"
"fear leads to anger,anger leads to hate,hate.......leads to suffering,I sence much fear in you"-Yoda

[ChrisDurano]

"such a pretty girl, but such an ugly swing." TinCup