Micah Cohen
10-29-2001, 09:19 AM
Okay, children. Say whatever you want about watching TPM -- how it bottoms out your subs and shakes your house foundations and looks so crisp and clean -- I'm here to tell you once again, that it simply sucks in the manner of all "flash over substance."
Why, you ask, must I say this again?
Because this weekend, I shut off the phones, pulled the black-out curtains, turned up the system, and watched THE ORIGINAL, UN-TAMPERED-WITH, WIDESCREEN "Star Wars" on THX VHS from 1995. Guess what? It is a GREAT FILM.
Overlook the tiny idiocies like some sloppy editing, some low budget overdubs and replay shots, and SEE the casting coups of Peter Cushing, Anthony Daniels and of course the amazing Alec Guinness. There were moments when I had tears in my eyes the damned flick is SO GOOD -- when Obi Wan first appears, he's incredible! And of course the first time you see Darth Vader, there is one of those amazing film moments when the momentum of the film, the music and the camera all converge on one spectacular shot! So much about this film was great, including the thought that went into foreshadowing and building the story that we don't see. The film is well paced, well made, and ORGANIC -- no cheesy CGI to get in the way of the GREAT FUN story. No need for CGI -- those little models were cool as spit, and when the space ships fly right by or those TIE Fighters whizz by the screen, man my soundsystem BLASTED them with that cool screaming space ship sound! Forget CGI, it's too easy. Make me believe in a tiny model and you're a BETTER FILMMAKER.
I FELT LIKE I WAS TEN AGAIN!
Okay, it was pro-logic and VHS -- very muddy and not nearly as clear and detailed as DVD -- but it was like a film projected on my screen, and it was widescreen OAR, and the music was thunderous and evocative.
DAMN GEORGE LUCAS for forcing me to watch his best (only watchable) film on such a crappy medium. But I am HAPPY ABOUT IT! HAPPY TO WATCH IT THIS WAY if it's the only way I can see the ORIGINAL un-fiddled-with film, which is a better film than any of the other films combined simply by way of its originality, and its pure story, and ALEC GUINNESS.
What an incredible film! I highly recommend you revisit it. Get some perspective.
TPM is a shame.
"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home!"
MC
Why, you ask, must I say this again?
Because this weekend, I shut off the phones, pulled the black-out curtains, turned up the system, and watched THE ORIGINAL, UN-TAMPERED-WITH, WIDESCREEN "Star Wars" on THX VHS from 1995. Guess what? It is a GREAT FILM.
Overlook the tiny idiocies like some sloppy editing, some low budget overdubs and replay shots, and SEE the casting coups of Peter Cushing, Anthony Daniels and of course the amazing Alec Guinness. There were moments when I had tears in my eyes the damned flick is SO GOOD -- when Obi Wan first appears, he's incredible! And of course the first time you see Darth Vader, there is one of those amazing film moments when the momentum of the film, the music and the camera all converge on one spectacular shot! So much about this film was great, including the thought that went into foreshadowing and building the story that we don't see. The film is well paced, well made, and ORGANIC -- no cheesy CGI to get in the way of the GREAT FUN story. No need for CGI -- those little models were cool as spit, and when the space ships fly right by or those TIE Fighters whizz by the screen, man my soundsystem BLASTED them with that cool screaming space ship sound! Forget CGI, it's too easy. Make me believe in a tiny model and you're a BETTER FILMMAKER.
I FELT LIKE I WAS TEN AGAIN!
Okay, it was pro-logic and VHS -- very muddy and not nearly as clear and detailed as DVD -- but it was like a film projected on my screen, and it was widescreen OAR, and the music was thunderous and evocative.
DAMN GEORGE LUCAS for forcing me to watch his best (only watchable) film on such a crappy medium. But I am HAPPY ABOUT IT! HAPPY TO WATCH IT THIS WAY if it's the only way I can see the ORIGINAL un-fiddled-with film, which is a better film than any of the other films combined simply by way of its originality, and its pure story, and ALEC GUINNESS.
What an incredible film! I highly recommend you revisit it. Get some perspective.
TPM is a shame.
"It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home!"
MC