I came home wednesday and went to make a pitcher of instant tea and couldn't find the jars in the pantry cabinet.
As I looked around I also noticed I was missing coffee and large cans of juice and vegetables out of the same cabinet.
I was pissed off thinking someone had come in and stolen stuff from my cabinets. Freaked out a little about it.
I went and changed locks, deadbolts, security code, and bought window locks and new sliding door locks. I spent a few hundred bucks to secure the cave again.
Mystery solved to my amazement.
I'd washed up a bunch of ball caps and my old USMC covers the day before and used the cans to "shape" my caps and covers.
It all came back clear as day once I'd discovered my memory fart.
I wonder what else I've forgotten now.