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The cars hiss by my window

In please - Pink Anderson

"in"

Honestly just happened........

I asked my wife (who happens to be blond) if I should post a particular joke to the site - She peeked her head around the corner with a wrinkled forehead and a...

"Got it last week,, watching it now,,how' bout the bassist,, who is she? IIRC she played with Jeff for a couple of years now?"

Yeah, Tal Wilkenfeld - a helluva bassist at 22 or 24. He mentions...

Was anyone fortunate enough to check out Jeff Beck on his US tour
that just wrapped up? I used to play guitar when I was younger -
probably haven't picked it up in 10yrs or so. But just...

Big business taking after it's big brother gov't.........:rolleyes:

So sorry to hear -
Dreading the day we have to put our little buddy down

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the...

It was entertainment day at the senior center and the Amazing Claude
was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed
hypnotist. As he went to the front of the meeting room, he...

Ditto!!!

A Cowboy named Fred

A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came
by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,"CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh!
You're cooking too many...

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man,was drafted by the Army
On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.
That afternoon the Army barber sheared off...

Oh my gosh, Cathy - Our prayers are with you.........

Dan

Nice way of putting it Andrew -
Respect each other and strive to live in peace brothers;)
Amen.

Dan

Not one thing - well, I take that back. got a $50 gift card for
Gordon Foods (which we get every year.) from my in-laws!

We all promised to give to a charity instead of gifts........
but some...

Definitely another great one gone...........

Congratulations to your wife (and you)
My dream was to open up a restaurant myself someday -
Was going through the culinary arts program at GRCC
(our local community college) and had the most fun...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good One, PT........:D :cool: :eek: :rolleyes:
Gimme a shout & I'll help you with the next 6k if ya cut me in:p

Dylan - these things rock!!
I made about 1-1/2 dozen for our party last saturday and I think
my 'pre-speech' of the epic gas scared some off.:p
The party started around 6 but I promised a buddy...

HB Noel!

mama wants to hear some Conway Twitty

not so sure 'bout that ol' G. Gordon Liddy

give thanks everyday
we'll keep her in our prayers