Justin... He's young, sorta cute in that skate-rat kinda way that's trendy now... Finished school, got a nifty tech job with a cool company -- lotsa perks, and the fuzz isn't off the peach yet... and he's got loads'a hot little college chicks chasing him around! He's obnoxiously flaunting his youth and virility!
And I am jealous.
There, I said it. I'm elderly, and I'm wasting my life. Boo hoo. Pity party for Micah.
Justin... Let's give him a hand everyone!