the clubhouse has missed out on a few topics lately
#1 Bob Guccione died last week - put both hands on the keyboard and give a shout out for one of the pioneers of porn.
#2 The whole Rand Quaid saga with the house squatting, hotel vandalism, and now seeking asylum in Canada - semifinalist for surreal hall of fame
#3 Lesnar getting his butt kicked last night - no complaints here
#4 Last, but not least - I left the screen door open while smoking some ribs and now I have a bird in the house - Is a badminton racquet the weapon of choice here?